Hey Fucktards I made a play!

[Anonymous]

THE FUCKTARD CLUB

Another late night at the fucktard club...

Fartin: While your application is good, I say there my dear Professor Cool, are really a professor or are you just another inbred fucktard like the rest of us?

Professor Cool: Why yes I am a professor, but never fear my ball licking friend! For I am a fucktard just like the rest of you good sirs!

Esuohlim and Rongi enter from the bedroom where they've just finished having hot sweaty fucktard sex

Rongi: Mmm Esuohlim I've never had my asshole reamed like that before! You're even better than Matt Harty!

Esuohlim: Anything for you my little bitchboy fucktard. Matt might think he's some super hot stud, but he doesn't know shit about sucking dick the proper way like I do.

Matt Harty comes in and is devastated to see Esuohlim embracing his fucktard Rongi

Matt: What the fuck is going on here? Rongi! You're MY fuckin' bitch!

Just before a fight occurs Big McLargehuge stops molesting a little boy and gets between Esuohlim and Matt

Big McLargehuge: Alright, alright calm down fucktards! See that's why I stick to children! You ain't getting into stupid ass fights like this. Now look this is how its gonna be! Matt you take Rongi Mondays through Wednesdays, and Esuohlim you get him Thursdays through Saturdays! And Sundays are gang bang night as usual, we all know Rongi's the pass around bitch anyway.

After grumbling a bit all fucktards agree on this arrangement, just then ScruU2wice and SMN enter with a goat.

ScruU2wice: Hey fucktards! We just got back from the petting zoo! And look we got a new playmate! We're dying to try him out! SMN here says goats are just like fucking a woman!

SMN: Its true! As the only member here that's actually fucked a woman even if it was my 500 pound bed sore ridden mom I can honestly say goats are the next best thing!

*Meatman enters from the bathroom distressed*

MEATMAN: Oh shit fucktards! I really fucked up this time! I didn't mean to hit Mike so hard!

Fartin: What did you do?

MEATMAN: Well we were jerking each other off and well I was getting impatent with him, so I told him to just start blowing me, and he said he didn't want too, so I fuckin' hit him with a steel dildo. And well he's unconscious.

Fartin: He is? Well Professor, here's your chance to become a full fledged member of the fucktard club, go in that bathroom and fuck Mike.

Professor Cool: Really? Then I'm a fully fledged fucktard? Well stand aside I got work to do!

As Professor Cool enters the bathroom to fulfill his destiny, Fartin gets a novel idea that they ALL fuck unconscious Mike's scumhole twice. Soon after the gangbang Sadie enters and surveys the fucktard orgy aftermath.

Sadie: Shit I always miss all the fun!

THE END

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
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[Sethomas]

Your need for acceptance is a disease.

[Big McLargehuge]

I am sure glad that i am the problem solver of the group :)

[Anonymous]

Sethomas: Fuck off Fucktard, if anyone needs to be accepted its your pathetic ass. Whining and crying on here about wanting to kill yourself because you were "Oh so depressed and life was just so hard". Well go fuckin' do it you li'l bitch, if you're that much of a pussy and do us all a fuckin' favor.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Free Jack Kervorkian!

[DJ Potatoe]

Believe it or not, Seth, these aren't exactlly the boards for THAT sort of thing, altho I have to admit that the play wasn't exactally up to par with say...Grease 2. And we all know about THAT flop. But anyways, you certainly do feel the need to fit in here a lot, judging by your post quality ofcourse. Anyways....I guess what I'm trying to say is: Shut Up.

And Thomas, remember that death would only make this "fucktard" happier, so in turn, don't give it to him.

[Sajuuk]

NUGGET

[ProfessorCool]

I cant wait to see Mad Max's one man show "All the Fucktards I've Seen"

Thanks for letting me JOIN IN ;)

[sadie]

yay!

[DamnthatDavid]

Make the play a musical, and you will get a standing ovation.

[Spastic Colon]

I keep thinking of The Wall when I read this. Is that a good thing? SEXUAL FRUSTRATION!

