For The One and Only...

[Slinky Ferret]

The one and only

I am the one and only
(Oh yeah)

Call me
Call me by my name or
Call me by number
You put me through it
I'll still be doing it the way I do it
And yet you try to make me forget
Who I really am
Don't tell me I know best
I'm not the same as all the rest

I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only
You can't take that away from me

I've been a player in the crowd scene
A flicker on the big screen
My soul embraces
One more in a million faces
High hopes and aspirations ideas
Above my station maybe
But all this time I've tried
To walk with dignity and pride

I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only
You can't take that away from me

I can't wear this uniform
Without some compromises
Because you'll find out that we come
In different shapes and sizes

No one can be myself like I can
For this job I'm the best man
And while this may be true
You are the one and only you

Guitar solo! Get headbanging!

I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only
You can't take that away from me

I am the one and only I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only The one and only
You can't take that away from me

From what I've seen from your posts you need to lighten up a bit and have fun!! >: Then you can rock as well as Chesney.

[Matt Harty]

I used to think OAO was kinda smart until he spoke outside of the philosphy forum.

[The One and Only...]

:/

[Slinky Ferret]

You don't like that song??!

:tear

[Supafly345]

I didn't hear anything.

[The Fifth Man]

I was deeply moved, Slinky. I'd hold up my lighter, but
my tears killed the flame. :)

[Dole]

No one brought the rock like Chesney

[Slinky Ferret]

I was deeply moved, Slinky. I'd hold up my lighter, but my tears killed the flame. :)

>: Oi its not Every Rose Has Its Thorn!

[Comrade Rocket]

8========================================D

[rainbowbrite]

:hypno It's soooo big. :hypno

[The One and Only...]

(Invariably, someone will quip that it is not even close to the size of my cock.)

[kellychaos]

Cock sounds so much more naughty than penis. Think about it ... as in ... I thrust the subject of OAO's penis into the gorging hole of the forum ... it just doesn't have the same impact.

[Rez]

this belonged in friggin LOVELINE FORUM from day one.

[Slinky Ferret]

>: No most definately the 80s forum. But I don't think he was even born anywhere near that decade so he would never have seen it!

[The One and Only...]

Born in 88', my friend.

[Schimid]

My God.

[Rez]

Born in 88', my friend.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[rainbowbrite]

8========================================D

I bet it's that thin :lol

[The One and Only...]

5.5" around.

[rainbowbrite]

God you wish



You know I don't believe anyone in this site is ever going to believe you untill you post pictures of it. Never mind. I don't even think they'd believe you then. :/

[The One and Only...]

Well, remember, it is only 5.5" around the widest point (or at least what I think is the widest).

In fact, I think it may even be a little wider than that, because that seems a little inconsistent with my other measurements. I'll have to measure it again sometime.

[Terra]

Maybe you can make a graph and chart it's growth and then make comparisons with the weather, moon cycle, stock market, grunion runs and the middle east bombings.

This way we can all be sure.

[Schimid]

Hey, just a head's up. Your name is spelled wrong.

[Terra]

Like uh, quoi dude?

[Schimid]

You misspelled that too. Mock, can we have a spell check installed here or something?

[rainbowbrite]

That'd be cool...

[Terra]

You misspelled that too. Mock, can we have a spell check installed here or something?

And a fuckwad ban would help too. Of course then this place would be pretty quiet.......without you.

[Schimid]

There are too many periods in your elipses. The recommended amount is three.

[Big Papa Goat]

I think OAO is hilarious :(

[sadie]

there are not enough l's in your ellipses. the recommended amount is two. :rolleyes

[DamnthatDavid]

If I only had a brain. :/

[Matt Harty]

You misspelled that too. Mock, can we have a spell check installed here or something?

And a fuckwad ban would help too. Of course then this place would be pretty quiet.......without you.

Irony :rolleyes

[rainbowbrite]

Yeah but I like it when Tara posts. She's insightful. :)

[Esuohlim]

You know what? I only like it when, like, four people in this thread post. >: