1000 Blank White Cards

[Drev]

I do this in another forum,b ut I feel it'll be more fun here.

It's based off this game: http://www.geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html

The Rules are this:
1. No set players. Join/leave games as you please.
2. No set turns. You may post a turn whenever you want, provided that at least one person has taken a turn since your previous turn. Idle chit-chat does not count as a turn. It's only a turn if you post a card.
3. No deck. Basically, you have a hand containing an infinite number of blank cards.
4. Game end: when the game reaches the 10th page of the topic, the game is in 'Sudden Death'. After the player who played the turn at the top of page 10 plays again, the game is over. (this may be changed later, after we can judge how long the game is)

Now just make up some cards and kick ass. :)



DO IT!>:

[HickMan]

I choose...

http://www.canoe.ca/MovieImagesS/steel2.jpg
STEEL

His main weapon is a hammer/bubble gun that does DAMAGE
He isn't fast, but he can jump.
His weak spot is free-throws :(
His strongest point is that he is BLACK

[EverythingWillSuck]

I hope I'm doing this right :(
Card:

'AJAKIJAHJAJSJASJ I HAVE A BABY

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/1557000/ngbbs3fbd533837e84.jpg

+ 100 POINTS '

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/Untitled-1_copy.gif

[Emu]

http://www.angelfire.com/blog/ike/hobo4.gif

[Drev]

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Drev1/card.jpg

[Emu]

http://www.etailgifts.com/images/Get%20Out%20of%20Jail.jpg

ANYBODY WANT TO BUY

[HickMan]

http://www.carterjackson.com/serendipityenterprises/baby/images/one_dumb.jpg

YOU HAVE FELT THE WRATH OF BOOM

HE CAN TURN FIVE JILLION STORIES HIGH
HE EATS TREES AND SPITS THOSE TREES OUT SO HE DOSNT WASTE THOSE TREES
HE BOOMS

[EverythingWillSuck]

EVIL MAGICAL CHIP

http://ginoruberto.com/Pictures/may-thumbs/tn_Chip-the-Happy-Go-Lucky-Caveman.jpg

+ 300 POINTS EVERYONE MUST LICK THEIR LIPS TWICE

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.etailgifts.com/images/Get%20Out%20of%20Jail.jpg

ANYBODY WANT TO BUY

I know who might want that, MARTHA STEWART, AM I RIGHT FELLAS! :lol

[Mockery]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000056BSE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

edit: stats per Drev's request


+42342 PORK

[Drev]

You need stats, Rog. :(

This one has to be added to the thread, though it's fromt he site.

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Drev1/adolf.jpg

[Mockery]

stats added.

[LacrimansTaurne]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Lacrimans/bald.jpg

Wa-ah ha!

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/port_lftram.jpg

+1000 POINTS OF MACHIZMO

:toothpickflick

[Jeanette X]

"Release of the Weasels"
http://www.juneauempire.com/images/021603/weasel.jpg
+50 points when played, +100 points in hand. All players discard one card to the weasel attack when this is played.

[MEATMAN]

Add Flash Memory
http://www.sandisk.com/download/photos/OEMPhotos/Chipset/Internal%20Look%20of%20a%20Flash%20Card.jpg
+13 to all video cards

[LacrimansTaurne]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Lacrimans/ein2.jpg

[The_Rorschach]

http://www.hofbergerart.com/albums/panels/419_T_for_turnip.jpg

TURNIP
All other vegitable cards in play return to their owner's hand until TURNIP is destroyed.

[MEATMAN]

Cyborg
http://teentitans.aifandom.com/assets/press%20kit/coasters/cyborgsm.jpg
All vegetable cards are destroyed.

[The_Rorschach]

http://www.hofbergerart.com/albums/sevenoseven/Single_Red_Turnip_web.jpg

TURNIP CLOUD

Similar to MUSHROOM CLOUD, except all cybernetic organisms are destoryed in lieu of organic organisms.

Player recieves +100 points for all cybernetic organisms destroyed by this card.

[MEATMAN]

Shotgun
http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/q2sshotgun.jpg
Attacks last player, adding points equal to half of damage inflicted, rounded down.

[Sajuuk]

Progenitor Dreadnought
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/p_dread04.gif

Role: Gatekeeper of Sajuuk
Speed: 59
Attack: 6000
Hull Strength: 500,000

[The_Rorschach]

http://images.allposters.com/images/aim/a1759_cat.jpg

Play as an instant for -50 points.

TURNIP SHIELD redirects all damage back to attacker.

[MEATMAN]

Drunken Cat

http://gpsinformation.net/main/cat-tv.jpg

All players must down a Bud Light or take critical damage, unless a crappy show like DBZ is on, in which case the damage is redirected at a player of the intended target's choice.

[MEATMOM]

Dear, finish your homework before you start playing on the computer.

And tell your father that if he wants a 'cold one,' then he can just get it himself. I work too hard at one job to just come home to another.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get snippety like that. Just...tell your father it'll be on the counter. N-No. Mommy isn't crying.

[MEATMAN]

Okay, who's character are you?

[Anonymous]

Listen to your mom, fuckface.

[LacrimansTaurne]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Lacrimans/bish.jpg

[Drev]

Shut the fuck up and solve this problem in another thread. DO CARDS DAMMIT!

*ahem* Let's continue....

Death by Grimace

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Drev1/grimace.jpg

Grimace kills any player. +100 if Ronald is involved.

[EverythingWillSuck]

(^ best picture EVER)

psybaby

http://www.funny-pictures.biz/babyeyes.jpg

Destroys all pope cards in play, then destroys itself. -10 points from all players


ahahashsghsj what a crappy card

[LacrimansTaurne]

My bishop :(

{edit} Nevermind, only popes are destroyed :)

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Lacrimans/swan.jpg

[Jeanette X]

Blind As A Baby Bat
http://www.hollandsentinel.com/images/011003/bat.jpg
For the next round, other players must select the cards to be played from their hand at random. Card is worth +200 points in hand, +100 points if played.

[MEATMAN]

Mountee Moose
http://www.humorlinks.com/humornet/cards/moose.jpg
-3 all Canadians and criminals, -6 all Canadian criminals, +2 moose points to user, unless it is a Wednesday.

[LacrimansTaurne]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Lacrimans/babies.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://goonse.cx/uploads/1/card.gif

THIS CARD PREVENTS MEATMAN FROM PARTICIPATING IN THIS GAME ANY FURTHER. THIS RULE, AS OF RIGHT NOW, CAN NOT BE NULLIFIED BY ANYONE, AND IF MEATMAN POSTS IN THIS THREAD HE WILL BE BANNED. THAT'S WHAT THIS CARD MEANS.

[MEATMAN]

Blue Ring
http://www.creativecat.com/gifs/Button-bluering.gif
Prevents banning of user once.

[kellychaos]

SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!!

http://www.shophung.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/dancing.GIF

[Emu]

http://www.classicpooh.com/pooh/kitchen/images/oval%20lunch%20bag.jpg

VAGUE SEXUAL INNUENDO CARD

Make a sexually suggestive joke and then kill yourself

[Drev]

Kelly Chaos, add stats. :(


Patrick Stewart

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Drev1/stewart.jpg

+5 to erotic cakes

[MEATMAN]

Starfleet
http://www.creativecat.com/gifs/starfleet.gif
All Star Trek characters now worth double.

[Gurlugon]

Internet N00b

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Gurlugon/geosucks.gif

Chances of a critical red X increase 50%.

[Anonymous]

Meatman, don't you have some more stellar internet picture captions to delight the world with?

[MEATMOM]

Just thought I'd remind you that it's 8 minutes to 10, honey. You've got to get to school bright and early ALL this week if you want mommy to drive you to see that nice webmaster in all those posters in your room.

[DamnthatDavid]

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Spamco.jpg

Users of this Card are allowed to pull a "fubar" on any one enemy.

[ScruU2wice]

Awesome Anime Drawing
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/callmelilwashu/Arielle_Tsunami_Sasami.jpg

-200 points to all non- anime loser cards >:

[Emu]

FUCK i lose :(

[DamnthatDavid]

Now, I will use 2 cards. For I can... Bastards...

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/ZombieChickCard.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/ZombieCyborgCard.jpg

[thebiggameover]

i got 2 also...
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/mischedj/rovers/pope.jpg

pope

+100 holy

all undead and unholy cards are nullified...

http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics_karate_uniforms/clothes_ninja_uniform.jpg

ninja

+5 stealth

all non-asian cards are cut in half. user stabs self if not asain...

