oh no!! :( sad news :(

[Ri0tGrRrl]

omg u guys i am freaking out! :(
my supposedly poly grrl fucking found out about my torrid weekend with danno and wreck and now she is breaking up with me!!! what a fucking bitch! omg i am so so so sad right now :( :( :( :(

she just came over and yelled at me 4 like an hour. i guess my friend told her about it r something...i was gonna tell neway cuz we are supposedly POLY!! god she fucked like 4 chicks last month. i guess apparently poly only meant other grrls only. hello!! i swing every way bitch :(

fuck.

:(

[executioneer]

:(

[FartinMowler]

Am I getting old? because I have no idea what "it" said and I really don't care :/

[Carnivore]

Clearly, your life is now no longer worth living. Terminate in a funny, creative way that will get you on the national news.

[FartinMowler]

Is he talking to me? or to it? these kids and there crazy bullshit way of talking >:

[Emu]

All of the death threats and suicide suggestions on this board are directed at you.

[FartinMowler]

:melt I give that sentence a D- for boring and uncreative.

[Anonymous]

Aren't you old enough to have figured out that relationships like that don't ever work out?

[ziggytrix]

She's also old enough to have learned that only 15- yr old spazzes and Prince fans type like that.

[Jeanette X]

But...but...if you and she had a open relationship that allowed for this, what the hell is her excuse for breaking up with you? :confused

[Spastic Colon]

I'm sorry, it's just. . .ugh. Why is it that. . .ugh. We should take all people like riotgrrrl and shoot them in a farm. Message boards are fun because they give you the freedom to form coherent sentences and take your time, you take that liberty way to far by not acknowledging it. (See how easy that was, you can do it too, BUY MY BOOK)

[Ri0tGrRrl]

god wtf guys i totally spill my heart out 2 u and u fuckin tell me to go die? u have probs...

and i am not hard 2 understand! i am just tellin it like it is guys.

jeanette i don't know what her prob is i guess she got pissed cuz i got w/other bois...usu i just get w/grrls...god she is so heterophobic.

:( i am so sad today i wrote like 20 pages in my journal. maybe i will post some of my poems later would u guys like 2 read them?

[camacazio]

Does it take anybody else as long as it takes me to translate her posts?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

nope..I skip over her ramblings and read the funy replys...:)...I think she should take Carnies advice....

[Jeanette X]

jeanette i don't know what her prob is i guess she got pissed cuz i got w/other bois...usu i just get w/grrls...god she is so heterophobic.


Did you inform her of the flaw in her reasoning and of the fact that she was being heterophobic?

[MrAdventure]

point out a flaw?

in a woman's reasoning?

give them facts?

whwhhwwaaaaaaattttt (seriouslythatllneverwork)

[Ri0tGrRrl]

jeanette i don't know what her prob is i guess she got pissed cuz i got w/other bois...usu i just get w/grrls...god she is so heterophobic.


Did you inform her of the flaw in her reasoning and of the fact that she was being heterophobic?

yeah tolts but she is being a huge cunt and is all i don't care now yr gonna get a disease and shit. wtf!!!

[Jeanette X]

Well then it is good that the two of you have broken up, since now you see what a cunt she is.

[Ri0tGrRrl]

Well then it is good that the two of you have broken up, since now you see what a cunt she is.

yea i guess :( i am still sad tho she is really rad and super hot and knows how to "lick carpet" like no one else if ya know what i mean ;)

*sigh* i need a hug. :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Jixby Phillips]

aw *HUGZ* :(

[Ri0tGrRrl]

aw *HUGZ* :(

omg thx jixby :/

[Mike]

maybe i will post some of my poems later would u guys like 2 read them?

NO

[James]

I don't think it's so much she's being hypocritical in your agreement, but rather she just doesn't agree with the men you chose. And why should she? Danno and Wreck? You should have have Proto and AChimp fill you out like an application. :chasingamy

[Rev. Danno]

Just so people don't think I'm a jerk... "Sorry to hear about all that RG..."
I've been talking to her quite a lot lately, so um Yeah...
Oh yeah, Wreck has Mono or something, I haven't seen him in like 2 days...:sad, :lonley, :Bored...

[Dole]

I still think Riotgrrrl is a character...no one is that much of a dipshit, surely?

[Mike]

Probably a Danno character.

[Ri0tGrRrl]

wtf i'm not a character!!! i'm real!! god be a little sensitive guys i'm going thru a really hard time right now. i'm not a fucking dipshit.....my ex gf is the dipshit. poly is poly fucker!!

[Dole]

suicide is obviously the only way out of your pain.

[Spastic Colon]

you've come to the wrong place for sensitivity sessions. . . BI-ATCH

[ziggytrix]

seriously RG, you couldn't be so clueless as to expect sympathy from a site dedicated to mockery?

i second the character thing, but if you're a real person, then your ex has a valid point - polyamoury in this day and age is not safe, but the notion that only straights get diseases is about as dumb as the notion that only gays get AIDS.

[Emu]

People who say they're polymorous are just chickenshits afraid of commitment and want a valid excuse to run when the shit goes down. :rolleyes







:imock

[SMN]

I fourth , or... ...whatever the character Idea. .

But some people are right. Message boards (like this one) are meant for people to type coherently, and Gramattically correct, and not like an AIM, or AOL Chat freak. Dont think this message board is going to welcome you with open arms. If they do, watch out for spikes.

If you dont change your typing, and posting ways, Hang yourself with a meathook through your throat. Because listen, Its going to take alot of hard work for these people to like you. Beleive me, I'm trying and failing completely fucking miserably.

[Dole]

-unnecessary capitalisation of 'Idea'
-incorrect spelling and unnecessary capitalisation of 'Gramattically'
-unnecessary capitalisation of 'Hang'
-missing apostrophe in 'dont'
-space missing between 'a' and 'lot'
-apostrophe missing from 'its'
-'Beleive' spelled incorrectly

[SMN]

I stand corrected. DA DUN Chhhh!

:lol2

[Mike]

god be a little sensitive guys i'm

Why should we care? You don't believe in earning anything do you?

[Anonymous]

I'm glad that at least SMN understands what this board is all about!

[Perndog]

Well he should, as an esteemed I-Mockery movie reviewer! :picklehat

[Rev. Danno]

OK, I have only made two Characters ever... Both of them lasted a day before I got bored... One on the old board, and one on the new board... RG ISN'T A character...
I've met her...
Wreck met her...
Hobo Renee, & JeanX have IMed her
Someother people IMed her as well, and she didn't remember who they were...
Hell, ask a moderator, I Guess they can tell if some is fake or something...
Dude, RG, this is the last place you want to go for sympathy from strangers...



(ok I have made a few Characters, but they all sucked bad...
Old Board... Proto-Robotnic, and Hombre Explosivo. New board... Alpha Nerd (duh)...)

[ProfessorCool]

Well he should, as an esteemed I-Mockery movie reviewer! :picklehat

:lol

[ziggytrix]

Danno, the point is if someone were to make an account just to try to be annoying, a typing style like RG's would be almost cliche. It's pretty well known that sort of "typing style" is like fingernails on a chalkboard to most of the folks here.

Like I said, teenagers and Prince fans. :(

[SMN]

Well he should, as an esteemed I-Mockery movie reviewer! :picklehat

Damn Straight!
I did The Sound of Music for crying out loud! >:

[Ri0tGrRrl]

guys i am so not a character! fuck. how many ppl on the board do i hafta talk 2 before u understand i am a real person w/real feelings!! i thought u guys were my friends. :( :(

[Perndog]

Now that we know you're not a character, you just got [--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]
that much more annoying.

[da blob]

i thought u guys were my friends. :( :(


Who but a character would say that ?

[kellychaos]

I like some of Prince's music. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

riot girl i'm your friend

[Emu]

:bestthread

[executioneer]

i'm everybodys friend even the people i'm a asshole to :(

[ziggytrix]

i thought u guys were my friends. :( :(

what gave you that impression?

not to say that i dislike you, hell i don't even know you!

[FromThe13thFloor]

What is this "Poly?" Is that like Rolly Poly?

[kahljorn]

You are all stupid motherfuckers, for your enlightenment..


poly-
pref.

1. More than one; many; much: polyatomic.
2. More than usual; excessive; abnormal: polydipsia.
3. Polymer; polymeric: polyethylene.


sex·u·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sksh-l)
adj.

1. Of, relating to, involving, or characteristic of sex, sexuality, the sexes, or the sex organs and their functions.
2. Implying or symbolizing erotic desires or activity.
3. Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction characterized by the union of male and female gametes: sexual reproduction.


Now I'm sure if you study this and put it together, you will realize that POLYSEXUAL is a disorder in which your sperm/eggs is the heaviest matter in the universe. EVEN HEAVIER THAN THE MATERIAL IN A WH ITE DWARF

[executioneer]

omg thats gotta scuk :( at least they aren't black holes thoug :o

[Emu]

No entry found for polysexual.

Did you mean pansexual?
Suggestions:
poly sexual
poly-sexual
pansexual
parasexual
plexal

par·a·sex·u·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-sksh-l)
adj.

Of, relating to, or involving a form of reproduction in which recombination of genes from different individuals occurs without meiosis and fertilization, as in some fungi.

[executioneer]

she never said she was polysexual she's polyamorous and pansexual :rolleyes

[Terra]

Of, relating to, or involving a form of reproduction in which recombination of genes from different individuals occurs without meiosis and fertilization, as in some fungi.

"Everybody was fungi fucking..."

(Sung to the tune, "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting....")

There are so many gender/coupling choices nowadays that it's beginning to sound like a triple half gaynor latte double mocha coffee with a little trim on the side.

Sheesh. Is this where poly people give birth to polyps?

[executioneer]

no :/

[da blob]

Fungi appear to fit in quite appropriately in the context.

[Pyorrhea]

Now I'm sure if you study this and put it together, you will realize that POLYSEXUAL is a disorder in which your sperm/eggs is the heaviest matter in the universe. EVEN HEAVIER THAN THE MATERIAL IN A WH ITE DWARF

dude, neutron stars are denser than a white dwarf. Therefore the same amount weighs more. Plus, thats not even a right affliction.

[Anonymous]

You just got served.

[ziggytrix]

i can tell that pyorrhea is adept at sucking the fun out of things.

[Spastic Colon]

he's also good at sucking. . .

[Pub Lover]

You Hypocrite! >:

[executioneer]

Now I'm sure if you study this and put it together, you will realize that POLYSEXUAL is a disorder in which your sperm/eggs is the heaviest matter in the universe. EVEN HEAVIER THAN THE MATERIAL IN A WH ITE DWARF

dude, neutron stars are denser than a white dwarf. Therefore the same amount weighs more. Plus, thats not even a right affliction.

thats what he was talking about duh neutronium :rolleyes

[Pyorrhea]

nah, i just like my physics to be correct.

[AChimp]

Your name reminds me of a skin disease. You are officially the rash of these boards now. >:

[ItalianStereotype]

a bit anxious to be rid of that title yourself? ;)

[Pyorrhea]

actually chimp, its a mouth condition were you mouth (py) haemorhages (orrhea).... simple enough.

[AChimp]

Did you say rash? Because that's what I heard. :|

[Pyorrhea]

hehe, its also called pyaemia, or being pyaemic.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

eheh

[Pyorrhea]

mi ton ni doom rof resrever!

[executioneer]

you guys quit messing up riotgrrls thread

[kellychaos]

http://flagspot.net/images/f/fic-prin.gif

[Pyorrhea]

too bad for riotgrrl...

[executioneer]

:x