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Mike
Mar 28th, 2004, 04:41 PM
"Yo dawg! How's it grillin'"

"I'm not grilling. I'm eating, you twat!"

I responded through a mouthful of burnt and bloody mammal. After braving the sleet and snow on foot for 1.5 miles to get some Mongolian BBQ the last thing I feel like is to have nearly every employee in the joint bouncing around my table making sure that I am "grillin' like a villain" and "havin' a mongolian good time". Mongolians nowadays are interested in keeping warm, riding horses and minding their own business, not being "rad" and "awesome" and making a big deal out of a simple meal.

Pub Lover
Mar 28th, 2004, 04:50 PM
You're meant to tip them & then they'll go away.

Mike
Mar 28th, 2004, 05:32 PM
riiiiiiiight.

Rongi
Mar 28th, 2004, 05:50 PM
You know you're pretty interesting.

Matt Harty
Mar 28th, 2004, 05:51 PM
Try McDonalds

Pub Lover
Mar 28th, 2004, 06:04 PM
riiiiiiiight.

Yes, Damn Right, You Little Shit. >:

Spastic Colon
Mar 28th, 2004, 07:07 PM
*fondles inside parts* Throw this on the grill and go away. Crazy Mongolian.

Mike
Mar 28th, 2004, 07:48 PM
I'm not a mongolian, but thanks for the "inside parts".

Anonymous
Mar 28th, 2004, 08:38 PM
I used to hate mike, but then he got that avatar.