:goth

[ScruU2wice]

Frog Babies

http://pianosa.catch22.org/baby/halloween-random-moms-and-frog.jpg

This card eats all baby cards and -1000 to all people who aren't Meatmom :)

[EverythingWillSuck]

FROG BASEBALL

http://www.beavis-butthead.ru/images/frog.jpg

-10 points to frog cards :(

[thebiggameover]

http://www.wesleysem.edu/news/2000/raku/flame.jpg

FLAMING BUCKET OF DOOM

+100 fire

cooks all meat cards and meatman and meatmom...

[DamnthatDavid]

http://www.ecoangle.org.uk/images/maggots.jpg
Maggot Attack Card
Consumes all Meat Products

[MEATMAN]

Bad Cereal

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/cereal/bmoyles_scabs.jpg

+20 nausea to weak-stomached pansies.

[thebiggameover]

http://www.rpls.ws/images/wizard.jpg

wizard

+50 magic

gives anybody who posts a red x AIDS...
>:

[agroskaterik]

http://www.costumers.com/mascots/eyeballs.jpg

+2 EYEBALLS

+2000 VISION

[ProfessorCool]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/spike_q-tip.gif

[DamnthatDavid]

http://www.laser-eye-surgery-maryland.com/images/pic_lasik_surg01.jpg

Botched Laser Eye Sugery
Instant Blindness of all Eyes.

[thebiggameover]

http://www.dot.state.ia.us/traffic/images/safety.jpg

CAR CRASH

any card not wearing a seat belt gets +1000 damage

all insurance quote cards get a +1000 bonus

points double if drunk...

[agroskaterik]

http://www.prestigebrands.com/images/cleareyes_logo.jpghttp://www.newarkadvocate.com/news/stories/20030926/localnews/335964-122101.jpg

BEN STEIN/CLEAR EYES

Eliminates redness and has an ingredient to moisturize.
also cures blindness

+2000 Ben Stein's money

[Jeanette X]

"Countdown 2 Extinction"
http://www.vhemt.org/thylacine.jpg
All cards of a certain type are destroyed, and cannot be replayed during the game. Player may pick what type.

[JerkFromGermany]

http://www.math.neu.edu/~suciu/alex-hair.jpg

HAIR:

200+ Shitty Hair Points.

Destroys Patrick Steward Card.

[Perndog]

ONE TRICK PONY

http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/creatures/images/vdlc107.gif

Jeanette must find a new schtick before the monotony drives someone to kill all the animals in the world.

[ProfessorCool]

I'm really sorry Perndog but im afraid you've been

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/ZROKED.gif

ZORKED!
The player of this card has ZORKED you, in a Zorking, your points return to 0 and your cards have been disqualified for this page number and all multiples of this page number.

Those in the next slot of play who challange the ZORKED card will face the same penalties as one who is being ZORKED, to pass a challange from Zork saving you from a ZORKING, you must play a card of a Baldwin brother that is not ALEC or STEPHEN BALDWIN.

you may not pass Go or collect 200 points.

[executioneer]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/habib.jpg
HABIB
Golden Warrior of Allah

Habib HATE Clever Bear >: minus one hundred poings to clevar bear >: and KEVEAN SMITH fro maknig CLEARKS 2 >:

plus one hundrend ME HATE YOU >:

plus ALLAH and YEMEN are win >:


-willie

[ProfessorCool]

Unless you can prove that thats a baldwin brother willie, you just got ZORKED :(

[Perndog]

DANIEL BALDWIN

http://students.washington.edu/eomoe/ultimate/baldwins/daniel.jpg

PROFESSOR COOL CAN SUCK IT >:

[executioneer]

habib doesn't have to follow your rules >: he only does what allah tells him and thats it >:

-willie

[ProfessorCool]

DANIEL BALDWIN

http://students.washington.edu/eomoe/ultimate/baldwins/daniel.jpg

PROFESSOR COOL CAN SUCK IT >:

your both zorked >:

FOREVER
http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/ZROKED.gifhttp://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/ZROKED.gif

[executioneer]

w/e :rolleyes

-willie

[ProfessorCool]

Ok WILLIE, I played your Games, Now you will Play Mine.

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/PPSC.gif

Patrick Pedofile's Secret ChallAnge

Bonus: the extra A adds 25 Fabo-Points

For the next 10 players they are allowed to partake in this cards event. After they play their card they are to guess what is in Patrick's Pants, if you guess correctly you will recieve 1000 Bonus Points, those who get it wrong get a emotionally scarring from Patrick himself. Dare you take the challange, Patrick hopes you do!

