I'm 1/10th Prostitute...

[DamnthatDavid]

Was talking to my Mom about family heritage, turns out, her side of the family was quite messed up.
(On the other hand, my Dad's Side is nothing but Full Blood Germans, and Germans, as you know, have made some pretty big mistakes, like crashing the Hindenburg.)

Turns out, my Great Great Grandma was a Saloon Dancer/Prostitute (who was of British Decent, having a last name of Bennat) who married my Great Great Grandfather something O'Conner, A silver mining Irishman.
But due to the "flighty" nature of this G.G. Grandma, I'm not even sure if I have Irish blood in me. :/

[tenno]

that's ok i'm sure some other Irish fluid was in abundance to make up for it.

[TBMonkey]

That would make you about 6.25% British hooker. Unfortunately I can't stand immoral people like you, being British and all...

[McClain]

I can vouch that the sluttiness didn't stop at your great great grandmother if you know what I'm sayin'...

(PSST... I'M SAYING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS A SLUT)

[Anonymouse]

People need to be more tolerant of sluts these days! >:

[DamnthatDavid]

(PSST... I'M SAYING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS A SLUT)

Ignorant idiot, my mother is a hooker, not a slut.
You don't pay sluts. >:

[executioneer]

i don't get "1/10th" :/ wouldn't it be "1/16th" or "1/8th"? or was there some weird orgy thing involved in your conception involving some multiple of 5 people

-willie

[DamnthatDavid]

Actually, I have no idea. But that would explain why I'm black when my dad and mom are white. :eek

[Supafly345]

Birthmark.

[Perndog]

How much you wanna bet that's not your dad? :blah

[Dr. V]

How much you wanna bet that's not your dad? :blah
ZING!

[DamnthatDavid]

heh, not even close to a "zing"

Actually, I have no idea. But that would explain why I'm black when my dad and mom are white.
How much you wanna bet that's not your dad?

If you notice, the first one was posted by me.
The Second, by Perndog.

Now they are very similar, are they not?
Which is why I didn't comment on Perndog's post right away, for it had ALREADY BEEN DONE, and by me. *gasp*
His had no zing to it, seeing how it was already stated.

Idiot. >:

[AChimp]

My great-grandparents burned all their papers to hide their identity after they arrived in Canada when they escaped from Austria at the start of WWI. :O

[kellychaos]

YOU A MAN WHORE!!


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[Ri0tGrRrl]

u fuckers slut is such a double stnadard if it was ur great great grampa instead of gramma then u would be stoked cuz u had a stud gene or whatevs. womyn can have sex with a lot of ppl and not be a "slut" if that is what she wants to do.

[Big McLargehuge]

Wanna slide a mile six inches at a time? :(

[Terra]

And where are you going to find six inches, Dinky? :)

[DamnthatDavid]

u fuckers slut is such a double stnadard if it was ur great great grampa instead of gramma then u would be stoked cuz u had a stud gene or whatevs. womyn can have sex with a lot of ppl and not be a "slut" if that is what she wants to do.

Sluts can't spell. Well proven fact.

[Jeanette X]

u fuckers slut is such a double stnadard if it was ur great great grampa instead of gramma then u would be stoked cuz u had a stud gene or whatevs. womyn can have sex with a lot of ppl and not be a "slut" if that is what she wants to do.

"Slut" is different than "prostitute".

[executioneer]

yeah but ppl were talking about sluts in the first part of the thread

[Big McLargehuge]

And where are you going to find six inches, Dinky? :)

Maynard's dick.

[DamnthatDavid]

yeah but ppl were talking about sluts in the first part of the thread

And I explained it earlier... and now excuse me, spybot needs to do some running. Damn "Search" website is popping up instead of a good old fashion error 404.