Matrix RevalSUCK!

[Dr. V]

Yeah yeah I just saw it for the first time tonight and I'm sure everyone has heard this a thousand times, but what the fizuck was going on there at the end? I mean my God! I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS CONFUSED SINCE THE END OF "NO WAY OUT"!!

Please to explain it!

[Drev]

Quit ruining Family Guy >:

[Snatchtastic]

Neo is Jesus and Morpheus is Neo's dad and the kid who believe's in Neo is really believing in Jesus which is Neo. It gets better when you watch it over and over and over and over again.

[Mockery]

Actually I was talking to Protoclown about this the other day...

While the ending of Matrix Revolutions does suck, what with the rainbow "everybody's happy" crap... that might not be the real ending of the story. Check this out...
I believe the final scene of Matrix 1 (where Neo makes that phone call and tells them "Now I'm going to show them what you don't want them to see") to be the final scene of the trilogy for a few reasons. One being that chronologically it fits. takes place in a year (except the final scene), the time between M1 and M2 is 6 months (12+6=18months)The date on the phone tracing screen is around 18 1/2 to 19 months from when M1 began. I dont know the exacts dates on the tracing screens in M1 but the phone call Neo makes is around 18-19 months after Trinity is on the phone with Cypher in the beginning of M1. Joel Silver said on the Matrix-Revisted DVD in one of the features that it is important to know that the time began the first and second film is 6 months. So this is evidence that Neo's phone call takes place 18-19 months after the Matrix triolgy begins, and that lines with after the events of Revolutions.
While that doesn't change the fact that the ending of Revolutions sucked, I did think it was a pretty interesting lil' factoid.

[FartinMowler]

I enjoyed the last hour of the movie :/ Too much verbal looping.

[ScruU2wice]

I couldn't follow any of that Rog :(

I hated it because the 2nd one made it sound like that the 3rd one would be the pinnacle of enlightenment on what is going on in the matrix world. I thought we'd find out about the other "one's" and the destruction of zion the other 6 times or something to that extent instead they went over none of it, changed the machines to good guys, and made DBZ battle at the end...

The only thing i liked better about the 3rd one was that the CGI sucked considerably less...

[DamnthatDavid]

fizuck?

[Esuohlim]

I'm still in stitches from the clever movie title parody that titles this thread. Seriously.

[Immortal Goat]

IF you haven't seen the third movie, don't read my post, because there are SPOILERS:

Neo is not dead at the end of the movie. Of that much I am certain. It wouldn't make sense for him to die. At the end, when they drag off his body and you see it the way he would see it, his body is glowing, which clearly means he's not dead. That would tie in with what RoG was talking about earlier.

[Spastic Colon]

I'm still in stitches from the clever movie title parody that titles this thread. Seriously.




Stitches, agreed. :)

[Dr. V]

I'm still in stitches from the clever movie title parody that titles this thread. Seriously.




Stitches, agreed. :)

I was pretty frustraded and very tired. Forgive my lapse.

[ArrowX]

my daddy beats me :(

[Immortal Goat]

Not hard enough it would seem!