The Danno...(Hi-jacked thread... Horray for PUBS!)

[Rev. Danno]

Come Vist the Danno...
Come to the NW...
The Danno Is Lonley...
The Danno is VERY bored...
THe Danno WILL make you Matzo Ball soup...
The Danno misses you all...
The Danno Is SAD you all never IM him...
for 73 cents a day you can help a starving Danno...
ummmm...
VISIT DANNO
HE MAY BUY DRINKS
HE MAY 'PUT OUT'
the danno may get a job catering for Nike soon...
or at an "english style" public house (shit only dole will under stand that), umm I mean Pub...
ROCK ON! I"M DRUNK!

[Dole]

I'll meet you in the pub danno. Mine's a creme de menthe shandy :posh

[Rev. Danno]

. Mine's a creme de menthe shandy :posh
When did you grow a Vagina Dole... Any one who Orders Creme de Menth, or a well known stout from Ireland that only has 3% alc. is a Fanny in my book... Do a shot of Bushmills w/ me and I will call it good...
I thought only children, and the sweetly retarded fols of your country drank shandies...
But then agian I just realized you might be having me on a bit there...
Very clever my droog...
Dole come to the states and I'll take you to my 3rd Favorite watering hole... It's called 'the Horse Brass', guess what, that's right it's an Enlish style pub, i'm sure you'd Laugh at it...
Aftewr that I'll take you to my 5th Fav. watering hole...
It's called Biddy McGraws... ManyPics of Sinn Fein hang on the wall, welll... maybe not... Or if you are ever in Phoenix, AZ go to the George & Dragon... large sum of British patrons, Weekly pub trivia night (I won 8 weeks in a row before they told me I was no longer allowed to play...)...
I rock!

[Dole]

I love pub quizzes...all the ones in Brighton are stupidly hard though, and always won by the same team of nerdy real ale drinkers in their forties with crumbs in their beards, week after week.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

the best thing about my visit to England was when my cousin Roger picked me up every evening for a pub crawl. The Pubs in England (the ones in Barnsley and Sheffield, anyway) were great....

sorry for the thread hijack.....feeling nostalgic.