what religion is the average mocker?

[Nails3 Jesus0]

hmmmmmm.....

[Spectre X]

How about Idontcareaboutyourlamethreadsoshutthefuckupanddiey oufaggylittlecuntragism? >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

no forum is safe

[Emu]

Let me guess, you're one of those dickhead atheists who thinks those four religions are the only ones in the world?

[Perndog]

Aw come on, most people don't even recognize Satanism as a real religion. What are you talking about, Emu?

[mew barios]

there.

[Emu]

Well, judging by his name, he's probably not a Christian. And that seems like a really narrow spectrum of "religions" to choose from.

[El Blanco]

What about the several billion Hindus in the world?

And how do you miss Judaism and Islam?

[Emu]

That's my point.

[kahljorn]

I guess you're supposed to compile, Buddhism Hinduism Brahma and Jainism into one group... Jews and those others with christians... not really sure wh y Satanism is there? Is that supposed to be like "Wicca" and other "Occult shit".

[Nails3 Jesus0]

Let me guess, you're one of those dickhead atheists who thinks those four religions are the only ones in the world?

no, the rest dont count (duh)

Im a satanist. Mock all you would like, I bet you dont know much about it. :)

[Mr. Vagiclean]

are you fucking with me? :lol


no seriously :lol

[AChimp]

UH OH WE HAVE ANOTHER GOTH :lol :goth

[ziggytrix]

i know enough about satanists to know that i don't give a fuck about them :)

[Bobo Adobo]

:lol

Its so funny to see people call themselves "Satanists". Seriously, find a hobby.

[El Blanco]

no, the rest dont count (duh)

Im a satanist. Mock all you would like, I bet you dont know much about it. :)

Why don't the rest count? Considering we do have Jews and Muslims on this board and may have Hindus (I just don't know off the top of my head)

Also, Perndog says he's a Satanist. And reading his stuff and also some other "modern satanist" wortks I've come across, it is repackaged nihilism.

[Big Papa Goat]

lol, we'll see what perndog has to say about that Blanco!
But its repackaged secular humanism. Not nihlism

[Brandon]

Also, Perndog says he's a Satanist. And reading his stuff and also some other "modern satanist" wortks I've come across, it is repackaged nihilism.
It's more like repackaged Nietzsche and Rand. Since it promotes egoism, it's not nihilistic.

[ziggytrix]

maybe, but who really gives a fuck??

[Brandon]

maybe, but who really gives a fuck??
Nails3 Jesus0 does. :(

[KevinTheOmnivore]

The nails seem to be winning at the half. :(

[El Blanco]

Also, Perndog says he's a Satanist. And reading his stuff and also some other "modern satanist" wortks I've come across, it is repackaged nihilism.
It's more like repackaged Nietzsche and Rand. Since it promotes egoism, it's not nihilistic.

Well, I know jack shit of philosophy, so its all the same to me.

The nails seem to be winning at the half.

Ya, everybody says Jesus saves, but He is really weak on the stick side.

[ScruU2wice]

now all we have to do is add the religons up and divide them by 5.


I think it'll equal some variation of mormonism...

[Perndog]

Someone said my name. Hi.

Brandon gets the cookie. It is a lot like repackaged Nietzsche and Rand, plus and minus some details. It's nihilistic to a point but not completely.

AChimp's post sums up what I think about this thread and its originator pretty well.

And I would like to reaffirm that the guy calling himself Bobo Adobo is a jerkoff.

[Bobo Adobo]

I'm sorry I don't take your fake mockery of religion seriously. :(

And I thought the book of Mormon was a shlock. :lol

[Nails3 Jesus0]

no, the rest dont count (duh)

Im a satanist. Mock all you would like, I bet you dont know much about it. :)

Why don't the rest count? Considering we do have Jews and Muslims on this board and may have Hindus (I just don't know off the top of my head)

Also, Perndog says he's a Satanist. And reading his stuff and also some other "modern satanist" wortks I've come across, it is repackaged nihilism.

I cant believe you took me seriously when I said they dont count. If I put every religion on the poll it would suck, and if this board was more predominatley christian they would probably want me to list different denominations. I dont give that much of shit. How many muslims are here anyways?

