Deep in the heart of Mordor...

[Anonymous]

DJ Potatoe was hungry. All we have here is healthy stuff, to which he is allergic. So, we need to have a pizza in order to keep our DJ Potatoe alive and vivacious. Unfortunately, we don't have money, so I try to cook one on my own.

An hour later I check back on it to find that my oven shares a curious temporal relationship with the most active volcano in all of Mordor.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/PizzaAdventure01.jpg

Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom, this pizza serves only one master, and bends the will of all men to evil.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/PizzaAdventure02.jpg

Schimid couldn't resist the pizza's evil and tries to steal it from Potatoe. In the struggle, I saw an opening and took advantage.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/PizzaAdventure03.jpg

It was at this unfortunate moment that Schimid criticized my cooking, and now I, at the pizza's suggestion, was not going to allow this injustice to persevere unpunished.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/PizzaAdventure04.jpg

Schimid's curious combination of sweat from playing DDR and the generic conditioner he had used earlier that morning shattered the One Pizza into a... few pieces.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/PizzaAdventure05.jpg

It was at that moment the One Pizza heard the beckoning of its lord Sauron and stole off into the sky, never to be seen from again. Sorry about that, Legolas.

[DJ Potatoe]

Shit! People weren't supposed to find out about this! I was gonna sell those pics to the enquirer for 64 cents a piece! Ah well....can't win em all...which reminds me....I wanna be in the gang! :-(

[Matt Harty]

What a waste of food. >:

[DJ Potatoe]

What a waste of cat loaf

[AChimp]

:lol Awesome

I once tried to cook a pizza with the cardboard sheet still under it because I was too lazy to find a pan. It started on fire. :)

[Matt Harty]

Oh excuse me lol funny stuff cute bracelets Chojin. :love

[Anonymous]

What is your problem, dickface?

[Captain Robo]

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/23277.gif

OKAY I WAS PARTYING WITH THIS GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE JIXBY PHILLIPS BUT REALLY WASN'T AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WTF YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE JIXBY AT ALL"

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/23278.gif

PIZZA KIND OF LOOKS LIKE BOOBS AND WE LIKE BOOBS SO WE GET EXITED FOR PIZZA

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/23279.gif

CHOJIN WANTS THE BOOBS EXTRA CRISPY SO HE BURNS THE OTHER GUY WITH HELL FIRE

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/23280.gif

AND PUNISHES HIM FOR TRYING TO STEAL HIS BOOBS BECAUSE HE WANTS SEXINGS TOO

http://www.popnko.com/imock/PizzaAdventure05.jpg

BUT IN THE END HE DECIDES THAT HE CAN'T HOARD THE PIZZA FOR HIMSELF; A CRUEL LESSON TAUGHT BY THE DEATH OF HIS FRIEND, WHOM HE HAD KILLED OVER THE PIZZA. SO HE THREW THE PIZZA AS HARD AS HE COULD, IN HOPES THAT IT WOULD FALL UPON BETTER FORTUNE.

THE END.

[Captain Robo]

What is your problem, dickface?

OMG A PRE-EMPTIVE INSULT :o

IT'S LIKE HE KNEW I WAS GOING TO COME IN AND MESS UP THE PICTURES :(

[DJ Potatoe]

OH MY GOD!! Those photos are doctored!!! You can't put SHIT past me, fuck knuckle!! And Robo, you're not a real captain!! You fuckin' liar! And...


FURTHERMORE...

I am THIS CLOSE to being in a gang, so you better watch your step!!

[davinxtk]

No, really Choji.
Cute bracelets.

[FartinMowler]

Jixby has more teeth :blah

[davinxtk]

Wait a minute, why the hell did you try and cook a pizza for an hour?

[Captain Robo]

ACTUALLY I'M PRETTY SURE THIS ONE ACTUALLY HAPPENED

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/23278.gif

[DJ Potatoe]

again, you have spent many a moment hilariously putting us down. This brings a small tear to my eye...for a reason I am totally unaware of.

[James]

I forgot what my user pic is.

OK, there it is.

[Matt Harty]

No, really Choji.
Cute bracelets.

[Captain Robo]

Potatoe you are alright :)

I mean >:

[Rongi]

why do they have black penises :(

[Captain Robo]

They are too weak to break through their pants :o

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Schimid looked alot like Budnick from Salute your shorts.

[Anonymous]

We got another pizza today and I burnt it as well by accident. Fuck.

[DamnthatDavid]

I do believe they have directions on them. :/

[Anonymous]

I kept forgetting about it being in the oven while I did other things. Like work on my site, you bitch.

[Perndog]

I did that to a pizza once when I actually worked in a pizza kitchen. There are two ovens and I only used the bottom one when the top one was full, so when I put a pizza in the bottom at one point when there were a lot of orders coming in, I forgot about it when things slowed down and only realized the problem 40 minutes later when it started to smell. :(

[Matt Harty]

Usually when I cook things i'm actually hungry, lessens the chance of forgetting about it.

[kellychaos]

Never food shop when you're hungry. You end up with a lot of ice cream.

[Pub Lover]

Not if you hate yourself & you only buy & eat food you hate, then you can only shop when you're starving. :(

[kellychaos]

OMG Pub, that's a nice ass you have there ... as your avatar, I mean.

I was going to say "nice beaver", but I was afraid everyone was going to get down on me for using another pop culture reference.

[Pub Lover]

I hate my avatar. >:

I think if I have it much longer it'll push me right over into compleate fag. :(

I don't particularly want that to happen.

[kellychaos]

This forum needs more Tolkien and/or Led Zepplin references. STAT! >:

[DamnthatDavid]

Time for a Misty Mountain Hop?

[executioneer]

i think blind guardian referencse would be more appropriate :/

so dont fear the eytes of the dark lord :lol

-willie

[Anonymous]

When time stands still at the top of my hill :lol

[Freaky Sheek]

This has probably been posted before, or was common knowledge, so sorry in advance :/

Stairway to Heaven's satnic messages (http://www2.memlane.com/jmilner/stairwaybackwards.htm)

I think it sounds good backwards.

[ProfessorCool]

NAWWWWWWW :eek

[Captain Robo]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight :/