Attn: RiotGrrl!

[Rev. Danno]

Riotgrrl (aka Carrie, AKA RG)... I know you're hurting right now...
I know you don't feel too good...
I know you are mad at me because of what you & I did messed things up w/ you and your girlfriend..
Pick up your phone, and talk to me....
Answer your AIM...
I hate to tell you like this...
But I think I may either be prego, or in love w/ you...
GIve me a call, we'll drink huge ass Magaritas in PDX...
Or sing drunk/punk Kareoke...
My insides hurt thinking about the shit I may have caused...
I haven't heard from you in almost a week...
Please let me know you ar OK...

[SMN]

Awwwww. Aint that cute?

[Terra]

That was a nice post Rev. Hopefully RG will come around.

I'm just a little confused now about the poly-whatssit thing. I thought it was okay to have multiple flings as long as the "primary relationship" was intact. If that's the case then RG is being hit by a double standard by her GF. IMHO that's not cool.

In any case, I hope RG is going to be okay.

(Actually, I thought that other thread she had posted about all of this was a sort of mock and that she wasn't all *that* bummed about it. I see I was wrong) :(

[Matt Harty]

omg you idiot

[Perndog]

I still hope she dies.

[Supafly345]

Well, I'll tell you one thing: that had to be one of the worst poems I have ever read.

[Alive]

all's i can picture is a threesome

[Ri0tGrRrl]

hey danno...
thanks :/ i miss u so much :(
sorry i haven't been talking 2 u r nething...shit just really sux right now. my stupid supposed poly cunt of an exgf is making my life a living hell right now. she turned all of my friends against me and now they all think i'm a dirty slut just cuz i got with a guy or 2...it's so fucking unfair. hello! i'm just sexually liberated!! god...get with the fucking times ppl. :( my friend conor is the only 1 who is still talking 2 me.

maybe this wkd i'll come down 4 margaritas with u. i sure could use a drink right about now and i haven't left my house in 4 days...:(

-ri0t

[Big McLargehuge]

i want this story to have a happy ending

[Jeanette X]

she turned all of my friends against me and now they all think i'm a dirty slut just cuz i got with a guy or 2...it's so fucking unfair. hello! i'm just sexually liberated!! god...get with the fucking times ppl. :( my friend conor is the only 1 who is still talking 2 me.


It's situations like this that teach you who your real friends are. People who would be so easily turned against you were probably not true friends in the first place. I know this is difficult for you, but the experience is probably good for you in the long run, as you got rid of them. Who needs fair weather friends?

[Big Papa Goat]

I didn't read the original post, but is there a good reason this is a thread?

[Dole]

:posh - Its a sad story. Riot grrl and her (unfortunately now ex-) girlfriend were re-enacting the build up to the cuban missile crisis, using mutilated and defecate-soiled cabbage patch dolls to represent Kennedy, Kissinger and Kruschev.
:posh - Due to a quite frankly utterly confusing misunderstanding between the two, somehow the cabbage patch dolls ended up being totem-like representations of Riot Grrl and the aforementioned ex-girlfriends relationship.
:posh - Crucially, this was just at the point where Riot Grrl was re-enacting the almighty dump Kennedy was having whilst contemplating whether to launch armageddon, with his finger actually 'on the button' whilst he was voiding his bowels.
:posh - The misunderstanding led the ex to believe that somehow Riot Grrl was ACTUALLY using the cabbage patch dolls' Kennedy-shitting actions to mean that their relationship was indeed, 'shit' and the 'the button' was implying that the ex's clitoris was some kind of monstrous defecatory aid.
:posh - Needless to say the relationship was doomed from this point on.
:posh - Bummer.

[Helm]

After reading Dole's post, I'm really glad to be back.

[ProfessorCool]

Guys, if you like the adventures of Rev. Danno, be sure to pick up a mug or mousepad at his signature shop before you leave.

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Now you can roll with danno!

[Emu]

Dole has some kind of magic touch that makes threads worth reading.

[ziggytrix]

http://varsity.utoronto.ca:16080/archives/118/apr14/misc/absolute.GIF
ABSOLUTE CUNT