[FartinMowler]

Wow :/ I was the lead in a crappy homo play done by a guy that most likely typed it with one hand.

[Spectre X]

I wasn't in it.

Max, why do you deny our love!? WHY!? :tear

[liquidstatik]

That play smelld bad :(

[Matt Harty]

Rongi: Mmm Esuohlim I've never had my asshole reamed like that before! You're even better than Matt Harty!

:( bs

[SMN]

I'm a good sport. The only thing that "play" needs is more uses of the word "fucktard" :rolleyes

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Mad was just funny when chojin was at his meanie apex

[Big McLargehuge]

THANK YOU WISCONSIN YOU HAVE BEEN A WONDERFUL CROWD WE ARE "FUCKTARD ORGY AFTERMATH" :rock

[Esuohlim]

i don't know about you guys but ive had it up to HERE with mad max and this was the final straw because while i was reading it all i could think of was GRRRRR im mad and im not going to take it anymore who's with me?

[ProfessorCool]

Oh wait, this was some kind of mean joke and not a start of our comedy troupe?

SON OF A BITCH >:

[Anonymous]

Hi! Did you like the sold out smash Fucktard Club? Well now you can own the fuckin' soundtrack with all your favorite songs!

Like DJ Potatoe's love ballad to DamnthatDavid!

DJ Potatoe: Fucktard Retard you're the only one
The only one who swallows all my cum
For fun
DamnthatDavid don't you suck too fast
Don't do it like you did it in the past
Make it last

Make it LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSST!

CHORUS
AND YOU'RE SWALLOWING!
ALL MY MY JIZZ TONIGHT!
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M MR. RIGHT!
It'll be on your your face tonight...

Like that shit? Well we got more for you fucktards! Here's Spectre X and Liquidstatik's duet!

Spectre X: Oh I am the very model of modern inbred fucktard, I've been ass fucked from my dad to a crippled fuckin' retard!

liquidstatik: What always?

Spectre X: YES ALWAYS! Because I like it so muuuuuuuuuch!

liquidstatik: Well even the fucktard here has said it
And it's duely to his credit
He remains a fucktard bitch
He remain a FUCKTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD bitch!

And yes you'll even get the solo by Mr. Vagiclean!

Mr. Vagiclean: Oh I don't know what you heard about me
But I don't like fuckin' pussy
I'm not just a fag you see
I'm a Mothafuckin' T-A-R-D!

Well that's all you fucktard get a sample of! If you want the rest order The Fucktard Club Soundtrack now from Evil Empire Enterprise! We demand your fuckin' Green!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Just because it sucks, doesn't mean it won't sell! :lol

[Esuohlim]

mad max what is with you and hurting other people's feelings because you know what other people have feelings to you know

[kellychaos]

The imagery is so lucid. It was almost as if Mad Max had imagined this orgy several times before in his mind before he put it into print.

[Big McLargehuge]

WHY THE FUCK WASN'T I IN THE SECOND ONE? >:

[Matt Harty]

esuohilm is right madmax before you say things maybe you should think if your hurting their feelings always remember the golden rule treat others how you want to be treated remember that man k.

[Jixby Phillips]

will i be in the next one if i post in this thread :eek

[Anonymous]

kellychaos: Not at all fucktard, I just stole your secret diary and all your sick orgy fantasies were in there.

BigMcLargehuge: Calm the fuck down fucktard, and stop trying to be the star!

Esuohlim & Matt Harty: Oh did I hurt your fuckin' feelings my little fucktards? Fuck off, its survival of the fuckin' fittest and that's me. Pathetic fucktards like you are only fit to be slaves at best and pig food in general. I long for the day when the New World Order comes and I can round all you fucktards into labor camps and fuckin' gas your bitch asses and make lampshades out of your fuckin' skin. At least then you'll serve a fuckin' purpose, fuckin faggots.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Where we specialize in fucktard cleansing! :lol

[Command Prompt]

http://www.bestofhumor.com/funnies2/attentionwhore.jpg

:lol That girl in the pic is fucking hot.

