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Anonymouse
Apr 30th, 2004, 02:27 PM
1. Its important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks, cleans, has a job.

2. Its important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

3. Its important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn`t lie.

4. Its important to find a woman who`s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. Its important that these four women never meet.
Jixby Phillips
Apr 30th, 2004, 04:22 PM
*HIGH FIVES* Anonymouse :lol :lol

YEAH UNLESS THEY WANNA EMAT UP FOR A FIVESOME THATD BE HAWT
Big McLargehuge
Apr 30th, 2004, 07:58 PM
HAY JIXBY YOU SIR ARE RIGHT :eek
ProfessorCool
May 1st, 2004, 04:52 AM
1. Its important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks, cleans, has a job.

2. Its important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

3. Its important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn`t lie.

4. Its important to find a woman who`s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. Its important that these four women never meet.

Thanks Jesus, but your a tad late with the news.
Virne
May 2nd, 2004, 12:57 PM
6. But most importantly it's crucial TO FIND a woman first. :p
Matt Harty
May 2nd, 2004, 04:12 PM
so tru virne so tru :p
Sethomas
May 3rd, 2004, 03:49 AM
Didn't Groucho Marx draw these same conclusions?
Spastic Colon
May 3rd, 2004, 10:46 PM
Didn't see that one coming. (there should be an emote of a smiling face getting hit by a train)
Karnage
May 9th, 2004, 05:19 PM
I know ONE girl who has all that. But sure, she does chores, makes me laugh, is great in bed, and dependable. Doesn't change the fact that she's a cold, heartless bitch. It's usually the apparently perfect ones that are bitches...pardon my language.
Matt Harty
May 9th, 2004, 05:21 PM
YOUR LANGUAGE IS AN OUTRAGE >:
CaptainBubba
May 9th, 2004, 05:40 PM
I hope a mod gets in here soon to ban your ass.
whoreable
May 9th, 2004, 06:40 PM
happy mothers day CaptainBubba
The One and Only...
May 9th, 2004, 07:28 PM
I know ONE girl who has all that. But sure, she does chores, makes me laugh, is great in bed, and dependable. Doesn't change the fact that she's a cold, heartless bitch. It's usually the apparently perfect ones that are bitches...pardon my language.

That's why ******s like them.
da blob
May 9th, 2004, 07:31 PM
go measure your dick
The One and Only...
May 9th, 2004, 07:31 PM
In due time.
ProfessorCool
May 10th, 2004, 12:23 AM
Every 20 at the hour :rolleyes
Cosmo Electrolux
May 10th, 2004, 02:52 AM
what was is, exactly, that prompted you to measure your dick anyway?
Royal Tenenbaum
May 10th, 2004, 12:44 PM
The fact it was so big that he couldn't get it out of his ass.