Ahem

[FartinMowler]

I don' t really like this section of I-mockery for the simple reason that it is degrading... I enjoy Jazz and spend a great deal of time thinking of inventions like electric cars, bicycles and vehicles that use alternative fuels and can strip and engine or go to the mall and pick clothes (meaning that I have a good eye for clothes that my my wife look hot) and I spend a great deal of time reading (books not porn or magazines), but I keep poking my head in here and see the regulars like Maxburbank that use to be a very funny person and think that this section is getting a bit long in the tooth... I'm really disgusted in you guy's and you should be ashamed :( This section is a good example of why there is so many stupid people because... so called smart people are antisocial.

[Perndog]

I'll give you degrading: fuck you, Fartin. The fact that you don't enjoy talking about politics and philosophy like the people on this board doesn't make you better than us. Pardon us for wanting some intelligent conversation as a reprieve from the generic morons and from the fantastic threads of General Blabber.

Not to mention your effort to make yourself sound intelligent by posting about your "sophisticated interests." What, were you scared no one would take you seriously? You should have brushed up on your grammar at the same time, because boasting that you "think of inventions" while writing like a redneck that just graduated fourth grade makes you sound like exactly that.

MAX IS DEPRIVING US ALL OF HIS WONDERFUL HUMOR BY SPENDING MORE OF HIS TIME TALKING ABOUT PHILOSOPHY! WHAT A JACKASS! AND ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOU'D RATHER DISCUSS POLITICS THAN MY BOREDOM. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11108)

You self-righteous piece of shit. Hurry up and leave for real so we don't have to put up with this anymore.

[ArrowX]

Here Here!

BAN THE FUCK!

[kahljorn]

I LOVE THAT SONG...

LONG IN THE TOOTH, LONG IN THE TOOTH IM LOOKING ROUND THE CORNER AND IM LONG IN THE TOOTH WAITER HEY CHECK PLEASE IN THE CORNER BOOTH IM FEELING RATHER LONG IN THE TOOTH TIME IS A LOSER BOOZER SNOOZER HE CARRIED UP and MARRIED UP A BIG WEST BOOZER, COFFEE BEANS SLOTS MACHINES HES GETTING A LITTLE LONG IN THE TOOTH


LONG IN THE TOOTH LONG IN THE TOOTH

YOU AINT AFRAID OF DYING CAUSE YOURE TERRIFIED OF YOUTH

[Emu]

I'm bookmarking this thread :D

[Jeanette X]

Ashamed? You ought to be ashamed of such a stupid fucking post. If you don't like this forum, then don't read it. Go back to playing with your prick.

[punkgrrrlie10]

This section is a good example of why there is so many stupid people because... so called smart people are antisocial

is that causation or correlation?

:P

[Anonymous]

Holy fucking shit. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't read it myself.

Fartin... Buddy... This is your new low. That is some of the most vapid shit that I've ever seen on the boards. I mean, Jesus Christ, no one's making you read even a letter on this board, and yet you come walking in to complain as though you were a paying customer. And worse yet, you give all this background info on yourself as if this were some kind of dating service. My friend, you have already sullied your reputation with your "I'm bored" threads, and your pretending to leave. The next time you can't amuse yourself, come up with something better than "this board bores me."

[kahljorn]

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[FartinMowler]

:blah I was hoping the really intelligent people would comment :lol But seriously this section blows. American politics is boring because even as a Canadian I'm saturated in the shit. I just thought it would it would be nice to have some conversations that everyone could enjoy not just a select few :/

[davinxtk]

You silly fuck.

Go back to General Blabber where you belong.

[AChimp]

We could make a thread about boogers.

[FartinMowler]

We could make a thread about boogers.

Actually, I read an interesting report that people have different kinds of ear wax for different geographical areas...meaning that you could tell where someone came from :) by there ear shit but I don't think that would work for boogers :/

[davinxtk]

You make me want to kill small children.

[FartinMowler]

[/quote]You make me want to kill small children.[quote]


I think that would be socially unexceptable. Why not babies seals or midgets?

[davinxtk]

You're so retarded that I'm taking a screenshot of that so everyone sees what you did and said, even after you edit it.
http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/dumbass.png

[Supafly345]

Actually, I read an interesting report that people have different kinds of ear wax for different geographical areas...meaning that you could tell where someone came from :) by there ear shit but I don't think that would work for boogers :/Yeah, we had a lesson on that in fact, in class today. Us scholarly wisemen of the world are always interested in how our bodily functions effect the world, and think they are pretty funny. Especially farts and belches! I know your 1-year tech-school had to have a hilarious section entirely on farting! Dude, you know what would be funny to do in the back of one of those? Make fart noises! Isn't that just the damnedest motherfucking pinnacle of ironic humor?

[FartinMowler]

Really I thought this might turn into a intellectually stimulating thread but it was ruined with Davin most likely comparing his head shots to screen shots :/ Oh well I gotta go but have fun.

[davinxtk]

http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/wtf.jpg

[mburbank]

I'm just pleased to see my name mentioned whatever the context.

Though I resent the implication I'm not funny here.

[FartinMowler]

Though I resent the implication I'm not funny here.


It's just Hyperbole don't get your gonch in a knot dude :) You know your my favorite :love

[Emu]

hy·per·bo·le ( P ) Pronunciation Key (h-pûrb-l)
n.
A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

[FartinMowler]

:) Hyperbole (my penis is as big as a house) or the subjects here are long in the tooth? I tried :(

[ranxer]

it would be nice to have some conversations that everyone could enjoy not just a select few

hey, don't forget this Is i-mockery,

tis true though, that many people won't stick around with shock treatment here, but the worlds a dirty place in the dark alleys every where you go.

[FartinMowler]

I have no idea what Ranxer just said but it sounded cool :) I think I know what a dog feels like when his master yells commands :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm just pleased to see my name mentioned whatever the context.

Though I resent the implication I'm not funny here.

You're a stone pants rabbit, Max...no doubt.

[kellychaos]

I'm just pleased to see my name mentioned whatever the context.

Though I resent the implication I'm not funny here.


If funny had spatial qualities, then Max would be funny all over the place. You wouldn't be able to fit in an unfunny bit of Max space edgewise anywhere... literally.

[FartinMowler]

Oh get over it you babies >: I picked Max's name because he has a sense of humour and I knew he could handle it unlike barney fife Boogie.




[http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/78/86/12m.jpg

[kellychaos]

You are the anti-Max, Fartin.

[kahljorn]

LONG IN THE TOOTH, LONG IN THE TOOTH.

[FartinMowler]

You are the anti-Max, Fartin.



You are the Anti-Jixby, Chaos.

[Rez]

this thread is fartin's joke and it's really funny.

yeah, maybe.

c'mon, you cant be this.... i cant even find the word... like pathetic, but not as sad as that. like retarded but more complicated...like, dense but more pronounced, like asinine but more crude.

:(

[Emu]

I hate it when you think someting's a joke and then it turns out not to be :/ then it's just worse