[kellychaos]

kellychaos: Not at all fucktard, I just stole your secret diary and all your sick orgy fantasies were in there.


Is that the Mad Max equivalent to "I know you are but what am I?" or "I'm rubber, you're glue!"? Fucktard defined right here! :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

gas your bitch asses and make lampshades out of your fuckin' skin.

:lol A/S/L ?

[Rongi]

This thread is silly.

[Command Prompt]

http://www.bestofhumor.com/funnies2/attentionwhore.jpg

Again, SOOOO hot.

[Anonymous]

El Mariachi: HEY LOOK AY ME! I CAN'T COME UP WITH A GOOD INSULT SO I HAVE TO RESORT TO USING TIRED OLD PICTURES FROM THE WEB BECAUSE I'M A FUCKIN UNIMAGINATIVE FUCKTARD!

kellychaos: Not at all fucktard, we all know you're fuckin' sodomite, don't be ashamed that I exposed your fantasies in my little play. You had to come out the closet some time.

Jixby: Fucktard

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
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[Rongi]

You are just the cutest thing.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Weird, I wonder what kind of mind could think up such things. Sick fuck.

[kellychaos]

kellychaos: Not at all fucktard, we all know you're fuckin' sodomite, don't be ashamed that I exposed your fantasies in my little play. You had to come out the closet some time.



BAWAHHH! "I know you are but what am I?" 2. :lol

Stop posting here. I don't go to where YOU post and photoshop the dicks out of your "tasteful photography".

[Rongi]

I'd much rather have Mad Max post here then you.

[Sethomas]

Fascinating how someone who can't fathom any utterance more tactile than "fucktard" could so loosely distribute the terms "tired" and "unimaginative" as if they carried an ounce of derision.

[Anonymous]

kellychaos: No.

FromThe13thFloor: Bitch you don't even know what fuckin' sick is, so just shut your fuckin' cock suckin fucktard ass up. and go back to shoving a baseball bat up your ass and then tasting the choco flavor.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Where we long for the day when all fucktards are fuckin' :hangman

[Anonymous]

Sethomas: Funny how some fucktards don't get the concept of irony or mocking in general. Seth go back to doing what you're good at :goth or :blowme

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Where we long for the day to put the fucktards against the wall and fuckin' :die

[MEATMAN]

There's a little something called a signature. Ever heard of it?

[Matt Harty]

Good one.

[Anonymous]

MEATMAN: There's a little something called heterosexuallity. Ever hear of that? No of course your fucktard ass hasn't.

Matt Hardy: Still sucking fucktard dick I see.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Still the :bestthread

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU KNEW THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE STAR WHEN YOU HIRED ME!!!! THIS THING IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME! I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER >:

[The Retro Kat]

There's a little something called a signature. Ever heard of it?

God dammit, why don't you just stop sucking already?

[Rez]

heeeey, it's a SEX story!
who said you could do that because youre not very good and youre songs man i dont know youre no frank black much less GG Allin

[Anonymous]

Big McLargehuge: You're fuckin fired fucktard. Retro gets to be the lead fucktard now.

Rez: :sleep

And Frank Black and GG Allin sucked fucking dick, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Fuckin' critics...

[VolCanon]

I always liked these asinine teenage male stories. Write some more so I can steal them, translate them into Hebrew, and sell them in Israeli porn shops under the name Ivan.

[kellychaos]

Mad Max glided his canoe into the dark and forbidden cave. The cave was overgrown with dense and lush vegetation. Echoing off the walls of this dark corridor were siren-like voices that propelled him to enter ... and then recede from the comfort of it's dominion ... or were the voices in his head ... nay in his very DNA. With every return voyage; however, the mouth of the cave appeared to be getting smaller than before. Nevertheless, Mad Max adhered to their beckoning and proceeded to enter and retreat from the undulating orifice and with each return trip, his pleasure increased ten-fold.

[Schimid]

There's a little something called a signature. Ever heard of it?

