SLEEP IS DANGEROUS

[Spastic Colon]

Has anyone ever taken advantage of you in a half-asleep stupor?

It happened to me a couple of years ago. I had just fallen asleep for about an hour and my brother burst into the room saying I had overslept and I was about to be late for school. I had gotten dressed and halfway through tying my shoes when I realized that there was treachery afoot. But I was too tired to return the favor to my brother, with retribution...SWEET SWEET RETRIBUTION!

It happened again a year or so after. That time I actually took a shower and then realized it was midnight and I was showering in my underwear.

[DamnthatDavid]

No, never. I am instantly awake, even after only an hour or two of sleep. Sure, my head hurts like hell. But I am awake.
You would be the first killed in Zombie Attack.

[ArrowX]

My parents smack me and say

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU USELESSS WASTE OF SKIN!!!!!

[maggiekarp]

lol

Never taken advantage of, but I have taken advantage of others... mwahahaha...

[thebiggameover]

Has anyone ever taken advantage of you in a half-asleep stupor?

It happened to me a couple of years ago. I had just fallen asleep for about an hour and my brother burst into the room saying I had overslept and I was about to be late for school. I had gotten dressed and halfway through tying my shoes when I realized that there was treachery afoot. But I was too tired to return the favor to my brother, with retribution...SWEET SWEET RETRIBUTION!

It happened again a year or so after. That time I actually took a shower and then realized it was midnight and I was showering in my underwear.

i've done that to myself when working graveyard shift. looking over at the clock and it says 6 and i jump up all "oh fuck! i'm gonna be late!!" then i realise its 6am not 6pm...

:(