I got my girlfriend pregnant.

[ProfessorCool]

Early April Fools :(

But seriously, we've been planning for a wedding for months and it's going to be in 14 days, and we are nowhere near from ready. Somehow we have to make it work, and I'm sick to my stomach about it.

[Sethomas]

YOU SURE GOT ME THERE.

Better shove a clothes hanger up her sanctuary just to be on the safe side.

[Dole]

Your stress and lack of preperation would appear to be in conflict with the personality traits implied by your user name. I would suggest changing it to 'Professor Unready' or 'Professor Stressed'.

Good luck with the wedding though :posh

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Why the hell am I not the best man, you asshole.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Early April Fools :(

But seriously, we've been planning for a wedding for months and it's going to be in 14 days, and we are nowhere near from ready. Somehow we have to make it work, and I'm sick to my stomach about it.

And posting About it is going to help?

[glowbelly]

i :love you

now you have to change your sig. :)

[ProfessorCool]

Whoops 13th floor, you must of thought this was Questions and Suggestions because I wasnt look for help, i understand that you are new but be more careful next time.

Thanks, Dole, and thanks for the tip, seth.

And thanks for posting here anyway glowbelly :)

Oh and Mark, you just answered your own question.

[FromThe13thFloor]

If your gonna write about it, expect people to reply.

That's what a message board is.

[ProfessorCool]

Warm, Wam, Getting hot, ooops Cool, COLD ,COLD, YOUR FREEZING THERE 13th Floor.

[Dork]

Good luck with the wedding, Prof. Hope it turns out okay, not like those ones where the rings get lost and your tuxes are too small and all that unfortunate whatnot.

And 13, loosen up a little bit, will ya?

[Matt Harty]

yeah comon guys :picklehat

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Always a bridesmate, never a bride :(