MY BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

[ultra perfect cell]

Anyone from the "UPC IM GONNA KILL YOU" thread is welcome to fight me. And welcome, of course, to die an early death! My target? The dark lord Gurlugon!

[Rongi]

how can you die on the internet

[ultra perfect cell]

*slits Rongi's throat* not much challenge there. *eats a burger* *pets cat* *takes nap* *wakes up* *enters thread naked*

[Mr. Vagiclean]

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[ultra perfect cell]

Dude, why are you repeating my sig over aand over? I dare not quote, I may be banned for waste of bandwidth. *hint hint*.

[Gurlugon]

*my avatar grabs UPC's avatar by its one-eared head*

*uses bio-spears to impale it*

SACHI-OWNED :picklehat

[Mr. Vagiclean]

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[Emu]

second :bestthread

[ArrowX]

err Irish sig virus AWAY!!!!!!!!

[ultra perfect cell]

*my avatar grabs UPC's avatar by its one-eared head*

*uses bio-spears to impale it*

SACHI-OWNED :picklehat

*one-eared head avatar is grabbed* *feels pain* *kicks Gurlugon's crotch* *remembers I pulled Gurlugon's crotch off* *headbutts Gurlugon in the face* There's more where that came from!

[Goku]

I THINK UPC SHOULD BE BANNED NOW

[ultra perfect cell]

STFU, this is between me and Gurlugon. Are you Gurlugon? No. Get the outta here. *launches energy blast at "Goku":rolleyes*

[Matt Harty]

Do you see gurlugon anywhere?

[kellychaos]

Just what IS the source of your gayness, UPC? I must say that the well runs deep.

[Rongi]

how can you die on the internet

no matter how pathetic and lowly UPC is, he will always be better then you kellychaos.

[Spectre X]

Man, UPC is the worst character ever. >:

[Immortal Goat]

I can't believe UPC is allowed to stay when Klownboy was banned within a couple of weeks. UPC is WAY worse than Klownboy ever was.

Not that I wanted Klownboy to stay, but he wasn't quite as annoying as this DragonballZ faggot.

[Gurlugon]

APPARENTLY YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE I IMPALED YOUR CAT THEREBY KILLING IT

OKAY I'M DONE YOU CAN LOCK IT NOW :picklehat

[ArrowX]

*arrowX runs in with a gerrycan of gas and proceeds to burn this thread to the ground laughing at UPC feeble attemps to gain acceptance of the other mockers, ArrowX despite himdself, sliles*