I honestly think this is the lamest thing I've ever read on this site :lol

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.nick.com/common/images/tv/new/spongebob/char/spongebob.gifKELLYCHAOShttp://www.nick.com/common/images/tv/new/spongebob/char/spongebob.gif

[Anonymous]

I think we should hire MEATMAN as our netiquette consultant.

[Anonymous]

MEATMAN & VolCanon: I always like fucktards like you that are so fuckin' lame you practically make fun of yourselves by opening your fuckin' mouths that is when you don't have a herpes encrusted dick in it!
Say some more stupid shit so I translate it into my fucktard to english dictionary and sell them on the Latavian Black Market under the name Jack Shooter.

kellychaos: No, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
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[Anonymous]

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT, MEATMAN?! BETTER MAKE A REPLY AND MAKE IT GOOD CAUSE WE'RE WATCHIN' AND NOW'S YOUR TIME TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION!

[AChimp]

I wanna be insulted. :)

[Matt Harty]

MEATMANS PROBABLY THINKING OF A GREAT COMEBACK RIGHT NOW :)

[kellychaos]

:ChimpPoacher :maul

[ultra perfect cell]

Hey, Mad Max! WTF?! I wasn't in your play! WTF remeber the night I assraped you but I got caught and got my ass kicked out the door? Remember? Make a play of that night. Oh, by the way Esuohlim, when's he getting banned?

[Anonymous]

AChimp: Fucktard.

kellychaos: No, fucktard.

UPC: Let me guess, your sheets were all sticky after you woke up from that dream? Keep your sick fucktard fantasies to yourself, I don't wanna know. And another thing you ain't gonna get any kind of ASS (male or female) if you keep obsessing over that anime shit!
I mean if you wanna keep whacking off to gay furries that's fine, but you've successfully made yourself an anti-trim magnet at this point bitch boy. Stop playing dick puppet theater with your baby brother and move out of your mom's basement fucktard!

MEATMAN: Hey fucktard, stop playing the skin flute and juggling those balls in your mouth, and fuckin' come up with an insult fucktard! I won't judge too harshly, I know you gotta get your fuckin' mom to help you, because you're a fuckin' mongoloid that should've been aborted in a back alley with a fuckin' coat hanger.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:obey Mercy is for the weak :obey All fucktards must die :obey

[Rongi]

Kawaii ^_^

[Schimid]

Me next. :D

[Cap'n Crunch]

MAD MAX MORE LIKE TAMPAX. :lol

[Anonymous]

Cap'n: Oh wow, I've NEVER heard that one before fucktard! Hey Cap'n Cunt when you're done rimming Schimid and lapping up all that shit, try again.

Schimid: Well if Capn' Cunt rimming you isn't an insult I don't know what is. But take this complimentary "fucktard" with you on the way out.

NEXT!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

TAMPAX TAMPAX TAMPAX

CUNT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME WITH CRUNCH. BUT, YOU SEE HERE, PAX RHYMES WITH MAX. SWITCH. :lol

[Anonymous]

Capn': It wasn't supposed to rhyme fucktard. Stop reading fuckin' Dr. Seuss books mongoloid, since all you can do is look at the pretty pictures anyway. But if your Special Ed teacher spends enough time with you though MAYBE you'll be able to read a "Big Boy book" that doesn't rhyme.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Where we like to insult the feeble minded! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Maxwell :lol

[Anonymous]

GADZOOKS: Get the out of my thread fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:obey MORE FUCKTARDS FOR THE OVENS! :obey :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Is that the best you can do, sally.

[slain]

ooh me next!

[Rongi]

Mad Max skipped me twice :( I'm a deeply saddened :(

[Schimid]

I'LL CHOKESLAM YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL >:

[Rongi]

Mad Max is goign to turn thatg into sexual innuendo :(

[Schimid]

:lol

[whoreable]

i need to find some boards with less fucktards, this is ridiculous!

[Rongi]

I would not be the least bit suprised if he doesn't know what innuendo means

[sadie]

i need to find some boards with less fucktards, this is ridiculous!
i've heard brawl hall is a fun place. :lol