[DamnthatDavid]

I play the Card of Invisiblity

http://www.chesco.com/~edmoore/images/invisible.jpg

The Holder of this Card is allowed to Play One other card without being attacked back in turn.

And I release this card, to attack Patrick. Before I escape into the night.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/ZombieMaleWhoreCard.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

JWAS THATS OME KIND OF APRIL FOOLS JOKE OR SOMETHING :( :/

[Rev. Danno]

http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/6465904_l.jpg
Drunkard also gains the ability to ignore the last 5, and next 5 cards...
Because he's drunk! GET IT! GET IT!

[Matt Harty]

http://mattharty.com/cards/angryloaf.jpg

[Sam]

http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/workmanwork/1076294864072.jpg

THE MACH FIVE.

THE MACH FIVE RUNS OVER ANY CARD THAT FEATURES A SMALL ANIMAL OR ONE WITH ANIMAL LIKE QUALITIES. THOSE CARDS ARE DESTROYED.

FOR EACH CARD DESTROYED IN THIS MANNER EARN +1000 POINTS

[Matt Harty]

http://mattharty.com/cards/kittyvrooom.jpg

[Emu]

Dear God, somebody actually built a Mach 5? :(

[kellychaos]

http://www.canoe.ca/PeopleImagesJ/jones_jenny.jpg

Voids all ugly people posts with extreme make-over.

[Jeanette X]

ONE TRICK PONY

http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/creatures/images/vdlc107.gif

Jeanette must find a new schtick before the monotony drives someone to kill all the animals in the world.

>:

"Ann Coulter"
http://www.yenra.com/ann-coulter-slander-liberal-lies-american-right/slander-book-ann-coulter.jpg
All liberal players lose 500 points.

[The One and Only...]

"Murray Rothbard"

http://www.lewrockwell.com/rothbard/murraycolor150.jpg

500

Discard a card from your hand: Have Murray Rothbard initiate an unrefusable challenge to one Liberal, Marxist, or Socialist. The winner of the duel gains 1000 intellectual points and the losing card is destroyed.

All anarcho-capitalists gain +200 points; all libertarians gain +100 points.

[Matt Harty]

Getting kinda gay.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v50/Wildo87112/pic1137.jpg


Ungays all gay threads, +500 to pedophiliacs, -9999 to your future peaceful dreams

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.soffia.net/images/fraiser.jpg

All offending player's cards have been tossed like salad and scrambled like eggs.

[FartinMowler]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/nicecouplephoto.jpg

-100 points for any anal fantasies

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.m2kbrothers.com/rage/gameover/gameover1.png

[Drev]

There is no 'Game Over'......

Gadzooks

http://www.heniford.net/1234/por_CostaCherylAnn.jpg

+5 to jerk

[GADZOOKS]

http://curmudgeon.linuxgames.com/images/tempest-x-game-over.png

[FartinMowler]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/gadooks1.jpg

-500 points for being an asshole

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.m2kbrothers.com/rage/gameover/ragegameover.png

[agroskaterik]

http://www.tamilnet.dk/minnal/abe.jpg
The anal rape banana monkey

+150 Raping of the anus

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.elnet.com/~gm-quinn/sms/castle/manual/continue.gif

[da blob]

REAL LIFE
http://sylvielz.free.fr/hmf/chloroplaste2.jpg


+ 500 to players who actually do have a life
destroys all computer related cards, - 2000 to nerds.

[Sajuuk]

Rammstein
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/rammstein.jpg

+10000 HITLERISM

[ScruU2wice]

Jewish Art Dealer

http://www.jewishaz.com/jewishnews/030110/max.jpg

Breaks hopes of all horribly retarded photoshopped cards meatman stole from other sites and Starts his own personal holocaust...

[kellychaos]

http://www.mindspring.com/~dan-mmreynolds/images/victorianlady_ani.gif

World's oldest internet whore. Will scrutinize all posts and deduct 500 points for any she deems having homosexual content.

[kellychaos]

http://www.xenophilia.com/pics/fingertrick/step2.jpg

http://www.xenophilia.com/pics/fingertrick/step33.jpg

Voids all obvious photoshop choppin', croppin' and various other means of poor, obvious digital manipulation.

[Anonymous]

[Hilarious image from SomethingAwful]

http://www.gentreau.com/dogbomb/dogbomb_sirnick.jpg

Bans one MEATMAN.