I am a satanist. I am not a goth tho, I freaking hate goths (and no I dont listen to marilyn manson). Fuck all that. I dont want to be 'spooky'....ech. I dont know what you would call me exactly. I change how I dress all the time.

satanism does tie into rand and Nietzsche but its a very individual thing as well.... I think rand wrote some smart stuff, but its far from wise. I just think its realistic and has alot of common sense behind it (unlike most religions I have come across).

stupidity is a sin. El Blanco, please repent.

[Bobo Adobo]

Anton LaVey Preachings = Pseudo-Intellectual Spookie Talk.

[Big Papa Goat]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=8218

[Perndog]

Anton LaVey didn't preach.

[kahljorn]

THE BUDDHIST STANDS ALONE.

[da blob]

There is no god nor any kind of superior will/entity/whatever. Get over it.

[Bobo Adobo]

How do you know? some scientist explain everything to you? :lol

[El Blanco]

I cant believe you took me seriously when I said they dont count.

Gee, next time I'll use my psychic fucking powers to read your goddamned mind.


If I put every religion on the poll it would suck, and if this board was more predominatley christian they would probably want me to list different denominations.

Or, you could put the majors up and add "other" as an option. I think you put more than half a dozen options on a poll.

How many muslims are here anyways?

As far as I know, one fewer than there are satanists. But, then again, thats the point of a fucking poll now isn't it?

I dont know what you would call me exactly.

How about "fucking moron"?

I just think its realistic and has alot of common sense behind it (unlike most religions I have come across).

And I'm sure that in all of your 15 years on this planet, you've come across every religion and researched and debated them seriously with educated practitioners of these faiths. Otherwise, you'd be a bigoted little shit to make such presumptions about what a few billion people base their lives on.

stupidity is a sin. El Blanco, please repent.

And people wonder why I hate teenagers.

Just fucking die.

[kellychaos]

Bobo is God.

[Matt Harty]

Agnostic, when I get old i'll start worrying about religion more.

[ziggytrix]

That's just the opposite of me. I worry about it less and less as I age.

[teh_mastar!]

what religion is the average mocker?

Mockers are not religions. That's silly.

[FartinMowler]

religion is for sheep.

[Nails3 Jesus0]

I cant believe you took me seriously when I said they dont count.

Gee, next time I'll use my psychic fucking powers to read your goddamned mind.




And I'm sure that in all of your 15 years on this planet, you've come across every religion and researched and debated them seriously with educated practitioners of these faiths. Otherwise, you'd be a bigoted little shit to make such presumptions about what a few billion people base their lives on.

And people wonder why I hate teenagers.

Just fucking die.

15 years eh? hmmmmm I guess you used your psychic brain powers on that one too. I do research religion alot, and you seem to know little about satanism at all. Most satanists are adults. I thought you wouldn't make such presumptions about what I base my life on.

I know alot about religion, and I didnt think to put 'other", you know why? I dont really care because if someone wants to express they are another religion they can just post it, and I was pretty sure no one would be such a PC turd to actually bitch about such a thing. Im not preventing anyone from sharing their religion, and seriously anyone who is into Confucianism, scientology, ba'hai, judiasm, shinto, sikhism, taoism, asatru,hinduism ,druidism, goddess worship, wicca, Caodaism, Hare Krishna ......and whatever else, JUST FUCKING SAY SO OR QUIT BITCHING.

why the hell do you care? do you hope that no one gets offended while coming here?

Just fucking die

Doesnt seem like it.

[ziggytrix]

no, he's just trying to get a rise out of you.

[Perndog]

Most satanists are adults.

But most people who claim to be Satanists in public (you'd think a person would be able to respect his own religion enough to capitalize it properly) are stupid rebellious teenagers.

[El Blanco]

15 years eh? hmmmmm I guess you used your psychic brain powers on that one too.

Wasn't wrong, now was I?


I do research religion alot, and you seem to know little about satanism at all.

By "research" do you mean get together with all your other cool friends who are into "satanism" and point out the flaws in others' beliefs?

Most satanists are adults.

I call bullshit. Not that I don't believe the fact, I just don't think you have any idea whether its true or not.

