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James
Feb 26th, 2003, 10:53 PM
And I probably don't want it. So when I get it, I'll sell it to one of you.
Rongi
Feb 26th, 2003, 10:54 PM
:rave
James
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:01 PM
It's called "GUSH." Here's what I could find about it.

Starring Charlene Aspen, Candy Hill, Nancy Vee, Jade, Kristen, Jennifer Leigh, Crystal, Molina, Nikki Steele, Tawny Ocean, Dave Hardman, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Damien Michaels, Ronni Coxx

10 Beautiful Squirters
The flood gates are open! You'll need your umbrella and galoshes as our 10 beauties erupt with gallons of streaming cum! In 8 of the hottest squirting scenes ever filmed our men cum but our women GUSH!

Basically, squirting vaginas isn't up my alley, but maybe one of you like that sort of thing. So when I get it, I'll sell it in Classified if I know people are interested. :/
Rongi
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:02 PM
Porn titles are SO creative :)
Blatant
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:14 PM
Squirting women must have to drink a lot of water
Rongi
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:15 PM
You suck >:.
James
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:20 PM
Just to clarify, it's not a pissing fetish DVD (I don't think :chatter). It's just female ejaculation.
Anonymous
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:21 PM
how did you win it
James
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:29 PM
Internet radio contest.
Rongi
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:30 PM
What did you have to do?
James
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:35 PM
.... n- nothing. :(
Evil Robot
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:48 PM
He let howard stern slap his ass with a fish.
Rongi
Feb 27th, 2003, 03:05 PM
If you did what I think you did, maybe it's time to get a new keyboard :/
James
Feb 27th, 2003, 03:21 PM
It was a stupid trivia thing. They had you go to a site, and then they asked you a question. You e-mailed them the answer, and you had the chance to win. I figured it wouldn't be so bad. But that was before I realized what I was going to win. I was hoping for something else.

So, yeah. Free porn. Maybe I'll mail it to Proto. ;)
slavemason
Feb 27th, 2003, 04:19 PM
James, aren't you going to watch it at least once? It's your own busy what you jerk off to, but give it a peek before you let it go.
I once saw a movie where a bunch of gay guys simulated child birth by pulling a Bert doll out of a man's ass. It's nothing I would have stood in line to see, but oh man was it funny.
You should sponsor some kind of contest here and the winner gets the porn. I know I'm ruled out because of your extreme hatred towards me.
Have a nice day or kill me :)
Rez
Feb 27th, 2003, 04:43 PM
I once saw a movie where a bunch of gay guys simulated child birth by pulling a Bert doll out of a man's ass. It's nothing I would have stood in line to see, but oh man was it funny.

that got the spontaneous laugh :lol
GnrySgtHartman
Feb 27th, 2003, 04:56 PM
HAPPY 900'TH POST JAMESMAN :party
Rez
Feb 27th, 2003, 05:12 PM
279?
Hobo Renee
Feb 27th, 2003, 05:20 PM
Alan, you should give the porn-o to Richard. :evilbitch
Rez
Feb 27th, 2003, 05:22 PM
lord knows he'll take it. he'll take anything. even that.


ew.
FartinMowler
Feb 27th, 2003, 07:14 PM
Rongi I don't want my Bert doll back.



http://www.eurogay.de/artikel/0800/24_ernie3.jpg
Rongi
Feb 27th, 2003, 07:14 PM
Fartin is the king of insults :)
Helm
Feb 27th, 2003, 07:28 PM
pulling a Bert doll out of a man's ass

Hahah
sadie
Feb 27th, 2003, 07:57 PM
i find it hard to believe that someone who enjoys listening to people talk into cunt juice-soaked microphones would turn down free pr0n.
James
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:07 PM
I don't ever remember saying I liked, or even heard, that. Hell, I missed that particular show, and just read about it later. :/

You need to start paying more attention. >:
CaptainBubba
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:12 PM
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I FIND IT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A CRAZY ASIAN MAN WITH LIPSTICK BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS REAL. YOU ARE ALL TEH GAY FAGGZ. GRRRRR. :domo
James
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:17 PM
http://www.chiron-rising.com/peewit0.jpg
CaptainBubba
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:21 PM
http://www.photopile.com/photos/Clit/auctions/1711.bmp
James
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:24 PM
IT'S ALL ME >:
CaptainBubba
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:27 PM
You need to start paying more attention. :)
James
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:32 PM
http://www.chiron-rising.com/alex20.jpg

IT'S ALL ME >:
ItalianStereotype
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:34 PM
words cannot possibly express how much i hate this thread.
sadie
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:38 PM
trying is half the fun. ;)
CaptainBubba
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:53 PM
http://www.bluelanugo.com/grafx/pics/0204/ed_mow.jpg
CaptainBubba
Feb 27th, 2003, 09:08 PM
http://www.photopile.com/photos/Clit/auctions/1714.multimedia_6547541_south_africa_oprah_winfrey _dur801

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slavemason
Feb 28th, 2003, 07:53 AM
I'm too poor to pay attention. Besides this thread is quickly going down the crapper. Who's getting the porn?