Who Will You Vote For?

[Rev. Danno]

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[mburbank]

I'm holding out for third party candidate.

You all know what I'm holding out right?


Right?

[Perndog]

VOTE PROTOCLOWN BECAUSE PIRATE FACES ARE KOOL! :pirate

[Emu]

What are the candidates' stances on the separation of Fartinmowler and the rest of the board?

[Supafly345]

VOTE PROTOCLOWN BECAUSE PIRATE FACES ARE KOOL! :pirateGyarr!
http://supafly345.verydirtylaundry.com/avatars/avatarpirate.gif
The Supafly can't argue against that.

[Protoclown]

WHY THIS POLL IS AN OUTRAGE, THERE WILL BE NO VOTE

I TAKE WHAT I WANT >: >: >:

[Bennett]

If I remember correctly, Proto likes neutral milk hotel...
rev. danno seems more like a squirrel nut zippers type of guy.

that's one definite vote for proto.

[Brandon]

A VOTE FOR DANNO IS A VOTE FOR THE TERRORISTS

[ziggytrix]

How often do you get to vote for an incumbant and feel good about it? :)

[The One and Only...]

A VOTE FOR BRANDON IS A VOTE FOR SHAMELESS THEFT FROM 8-BIT THEATER

[Brandon]

A VOTE FOR BRANDON IS A VOTE FOR SHAMELESS THEFT FROM 8-BIT THEATER
I didn't even realize.

[Rev. Danno]

rev. danno seems more like a squirrel nut zippers type of guy.
HEY! I'm a Rev. Horton Heat kinda guy, and I listen to Tom Waits alot as well.

[The One and Only...]

I didn't even realize.

Then let me inform you... (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040405)

[Protoclown]

And I like the Squirrel Nut Zippers AS WELL AS Neutral Milk Hotel!

*zing!*

ONCE YOUR VOTE HAS BEEN CAST, NO TAKE BACKS!

AND NO FLORIDIAINS ALLOWED ;)

[AChimp]

Hi. My name is OAO. I'd like to remind everyone that 8-bit Theater is the source of every joke in existence. No, 8-bit Theater does not rely on jokes that came before 8-bit Theater.

I would also like to point out how well-endowed I think I am again. See?

Thank you.

[Perndog]

I vote Willie for the new Protoclown.

[ProfessorCool]

Im sorry Danno, Mark is holding my box of shake and bake if i dont vote for him.

[Sam]

A vote for Gadzooks is a vote for Professor Cool getting his Shake and Bake back. :(

[Rev. Danno]

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I am the clouds that will provide the clensing rain of change.
-Rev. Danno
Right now we are all tied at 6 (666), it's a sign for me at least...

[thebiggameover]

who is the one who said that they will make meatman only post in the photo fourm??

[Perndog]

REVEREND DANNO CAN'T EVEN SPELL REVEREND, WHAT A LOSER! :lol

I think Willie should be put on the ballot.

[Rev. Danno]

There is only one Man I see fit to be the new Protoclown, but I am far too busy. The only earthling I know that would provide the attention that only I could provide is Rev. Danno.
http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/who-is-zod.jpg
So Zod is now assuming you will support his choice.
You have two choices:

1.

Take his hand and swear eternal loyalty to Rev. Danno.
2.

Perish for your defiance.

[ScruU2wice]

currently it is at a 3 way draw, the issues are still too fuzzy for me to draw a conclusive vote yet...

[Protoclown]

You just wait till I actually start campaigning, man...it's curtains for you then.

[davinxtk]

REVEREND DANNO CAN'T EVEN SPELL REVEREND, WHAT A LOSER! :lol

I think Willie should be put on the ballot.

Nor can he spell screen.


Just because I was too lazy to copy and paste what you wrote doesn't excuse the fact that you can't re-cast your ballot, and if you don't start campaigning soon your clowniness is in some severe jeapordy.

Not everyone's as much of a loyalist as I am.

[Protoclown]

BUT I CAN GRANT TITLES.

AND I CAN TAKETH THEM AWAY!

[davinxtk]

Howzah.


Then by all means allow me to note that I broke the tie this morning.

[GADZOOKS]

Yes, but yes, when protoclown leaves office, I WILL BAN ALL FARTIN MOWLER CHARACTERS.

[Big McLargehuge]

What about Perfecto Suspecto characters, what are you gonna do about those? Cause they are annoying :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

whatever you want.

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/Untitled-2_copy.gif

[ScruU2wice]

All the cantidates have been suspiciously drawing themselves away from sticky issues like meatman, UPC, and the "I'm Leaving" threads. I predict the votes will be decided on these if not other issues.

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/newproto.gif

[Protoclown]

But NONE of you can match my pirate face.

[GADZOOKS]

Yes, but I am an actually pirate.

And i had sex, and drove a car, plus i can do this....

Im winning :love

[Spooky]

I'm writing in a vote for myself :(

[The One and Only...]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/newproto.gif

:lol

[The_Rorschach]

I don't know. . .Less fartin mowler was entirely too enticing to pass up. . .

[Rev. Danno]

The closer I get to loseing the closer I get to reaching my true goal...

Also, anyone who posts an I'm leaving message will be banned for life.
No new Characters, And I set up the "vote out newbs" plan. You don't like someone... Vote them out. Plus, I'd set up a site for I-mockers(but no way connected to I-mockery) that you could post Pornography...
This is my Platform, no new characters, vote out newbs, free porn.

[Rev. Danno]

I for personal reasons must stand down.
I'm sorry, I hope my replacement in the race will carry the same feelings of good will, and hope for a bright future that I did...

[AChimp]

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[AChimp]

Man, I was just getting my smear campaign into gear. :(

[Black Flag]

i vote that this is super gay! and i win!

[Spooky]

if i win, free punch and pie >:

[Black Flag]

political satire :lol

http://www.geocities.com/domoclaus/youguysarefags.txt

[FartinMowler]

:/