I am back!

[Helm]

Hey! So I am back here and I want to know what happened in the last month or so. This is your chance to fill me in. Or you could insult me, I'm ok with that since i'm in a good mood and all. Or we could play another game and I can fill YOU in on what happened over here in no-computer greekland or whatever. Just keep me occupied for a few hours.

[soundtest]

i quit for censorship reasons i felt were unjustified. welcome back! :)

[Helm]

What happened? I hope you make like most i-mockers and completely neglect anything you've said in the past (continuity is for comic books) and come back and help me make this thread a wonderful thread. Oh by the way, I never got to tell you that I really liked the music I've heard from your band.

[soundtest]

thx man but i'm just the monkey bass player so i can't really take credit for the songs. i've got some new shit in the works though that is more my style and i will definitely fire it your way when it sees the light of day.

buutttt AHEM

I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS MISTER

Where the hell have you been???

[Helm]

I took off in a grand adventure. Right after the realisation that an underground rebel robot force was going to attempt to overthrow the human goverments all over the world (see the daisy bot interrogations on this) I decided that having a functioning motherboard was too much of a risk. Robots control computer chips using airwaves. A new breed of mankiller, you know? Airwaves. So I also infected my computer with two worms, just to keep the robots off my track. Kept them thinking that I was just facing technical difficulties while I was fighting the good fight in my basement, vigoriously masturbating over imaginary pictures of women I've never seen. It... it was nice. And burning. After that I decided that it was time to travel the world and rally the human resistance against the upcoming robot armageddonnon. I searched high and low for natures harmonious time cube and got a bit sidetracked in some low resolution adventures. Then I drew some comics. And some more comics. And they do not make sense but they make sense to me when I laugh about them. Did I tell you I met a crazy woman on the street and she told me that I HAVE SIGNED MY DEATH SENTENCE. Then she went off on a tangent about rapitographs. Sloppy editing. Go figure. As you can see it's easy to get sidetracked. It's a dangerous place.

So how about you?

[kellychaos]

Whatever happened to Asimov's first rule of robots? :nerd

[ScruU2wice]

Yeah that went straight to hell just as soon as we taught them love and compassion...


Show us the comics, helm...

[MrAdventure]

http://www.win.tue.nl/~jromijn/tijmen_en_wietske/prins_tijmen_klein.jpg

uh oh it is helm hide

http://atrak.usc.edu/~kpan/pic-baby/b_down_s.jpg

hide

http://combi-cam.com/Tiia2/Baby/IMG_2387.jpg

escape

[da blob]

I took off in a grand adventure.


Then you came back here cause after all, telling us about it is the fun part of it.

And all this time I thought you were dead.

[soundtest]

there is no way i'm following that up helm so instead i am requesting visuals too

[Dole]

Hello Helmikins

[Spectre X]

Helm is back! :)



People picked on me while you were gone. :( And when you were here too. :(

[SMN]

Hey, Helm!

Miss me? :)

Oh, alot has happened, but you might want to consider this thing :) (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11467&start=0).

[executioneer]

he already replied to it you dummy

[Helm]

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/NC01-01en.gif
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/NC01-02en.gif

That's the first one. I didn't img it because they're too big to be cached by the whole of the i-mock. And they're not urled to avoid the clicky happies we have around (turns out bbcode urls on it's own without need for tags). There's a poor attempt at translating from greek to english. I didn't even attempt so for the next one. I thought it was better if nobody here knew anything about what is written, since it's keeping with the theme.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/NC02-01nonen.gif
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/NC02-02nonen.gif

Thanks for posting in my thread, good people. And by good people I mean soundtest, adventure, blob, dole and executioneer. The rest of you can go get fucked.

[soundtest]

jesus... i don't even know what to say. fucking incredible. you should get this published man because i would buy it in a heartbeat.

I thought it was better if nobody here knew anything about what is written, since it's keeping with the theme.

fucking rites... i thought it was the PERFECT transition... struggling to keep up... i'm NOT crazy i DO understand this everything is UNDER CONTROL.... waitaminute these words i-i don't know.... wait what letter is....th-that... where aRe wE-e-e-e-e....?

:love :love :love

or maybe i'm just fucking nuts

[da blob]

not only is your line strong, but your compositions are not shitty.

[sadie]

:love helm :love

[FartinMowler]

Chinese have a saying "Sue hay" (roughly translated) that means some one that holds a grudge and ever since Helm wrote that he doesn't post his songs because there 10 minutes long I have resented him :( wanker

[James]

Your Yus comic was in Fatman. :(

[Ninjavenom]

That first picture reminds me to tell you to look for a book called Dr. Seuss' Forbidden Art. The first panel totally screamed "Seuss" at me.

[Anonymous]

I'm back, too.

[Anonymous]

Here are some pictures.

We went to western New York state this weekend, but I don't have any pictures of that. Instead, I have pictures from Pennsylvania on the trip back.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/setup/GAS.jpg

If your town looks like this, there is a good chance no-one will care if you die.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/setup/RuthPump.jpg

Eric Ruth pumping GAS.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/setup/flamethrower.jpg

For those of you that can't read the sign, that really does say 'Flame Thrower' at the top. Dairy Queen is a zany place.

Okay, the rest are from today, at home.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/setup/34view.jpg

I rearranged my desk to fit the travel rack I just bought.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/setup/Antares.jpg

There's an Antares Autotune ATR-1a. It's the type of thing that Cher uses to make her be able to sing, but I'm going to use it as more of an effect, and for Happy Hardcore vocals.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/setup/frontdesk.jpg

You can see the MBox Protools interface between the monitor and right speaker. Also, there is a set of Sony MDR-V900 Studio Headphones on the bottom of the keyboard stands.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/setup/nighttime.jpg

Spooky.

[Helm]

Sountest: I am glad you liked my comics. Not many people did. Apparently they weren't comfortable with the fact that they made absolutely no sense. For some it's an asset, it seems.

Da Blob: Thank you. Bilal is good. Moebius is better. Bilal's movie better rock.

:love sadie :love

James: I'm friends with the person who made Fatman. I originally came here from the AGS scene forum after a silly forum war. I loved Fatman. Did you like it?

Ninjavenom: I'll check it out.

And welcome back Chojin.

[pjalne]

Whoa, I've never seen handwritten greek before. It's pretty badass.

[da blob]

Moebius is better.


Hahaha you know I thought about asking you when I first saw your work if you'd count him among your influences and then I forgot - so I guess the answer is yes. I agree with you he's stronger than Bilal, who can also a bit too dramatic / demonstrative at times. But then Jill fits into the hot girl avatar thema to a T, in my book.

[Helm]

No I don't think Moebius is a conscious influence, however. But the blue woman certainly is crazy HOTT especially when she stabs you in the chest with a futuristic airwave reciever.