See ya, fuckface.

[kellychaos]

There can be only one.

[HickMan]

http://www.bet.com/images/bigbarker/dave_chappelle_bb.jpg
BLACKMAN

He'll steal your car, he'll eat your chicken, he'll rape your high school daughter, he'll shoot his gun sideways all cool. :faint

[thebiggameover]

http://www.freqofnature.com/images/lapd.gif
L.A.P.D.

+1000 cop points


beats down any black card for any reason the player sees fit

[BAPE]

[Hilarious image from SomethingAwful]

http://www.gentreau.com/dogbomb/dogbomb_sirnick.jpg

Bans one MEATMAN.

See ya, fuckface.

score one for the vets haha thats what happens when you mess with a mocker right guys how is everybody do i have to do my initiation again [center:ba6143d55e][quote][/quote][/center:ba6143d55e]

[Jeanette X]

Jesus Christ fuck you.

[Rongi]

No no, fuck YOU.

Bape is the best person ALIVE.

[ProfessorCool]

Next to Michael J. Fox.

[Drev]

less chatty more cardy >:

[Immortal Goat]

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/terrorism/art/p_intelp.jpg
Bin Ladin

has planes fly into all players who are named after high-protien edible substances.

Cannot be countered because you can't find him.

[executioneer]

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ONE THOUSAND BLANK WHITE CARDS

everyone is bored to death and the game ends

-willie

[ProfessorCool]

willie wins

[ScruU2wice]

willie wins

[Drev]

NEW GAME >:

[Emu]

willie ALWAYS wins :/

[ScruU2wice]

I think willie just won again...

[FromThe13thFloor]

NEW GAME!!!

http://www.obeygiant.com/posters/images/offset-obey.gif (http://www.obeygiant.com/)

1 Obey card.

Makes all other cards obey!!!

Now whenever I state something towards a card, it must obey.

[liquidstatik]

We're not playing Yu-Gi-Oh :rolleyes

[Emu]

more like yu-gi-blow :rolleyes

[thebiggameover]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,250559,00.jpg

THREE CHICKS

+1000 boner points

makes everything better. nullifies all gay cards played by meatman...

[ScruU2wice]

If willie wasn't outside he woulda won this...

i'm still banking on him winning from outside, somehow...

[The One and Only...]

"Bush Gives the Finger"

http://www.stopdubya.com/images/bush-finger.jpg

Event

+10000 fear points vs. foreign nations.

"Alan Greenspan"

http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/9/99/Alan_Greenspan.jpg

400

+1000 infiltration points

All liberals lose 200 points. All "supercapitalists" gain 200 points.

Cannot be destroyed.

"This is the shabby secret of the welfare statists' tirades against gold. Deficit spending is simply a scheme for the confiscation of wealth. Gold stands in the way of this insidious process. It stands as a protector of property rights. If one grasps this, one has no difficulty in understanding the statists' antagonism toward the gold standard."

[Matt Harty]

Way to drive the thread deeper into the ground.

[da blob]

F R E E D O M

http://nextdada.hostit.be/travel/gif/cuban_6.jpg


All northern americans die.

[davinxtk]

I'm so busting out index cards at the next house party.

[thebiggameover]

http://marshall.cartama.net/Marshall.Louisa.Headstone.jpg

RIP

+100000000000000000 death

kills thread and all cards in thread....
:(

[Drev]

If this thread is dead (RHYMING!), then why did I just post in it? Huh? Answer that, bitch. >:

[LacrimansTaurne]

Horribly lame...
http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Lacrimans/garffy.jpg

[ProfessorCool]

You win LacrimansTaurne, because willies move didn't count cause i zorked him earlier.

Behold, your 1000 Blank cards Champion, Yah! wee! horray! oh...

[Rongi]

Yay, the thread can end now :(

[bigtimecow]

but willie did NOT wIN!!

(MY KEYBOARD IS FUCT UP< I HAVE CAPS LOCK OFF< SO BEAR WITH ME}

i counted it it was FOURTEEN ROWS by fourteen columns (not counting the four at the bottom) there were five cards in each one< so fourteen times five equals seventy< times two equal four thousand nine hundred plus four times five equals four thousand nine hundred and tweny

I CANT PUT ANY NUMBERS BECAUSE MY KEYBOARD IS FLIPPing out

[executioneer]

you don't know how to do math >:

-willie