ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE

[sspadowsky]

I'm twenty-eight years old today.

http://www.medicarerights.org/images/womanonphone_home.jpg

[Spectre X]

Happy birthday. :)

[AChimp]

You are an old fart, Sspad. Try not to collapse a lung blowing out all those candles. :(

[glowbelly]

welcome to my age!

happy happy birthday, loverly.

[Brandon]

Happy birthday, grandpa.

[SMN]

C'mon it aint so bad! I'm sure things could be worse.

[Buffalo Tom]

Well, if you are one foot into the grave, I must be shoulder deep in my dirt bath at the age of 31. >:

Happy birthday, dood!

[sspadowsky]

Thanks, all. I am so pleased to see my old-school homies representing. Consider yourselves shouted-out to.

[Matt Harty]

Happy Birthday.

[Rongi]

I would just like to say that I am not cooler than Tom

And happy birthday :posh

[Jixby Phillips]

ANYBODY WITH POLICE SQUAD QUOTES IN THEIR SIGS GETS TO HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODYA

[sspadowsky]

:love Jixby :love

[FartinMowler]

Happy Birthday sspadowsky :) your one of the best things on I-mockery and I hope you never leave unless you find something better and tell me.

[mburbank]

i dont remember being 28.

Hey, hey, why does Michael jackson like 28 year olds?

Cause there's 20 of them.

[Rongi]

i get it

[Esuohlim]

Someone's about ready for some Alex Chiu Life Rings ;)

[Mockery]

OMG YOU ARE SOOOO OLD!!!! :lol :rolleyes

[sspadowsky]

http://www.willienelson.com/album/2/Ausdad12000.jpg
OLD, BITCH!

(PS- It's Willie's birthday today, too) >:

[Rongi]

happy birthday willie nelson :(

[executioneer]

willie nelson rules :(

happy birthday :(

[Terra]

Hey Sspazzzz!!! Happy Birthday you old coot!! Guess it's time to send you some naked pictures.

Have lots of fun doood! :)

[Ninjavenom]

Happy birthday. Post more often.

[Dole]

Happy Birthday Spadlington !

[Hobo Renee]

Happy Birthday Old Man. Jeezus christ you're old enough to have been ten when I was born. Ewwww...

[ProfessorCool]

happy birthday sspad, 28 was a good year for me, good luck with it. :(

[sspadowsky]

Hey Sspazzzz!!! Happy Birthday you old coot!! Guess it's time to send you some naked pictures.

Have lots of fun doood! :)

And to think I had expected this birthday was going to be a letdown. :wank

[Protoclown]

Sam! Happy belated birthday! I wish I could have told you on Friday but I hadn't checked the boards in a couple days.

[sspadowsky]

Sam! Happy belated birthday! I wish I could have told you on Friday but I hadn't checked the boards in a couple days.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START SLACKING OFF, MISTER! HAPPY NOW?

WAY TO LET THE TERRORISTS WIN. >:

[Anonymous]

ya woo - happy birthday!
yer not offically old till you're 30

[Buffalo Tom]

ya woo - happy birthday!
yer not offically old till you're 30

Can we stop with 'the 30 is old' crap? >:

Sincerely,

A-soon-to-be-32-year-old

[Grandpa Jones]

If 28 is old than I have 4 feet in the grave. >: