JOB :o

[Mockery]

I just got hired full-time by Circuit City. I'm gonna be one of their web designers. :o

[Emu]

How can you work full-time as a web designer? :(

[Matt Harty]

Work on the site all the time.

[Anonymous]

we will have health insurance

I am bewildered.

I need to start looking up diseases they can check me for

[sspadowsky]

Be sure to insure her for a lot of money, Rog. You never know when she might go off the deep end. :goth

[Buffalo Tom]

Be sure to insure her for a lot of money, Rog. You never know when she might go off the deep end. :goth

Like she hasn't now?

[xBLacKObSeSSioNx]

so how much u get paid for this dude? :blah

[Drev]

psst, Rog....

Hey Rog....

Get me a Job, Rog. >:

[The Unseen]

I bring eclairs to people

[kellychaos]

What if they wanted a turn-over?

[Mockery]

With this job, I'm just hoping to save up enough cash to get my zombie film made. It's going to happen.

[whoreable]

thats awesome. sounds like a decent job too.
i would ask how much you get paid for such a thing but that would be very rude

[VolCanon]

With such a posh job as Circuit City, u could afford to kidnap some dude and zombify him using ancient Voodoo techniques.

[Spastic Colon]

Just don't forget about us loyal I-mock patrons when you're living the big-time Circuit City life. Press conferences, golfing, anal probing and all that good stuff.

[Mockery]

Thanks people... and don't worry, even though I-Mockery is a full-time job, I'm going to be working just as hard as ever on it. Got some major plans for the site this year. Right now I'm making my way through converting all of the minimocks to php for the new server. Finished converting last year's 115+ page Choose Your Own Adventure just last night actually... and lemme tell ya, that was a FUN project. :x

[Geggy]

i used to read these books when i was a tyke. am looking forward to it.

will you be handing out discounts from circuit city on the board in the near future? i've been eyeing this hdtv that i'd set my heart onto but cannot afford it unless i get a huge discount. help. :(

[Mockery]

Looking forward to it? Uh, it's been out since October man:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa4

I'm just converting it to PHP now.

As for the discounts, hah... uh, no. o.o

[mburbank]

Health insurance rocks.

[whoreable]

not if you dont get sick :(

[AChimp]

A job as a web designer would be neat, but I think I'd get bored with it after a while.

I turned down a web design position in November for the software developer job I'm at right now.

[whoreable]

tech support never gets boring :rolleyes

you should consider a career in it :rolleyes

[Mockery]

A job as a web designer would be neat, but I think I'd get bored with it after a while.

I turned down a web design position in November for the software developer job I'm at right now.
Coding bores the shit out of me, at least with web design you get to create stuff in photoshop and flash. I've always enjoyed taking shitty looking (or non-existant) sites and turning them into something that looks professional.

[AChimp]

There is nothing boring about code. >:

[Mockery]

:themoreyouknow

[Geggy]

i have you all beaten...data entry/processor. possibly the most zombifying computer job there is.

(btw regarding the choose your adventure, thats some fantastic stuff, mock. i need to visit the .com part more often. :/ )

[Command Prompt]

Working on circut city's website sounds like a head office job. Am I to assume that the head office is in Richmond?

[thebiggameover]

i have you all beaten...data entry/processor. possibly the most zombifying computer job there is.

(btw regarding the choose your adventure, thats some fantastic stuff, mock. i need to visit the .com part more often. :/ )

haha, thats what i do. thank god i can screw off on the interweb sometimes...