If I had laser eyes, I would kick you.

[Comrade Rocket]

Changed my mind

[Blue]

If you did that to her she would tell you to fuck off so you should probably do the same back.

[Schimid]

Just tell her you don't want to be her silver medal. >:

[Pub Lover]

Get your friends to beat the shit out of the other guy & put him in a coma or something, then you can secks up the chick, make a bunch of babies, & STOP BEING ON THE BLOODY INTERNET SO MUCH. >:

[AChimp]

I would have told her to fuck off after she called back the second time. :(

[Pub Lover]

So, Chimp, did you ever take a girl to the prom? :rolleyes

[AChimp]

Nope. They were all bitches. >:

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

[HickMan]

OH GIRLS! JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

god damn it trigger >:

screw being the prom insurance, just tell her that she is the last resort too :(

[Pub Lover]

I hate reading my posts now, because there's always a bare ass pointing at me. >:

Not that my posts are worth reading. :lol

[HickMan]

OMGOMG I CANT BELIVE I JUST READ THAT


one more post until 2000. and i dont want it in this thread >:

[Comrade Rocket]

Mind has been changed.

[thebiggameover]

back out at the last second. that will teach her...
>:

[Dole]

At a conveniently quiet point in the evening, coyly invite her over to you with a sly nod of the head. Then proudly show her your hands cupped together, filled with your own sick, whilst saying 'Baby done good? Baby done good?' -always works.

[Big Papa Goat]

Does it have to be your own sick?

[Dole]

of course :posh you need the flecks of your own bile around your vacant smile for the full effect

[FartinMowler]

What I don't get is why did you have to wait for a girl to ask you?

[Dole]

Because we are living in an alternate reality, where the gender division conventions of our universe have been turned on their head, and in a freakish nightmare version of life as we know it, its the BIRDS that ask the BLOKES to proms. Soon to be a major motion picture starring Ben Affleck and Rosie o'Donnell. Entitled 'BIRDWORLD'.

[ziggytrix]

Dole made me glad I read this thread. :lol

[kellychaos]

Are the odds good that she actually will ask the guy and/or that he will accept? Sure you look like the ultimate doofus now but if the odds of one or both are slim, your ultimate revenge is yet to be attained. Once she has failed in her attempt for the alternate love and comes crawling back to you, make believe you are in favor of attending the event all the way to the end. "Yes, I've got your corsage. Yes, I've rented the limo. Yes, I've got my tux. Ect" Then when she shows up at your doorstep in full regalia on the night of the event, show up at your door in shorts, t-shirt and carrying a bowl of Cheetohs and tell her that you don't know what the hell she is talking about.

[da blob]

rape her.

[Jixby Phillips]

HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE :lol

"RAPE HER" :lol THATS RICH!

[Matt Harty]

lol

[kellychaos]

May the forced sodomy be with you.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Comrade Rocket, be a man, and tell her that you don't want to be her second banana. That is complete bullshit, and you should just go ask someone else, or go by yourself. You know she is going to ignoring you the whole time and fawning over this other guy, so at least have some self-respect and drop kick her. Seriously, because if you go with her you might as well have put your balls in a blender. Also, if she doesn't get the other guy all she will really think is that you are a great friend and that you'll always be there. Guess what? YOU DON'T WANT HER TO THINK YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE! See, if she knows that, then why would she want to date you or whatever? Instead, she'll just continue to abuse you. Make her actually miss you, make her realize you're not going to wait around for her forever.

So, don't go with her, she might have to go alone, and perhaps she'll actually come over and talk to you at the prom. If she doesn't, or if she gets mad over you not wanting to be the back-up, then she isn't worth your time. I'm saying this like I know you, which could be a mistake, because you might be really annoying and really ugly. If that's the case, I guess you should hold on for dear life. But, if you think you are more than just a loser, put your foot down and tell her you don't want to be a back-up, and it's either she goes with you or she can find someone else to be her patsy.

[Tropical]

Trigger... just look like your worse on your prom. Be messy, loud, smell bad and drunk. And you should do fine :)

[AChimp]

The best thing you can do at a prom is get kicked out. People will remember you forever. You will be a HERO. :tear

[Pub Lover]

...just look like your worse... Be messy, loud, smell bad and drunk.
Hey, you know damn well that's me at my best. >:

[kellychaos]

Her: I think of you just like a brother and going to the prom with you will only ruin the relationship we have.

Welcome to the Revolution! >:

[Comrade Rocket]

I changed my mind.

I found out that i was her second choice, but she is this guys like 4th. Hes a jerk and Im not going to let her go with him.

I also decided it was stupid to be mad because i really did want to go to prom, and this is the only way im going to do it.

Who knows, i might actually have some fun.

[Alive]

And then the night of the prom, the phone ring's "guess what!! he called!!! ill be going with him after all! and everybody will remind you of the above post. life will suck. but then maybe not, but probably.

[Jixby Phillips]

Trigger you high school faggot :lol *I WANNA GO TO PROM* :lol :lol

[Comrade Rocket]

I didnt get any of the good aspects of my senior year. Senior Ditch day, the government trip, sadies.

I lost most my senior year, im not going to lose this chance to have a some what normal senior year.

[Jixby Phillips]

I bet you have a t-shirt that says "It's a Senior Thing, you wouldn't understand!" :rolleyes

You people make me want to spray lady blood all over the place.

[Matt Harty]

I have a track meet instead of homo prom.

[Dole]

Prom - going on a date with a member of the opposite sex
Track Meet - meeting up with members of the same sex, getting all hot and sweaty and then having communal showers

[Matt Harty]

Prom- Dancing around to pop music with a bunch of fags who don't even wanna be there. GOING TO THE BEACH WOOOO! (This is JR Prom btw) It's pointless.

Track Meet- Contributing team, making us well known, scholarships.
And there's a girls team too :rolleyes

[Dole]

I was specifically taking issue with the description of 'homo' for a blatantly heterosexual social phenomenon.

It would be like saying 'dating girls is gay'.

[Matt Harty]

ok im sorry :(

[kellychaos]

I found out that i was her second choice, but she is this guys like 4th. Hes a jerk and Im not going to let her go with him.


For some reason, girls like bad boy jerks and you missed a perfect chance to call her on this issue in the name of regular guys everywhere by not going. Instead, you let her walk all over you but rationalize it by envisioning yourself as her savior. If you're not careful, this is going to become a lifetime pattern.


I also decided it was stupid to be mad because i really did want to go to prom, and this is the only way im going to do it.


Besides seemingly having some serious self-esteem issues, you need to stop and ask yourself why this is so important to you. I went to the prom my sophomore year but chose not to go the following years because I spent a lot of the money that I earned and didn't have a good time ... at least until after we left for some of the "after parties". I didn't forsee any of the future proms getting any better so I ignored the social pressure. In short, you're not missing much.


Who knows, i might actually have some fun.

Watching her float around the dance floor with choices number 3, 4, 5, ect? Why don't you admit that you're probably her ticket in the door because she doesn't want to go stagette?

[Anonymous]

He's right, yo.