welcome me back

[glowbelly]

my dsl was down for what seems like forever because apparently it takes 2 weeks to transfer service when you move immediately next door to where you were living.

we're suing my old landlords. that should be fun. they're in violation of all kinds of stuff and my lawyer is getting giddy over nailing them on everything.

i'm drinking tea. :)

who missed me?

[YB]

Welcome back
How's your tea ?

[glowbelly]

getting on the cool side, but tasty nonetheless.

you're new. i'm sick of being mean to new people, so welcome to i-mock. i've been here for what seems like forever so you better be nice to me or i will BEAT YOU DOWN.

it just has to be that way. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hi Karen, welcome back! :)

[glowbelly]

thanks, sugah.

i had a dream early this morning that everyone missed me here so much that they started a bunch of threads asking where i was and changed one of the forums to "the we miss glowbelly forum," but as usual, my dreams were crushed.

i should have come to expect nothing less from this place by now.

;)

[YB]

Well I was nice, wasn't I ?
Or maybe "nice" means "sucking your wooden leg" to you ?

[glowbelly]

calm thyself, new one. i'm afraid if you're into wood, you're barking up the wrong tree.

[mew barios]

wb :o

[glowbelly]

ty ~.o

[YB]

I'm not into that kinda wood. I just asked myself what you meant by "nice".
But hell, I was the first one to welcome you back.

[YB]

don't I deserve something ?

[glowbelly]

no

[YB]

shit

[FartinMowler]

:) Globalwarming

[da blob]

welcome back glowbelly may your belly glow forever by the power of restored dsl and cold tea. What kind of tea ?

[glowbelly]

earl grey :posh

[FartinMowler]

I'm drinking Tetley because Earl Gray tastes like Pee.

[da blob]

:lol

[Dole]

Earl Grey is the fookin DADDY :posh

Howdy GB, hope the move went ok...nice to see you back.

You have missed an immense outpouring of stultifyingly ill informed and aggressively unfunny posts.

And that was just me!

[ziggytrix]

there was a thread in which your lack of presence was noted and lamented, but it was started about noob.

welcome back gb :)

[MrAdventure]

awww welcmoe back :D

[AChimp]

Hi glowbelly. :)

We're still not banning losers. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

AChimp every fucking post you make is about banning other people.

GLOWBELLY WUZUAP

[mburbank]

Hi, Dahlin;

I'm still not famous, so everything's the same from my perspective. It's nice your back though. I think of I-mock as a ringside seat for the end of the world. The VIP Box wouldn't be the same without you.

And no crass jokes about the phrase 'VIP box'. I've already made them in my head.

[AChimp]

AChimp every fucking post you make is about banning other people.
I WILL PREVAIL. >:

[mburbank]

That post was hardly about banning people at all.

[Carnivore]

Oh, thank God! I was beginning to think we'd lost you forever in some horrific moving incident! Welcome back!

Nothing has changed in your absence. The downward spiral continues, the pit of idiocy grows ever deeper. Please join me once again in spitting over the side onto the ever growing legion of imbecilic occupants of said pit.

[glowbelly]

i won a spitting contest against nathan barnett on brad manelski's roof at a huge party he had. aljosa molested some girl and then i made out with nathan and my boyfriend (the BAD one) caught me and he still beats nathan up to this day. this all happened 4 years ago.

so what i'm trying to say is, count me in.

[Buffalo Tom]

I'm not a frequent contributor here, so I don't know if a 'Welcome back' from me would be appropriate. Still, the sentiment is there, dearie :love .

It's like I'm Batman and I've left the League to form the Outsiders, but I make special guest appearances from time to time.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

You've been hitting the comics again, haven't you Tom.. :|

[kellychaos]

int Idiot ( int dumbass, string gaytard )

{

if gaytard = Oh, thank God! I was beginning to think we'd lost you forever in some horrific moving incident! Welcome back!

Nothing has changed in your absence. The downward spiral continues, the pit of idiocy grows ever deeper. Please join me once again in spitting over the side onto the ever growing legion of imbecilic occupants of said pit.;

then dumbass++;

}

[Carnivore]

Less jackasstic posts, more digging >:

[executioneer]

i welcome you, glowbelly's back :lol

[ProfessorCool]

Welcome back, lady glow.

[Rev. Danno]

Blowsmelly! I missed you... You were not her to scown at me Being a drunken letch... Look at my new artwork!
I missed you...

[Rez]

i checked "art shit" every day without the knowlege that karen was definately not going to be there. i had to keep seeing "draw yourself in mspaint" bumped and i was doubting myself if i ever replied to your PM.

>:

welcome back :)

[Terra]

Welcome back Glowbelly! I missed you and I'm glad your still alive and kicking. I'm a big fan of Tranquility tea, myself. That and nailing assholes to the barn door in "real" life. The tranquility balances everything out you see.

Good to see you back.

[HickMan]

GLOWBELLY'S MEAN :eek

[PILLOWFIGHT]

hay glowbelly!!! :babydustpinlk

[sadie]

i haven't been here much either lately, but welcome back, girlie.

[Comrade Rocket]

Hi, i missed your contributions to the boards