your makeup sucks

[thebiggameover]

so there this chick at work, and she would be hot, except for the fact that she has no idea how to put on make up. i think its called blush or something, the thing you put on your cheeks. its allmost clown like with this girl. in fact, it is. how do you tell her it looks like shit, without hurting her fealings??

[Supafly345]

Tell her that you wish she didn't wear so much makeup so you could see her pretty face, then before she can respond, quickly move in to clean it off yourself with your sleeve.
Hahaha, I'm just jerking your chain. Don't look at her anymore.

[Perndog]

You asshole, that's her real face. >:

[da blob]

"I don't want to hurt your feelings, but your make up looks like shit"

[Snatchtastic]

Smack her in the face a few times, in the places where she needs MORE cover-up. Teach her by beating her.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

you should unintentionally assault her with a poland spring water bottle in the face until the bottle accidentally breaks and spills its content all over head. then when her unnecessary cosmetics has fallen off of her face you should compliment on how she looks better without all the fucking powder on her face. i think a kick in the face to dry the water on her face wouldn't hurt either

[Spastic Colon]

Put a big red ball on her nose and give her a tiny car to match her eyes. (Be sure to compliment her camel toe, they love that)

[kellychaos]

Rosacea?

http://rosacea.ii.net/gnase/gn2yr.jpg

[Spastic Colon]

He's absolutely streaked with radiation.

[Two-Faced]

My tip is that i swear by Clinique skin care products as of late, their 3 step skin care system and this stuff called "all about lips" i really recommend them both but if she can only get one than get the all about lips stuff because it makes the lips so smooth and just!!!! yeah she'll thank me & you will too!!

[Ri0tGrRrl]

y don't u just like her 4 her brain u asshole!! looks rn't important.

[Rongi]

I love you :(

[thebiggameover]

y don't u just like her 4 her brain u asshole!! looks rn't important.

it is when they look like a total freak. and maybe she does have that rosacea thing. maybe i shoud just ask her if she has that. and when she says no, i'll run away really fast...

[executioneer]

riotgrrl do you know mutatedzombieskunk

-willie

[Ri0tGrRrl]

riotgrrl do you know mutatedzombieskunk

-willie

no :( who is that?

[executioneer]

he's this guy i know online he kind of reminds me of you

[Ri0tGrRrl]

he's this guy i know online he kind of reminds me of you

is he hot?

[Jeanette X]

y don't u just like her 4 her brain u asshole!! looks rn't important.

Well no, but she obviously cares about how she looks to apply make-up, and wouldn't be happy to know that she looks awful.

[Comrade Rocket]

Rosacea?

my mom had that. and she got rid of it with this stuff that your suppost to use on dogs because it has this one ingredient in it and was cheaper than the human stuff

[Pub Lover]

y don't u just like her 4 her brain u asshole!! looks rn't important.
[There is] this guy i know online he kind of reminds me of you
is he hot?

:lol

[kellychaos]

Rosacea?

my mom had that. and she got rid of it with this stuff that your suppost to use on dogs because it has this one ingredient in it and was cheaper than the human stuff

This is not strike against your mom because I don't know her or how old she is but I saw this news magazine on senior citizens on Medicaid who were forced to buy pet pharmaceuticals because of the poor coverage. They're even cheaper than the generics and I guess if you can't get to Canada, that's the next best thing. How sad that our country's medical care has come to this.