I thought you wouldn't make such presumptions about what I base my life on.

I didn't make any presumptions on satanism, I just made a few predictions on what you are. You are the one that made a value judgement on others' beliefs. I merely stated that satanism looks similar to a certain philosophical school.

I know alot about religion, and I didnt think to put 'other", you know why?

Because you were more concerned with making sure other people knew you were a satanist and called you edgy and cool rather than having a real discussion about faith?

I dont really care because if someone wants to express they are another religion they can just post it,

Than why bother with a poll question? Why not just ask other people about their faith?

why the hell do you care?

Because idiots like you take up space and consume valuable resources meant for people who are actually useful.

[Guderian]

Why isn't Jewish an option? >:

[YB]

I dont know what you would call me exactly. I change how I dress all the time.


If you think you can tell someone's religion by the way he or she dresses, then you can only be a goth.
Man, you're scary with that makeup on.

[Perndog]

Guderian: because our little goth friend thinks it's insignificant.

[Nails3 Jesus0]

15 years eh? hmmmmm I guess you used your psychic brain powers on that one too.

Wasn't wrong, now was I?

actually, you are wrong. But its kind of stupid to argue over it, because it cannot be proven.


I do research religion alot, and you seem to know little about satanism at all.

By "research" do you mean get together with all your other cool friends who are into "satanism" and point out the flaws in others' beliefs?

I dont have any friends who are into satanism. By research I mean reading content in books and sites like www.religioustolerance.org


Most satanists are adults.


I call bullshit. Not that I don't believe the fact, I just don't think you have any idea whether its true or not.

speaking of which...
http://www.religioustolerance.org/satanis3.htm

here is a quote from the page.
"Followers are usually serious adults, although a few are mature teenagers. "


I thought you wouldn't make such presumptions about what I base my life on.

I didn't make any presumptions on satanism, I just made a few predictions on what you are. You are the one that made a value judgement on others' beliefs. I merely stated that satanism looks similar to a certain philosophical school.


No, you said I was 15 and goth because I said I was a satanist.

I know alot about religion, and I didnt think to put 'other", you know why?

Because you were more concerned with making sure other people knew you were a satanist and called you edgy and cool rather than having a real discussion about faith?

listen: make a better poll, or quit complaining about this one. I guess you just replied as you did because you wanted everyone to know what a whiny bitch you were. who the fuck says 'wow, you are cool, edgy, etc' after someone states they believe in any religion, much less satanism? I expect nothing.

I dont really care because if someone wants to express they are another religion they can just post it,

Than why bother with a poll question? Why not just ask other people about their faith?[/quote]

because I felt like it. I thought that no one would care enough to bitch when they could just make a better thread or poll on it. quit crying for five minutes and look at what you are complaining about.



I dont know what you would call me exactly. I change how I dress all the time.

If you think you can tell someone's religion by the way he or she dresses, then you can only be a goth.
Man, you're scary with that makeup on.

I didnt make that assupmtion at all, I as called goth, so I said how i dress. Its also lame that you think you can guess how someone dresses based on their religion, or behavior on a message board for that matter.

someone else also stated that saying you are a satanist in 'public' means that you are a whiny gothic psuedo satanist. well, this is the internet buddy. I dont go around yelling it IRL, Ive only told two people for the 3 years I have been practicing. The internet is anonomous so I can say what I am thinking at all times without meeting any of you. Thats why I like it.

[Perndog]

Someone needs to learn to recognize the word "most."

And a mature Satanist would probably not post something like this little gem. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11567)

[executioneer]

i'm amazed anything besides shut up has any votes :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you didn't list Santiera or Voodoo.....

[ziggytrix]

I did my part, Willie. :conspiracy

[Dole]

my religion is bumlove

[kellychaos]

Time for your tithing. OMG ROTL! :lol

http://www.geocities.com/warrnhu/garf/csim2.gif

[kahljorn]

I make fun of all of you for putting faith in faith, and having faith, and thinking anything deserves faith.

I make fun of myself because I have faith that I am faithless.

[Sethomas]

Either I'm too dense for your humor, or you really suck at profundity. :/

Satanism is dumb.

[Emu]

I want to join the cult of Willieism. :)