WTF

[Geggy]

ok i'm about at a boiling point with this kid dave that is in my work group. there has been at least 5-6 times today when he has commented on what i am looking at on the web.

examples of what i was looking at and his comments:

1 a picture of anakin skywalker burnt up from ep3...'what's that all about? any good new tid-bits from star wars?'
2 a picture of the dvd for texas chainsaw massacre...'arggggh, texas vhainsaw massacre! hahaha..."
3 scooby doo seasons 1 and2 dvd review...'a little late-night scooby doo action?'
4 hbo.com curb your enthusiasm site...'so, yeah...I finally got to see last weeks episode...blah blah...'

you get the point. now picture someone reading and commenting over your shoulder.

this fucking kid is completely up my ass. i can't post or read my journal because he is constantly looking at what I'm doing.

i don't think he is annoying me on purpose, but he needs to fucking chill out. he reminds me of like a 13-year old. everytime i say something, he feels the need to walk over to my desk. i'll read an article headline...'woman who used fake 1 million dollar bill thought it was real...' and then he walks over to my desk and tries talking to me

he's fucking my age and he acts like this. fuckin snoop. fuckin alcoholic.

all I know is that i am about to flip out on him. i won't, because he isn't doing anything against any rules and it isn't really that professional, but my rope is frayed, man. and I'm fuckin' dangling, man. the rope is gonna break soon.

[thebiggameover]

get him fired. while he is away from his desk, put some hardcore gay porn on his desktop...
:)

[VolCanon]

nah, bosses are more tolerant of gay porn, and might suspect you. Instead put hardcore animal Horse - to - Transexual anal rape porn on his deck and staple it there with a bigass stapler. Then, laminate it. That way your boss thinks its been there for a long time and is there permanently.

[Spectre X]

Stab him in the eye with a can opener.

[Mike]

Tell him to fuck off and if he doesn't cut it out, find him walking around outside some day and punch the shit out of him.

[ArrowX]

Tell your boss he tried to molest you in the bathroom

Back over him in the parking lot

Put bleach in his coffe :)

[GADZOOKS]

Arrow, it sounds like you want him to get fired/arrested

[ArrowX]

The wold could always use more homeless

[Geggy]

i think dave tries to annoy me on purpose and i didn't think so at first. there is no way possible someone acts like this. hes hyper hes giggly. motherfuck. he tries getting reactions out of me. motherfuck. and the worst part about it is that he is the nosiest motherfucker but he gets his back up when you approach him about something in his life. this is a two-way street you coke snorting douchebag. motherfuck.

[thebiggameover]

maybe he wants to get in your pants...
:(

[phnompehn]

Deal with it. We all have to work with annoying people. If you let him know it annoys you, he'll do it more often.

Don't sweat the small stuff. If this is the worst thing that happens to you in your life, you've got it easy.

[Spastic Colon]

"Is sure is hot in here, do you mind if I go get some ice to rub on my nipples?" is usually where I draw the line in awkward conversations. Stay away from the ice, motherfucker.