Breakfast

[sspadowsky]

Breakfast is the meal of champions.

For Mock-meet 2004, I pledge to make breakfast for all Mock-meet attenders. Scrambled eggs, bacon, and myabe even som Freedom Toast if you're lucky (but you have to call it "surrender-monkey toast if you want to eat it). I stand by my word of honor. You will be there.

I don't pledge this every day, because I may be too hungover sometimes, but none of you will go hungry. This is my incentive to make some who might not otherwise attend, show up.

[mew barios]

but i'm hungry now :(

[SMN]

and I vow to get in the way, and make a big mess!

[Protoclown]

Wait...you're not gonna be wearing that "Kiss the Cook" apron again?? Because, let me tell you, pal. I've done some serious "wisin' up" since then and I'm not gonna fall for your cheap ploys anymore.

[MEATMAN]

How about my "Feed the Moron" apron?

[Sethomas]

BISCUITS 'N GRAVY!

[FromThe13thFloor]

I want to eat bacon! BACON!

[Terra]

You'll cook?

I am *soooo* going to be there. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

YEAH RIGHT GOOD ONE LIKE I'M GONIG TO FALL FOR THAT ON APRIL FOOLS :rolleyes

[Ninjavenom]

Yeah, Breakfast are the shit, but they don't touch Bathtub Shitter.

[Cap'n Crunch]

IT'S 70S THEME NIGHT. THEY'RE SERVING BISCUITS AND GROOVY. :(

[glowbelly]

will you make me soy sausages, sspad?

(I LOVE WHEN ALLITERATION JUST KINDA HAPPENS LIKE THAT)

[arowyn]

eating breakfast makes u want to get up to damn early in the morning. i don't eat breakfast<its easier to sleep in...that way the day goes by faster.

[phnompehn]

Aww, it thinks its people...

[Sam]

HEY, THAT"S A GREAT SIMPSONS QUOTE THAT NONE OF US HAVE EVER SEEN USED ON A MESSAGE BOARD BEFORE. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER ONES TO DAZZLE US WITH? >:

[executioneer]

I don't think that's a simpsons quote I think it was a pretty common saying before they said it >:

-willie

[Malevolent]

My attendance will be assured if you promise that you'll make me a breakfast sandwich with ham, sausage, bacon, egg, and cheese on a toasted bulky roll.