WRITE A STORY

[Emu]

Okay the rules are that a person starts a story and then the next person to reply continues the story from that point, then the person who replies next continues the story from the person before him ok let's go:

A man in a tophat was walking down the road in a forest when a sparkling midget with graham crackers for teeth appeared and said "Look out" then promptly vanished in an explosion of hair.

NEXT :love

[Esuohlim]

...(EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS IS LIKE A BACKWARDS STORY LIKE THAT ONE SEINFELD EPISODE OR MEMENTO AND DON'T TRY TO READ IT FORWARDS LIKE A PUSSY.)

THE END

[Emu]

FIVE STARS

[kellychaos]

Just prior to entering the forest on his afternoon walk, the man in the top hat felt a sudden pang of deja vu. For some unexplained reason, he was comforted by the hair gel he had purchased from the drug store moments before. He reached into his Care Bears man-purse, and grasped the flexible container for further reassurance.

[xBLacKObSeSSioNx]

Then with the gel, he began styling his hair into some weird, Albert Einstein, sort of thing. "I'm a sexi beast," he stated to himself. When all of sudden...

[Esuohlim]

ONCE UPON A TIME

[Esuohlim]

http://www.bobbydarin.net/davis_jra.jpg

[xBLacKObSeSSioNx]

All of a sudden Ann-Margret and Eva Gabor walk out of nowhere! Then....

[Esuohlim]

THEY WERE FUCKED BY A CHAIN LINK FENCE.

THEY DIED TOO

[xBLacKObSeSSioNx]

Then some guy named Bob Saget come in and takes the hair gel....

[Esuohlim]

ONCE UPON A TIME

[Esuohlim]

http://www.wchstv.com/abc/drew/ryanstiles.jpg

[executioneer]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare.gif

[Emu]

mozilla totally ruined the comedy of that image :/

[Drew Katsikas]

this is the best :)

[Spastic Colon]

He digs around a little more in his Care Bear man-purse and pulls out the gel once again, but this time to style himself a pompadour. The biggest pompadour you've ever seen. Then he turns to his shadow and says, "If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope."

[kellychaos]

>: sdrawkcab lla ta si sihT.

[Esuohlim]

MILHOUSE YB "YROTS SDRAWKCAB" >:

EMIT A NOPU ECNO

http://paintedover.com/uploads/1/rehgallag.jpg

[Emu]

How did the hair on his head manage to migrate to his arms? :(

[Spastic Colon]

Ahaha, just realized your name backwards is Milhouse. Somebody's been playing a prank on me. >:

[Emu]

:lol loser

[ProfessorCool]

said Jon to Garfield when he couldn't finish the last pan of lasanga.

[Matt Harty]

The lasanga rose from the table and ate this thread.

[Emu]

AND THEN

http://www.people.virginia.edu/~mmh9a/pics/toothpaste/arr-rarr-rar.gif

[Esuohlim]

Ahaha, just realized your name backwards is Milhouse. Somebody's been playing a prank on me. >:

What the fuck else would it be? >:

A TIME ONCE UPON

[ProfessorCool]

In the not too distance future, somewhere in time and space..

[Spastic Colon]

And so it was to be, that like the poptart, I too erupted in viscous red fury. I clawed my way up the cookie's colossus, but that would not be the end of my journey to the center of myself. I would first need to finish growing my awesome pompadour, my awesome, awesome pompadour. I've lost myself in this obsession. . .

[kellychaos]

Welcome is every organ and attribute of me, and of any man hearty and clean;
Not an inch, nor a particle of an inch, is vile, and none shall be less familiar than the rest.

I think that this was meant to include pompadours, as well.

[Esuohlim]

AND THEN SOMEONE HIT THE REWIND BUTTON ON THE REMOTE SO THAT MEANS THE STORY IS GOING FORWARDS NOW. WTF.

http://www.driko.org/smallpics/kevpaul.jpg

[Spastic Colon]

yvan eht nioj! :(

[Esuohlim]

THE NED

[ProfessorCool]

List of Actors

Sammy Davis Jr......The PizzaTime Pope

[kellychaos]

Kellychaos .......... Best Boy