I'm so sick and tired of

[Command Prompt]

stories about people who achieve success despite insurmountable odds. Fuck these people. I want to hear about all the golden childs who were given everything, and had every oppurtunity to succeed and still managed to fuck up and end up tossing salads for a dime of rock. Now THAT'S entertainment.

Oh wait. Hollywood. :(

[The Fifth Man]

One'd probably have something interesting with that pitch as long
as they kept Spielberg the hell away from it. Seriously, if I want a
happy ending pulled outta my own ass at the last minute, I'll
read a French fairy tale.

[Anonymouse]

Lately, you've been a prolific poster.

[The Fifth Man]

Sorry. I'm just trying to get used to the forum.

And taking shit from people not two days after joining.
I suppose I'm being initiated. Or is being hated by Malevolent
an uncommon thing?

[sadie]

i love it when new people come to i-mockery all surprised they're getting--OMG!--mocked. morons.

[Command Prompt]

why is all this in my thread >:

[The Fifth Man]

Oh, I expected it. I just figured.....

Okay, yeah. I'm a moron. :(

[DamnthatDavid]

I had forwarning from a friend when I joined. Saddly, that still didn't stop them from mocking me. Those bastards. >:

[The Fifth Man]

lol Sorry, Mariachi, please continue.

[VolCanon]

What about the story of the poor guy who grew up to be Bill Gates? Oh wait...

Or the ugly fat kid who grew up into George Bush, who is merely stupid instead of ugly? Oh wait...

[Slinky Ferret]

Jerry Lee Lewis :(

[Rev. Danno]

5th, Arizona sucks donkey dick...
Move away while you can...
You're 22.5 years old... Get some balls, and do something new...
Based of your postings, I recomend you move to the mid-west, or the east caost w/ all the other "clever" people who post here, or go to Canaduh to hang out w/ the Mockers who just plain suck...
Achimp needs some one whom he can look down on (because he ain't anything lower where he's at right now... How's your love life chimpy?)

[Anonymous]

There's still SSA.

[kellychaos]

Gary Coleman is tossin' salads! Bawaaaaa!!! :lol

[Slinky Ferret]

Who?

[sspadowsky]

Hey, Mariachi- first things first: There are a lot of morons in Hollywood who were given everything, but there are just as many who worked shit jobs and starved before they got any kind of break.

Secondly, and far more importantly, if you're going to use George Carlin's material, have the decency to credit him.

[Slinky Ferret]

I think you can say the same about the music industry.

[rainbowbrite]

I had forwarning from a friend when I joined. Saddly, that still didn't stop them from mocking me. Those bastards. >:

Same here. :/

[Command Prompt]

Good job sspadowsky. You win. This thread is over.

[kellychaos]

El Mariachi was given a great thread idea and, ultimately, fucked it all up. :irony