Anyone here ever been to a Hooters?

[James]

How do the girls act? Do they act like the Raisins girls did in that episode of South Park? How do the guys act? Do the guys act like drunken businessmen at a strip club?

[sports]

Never been there (much to my dismay), but heard the food is good.

[punkgrrrlie10]

I've been there. The food is okay, just like any other burger and wings joint. The girls are flirty and so are the men. Not much more to it than that. I actually went on Halloween last year so they were in costume which was even less clothing. I don't know, it just seemed like a skimpy clothing friday's to me. I found the most amusement in the 300 lb. man dressed up as a hooter girl (the orange shorts and hooter t-shirt w/a wig).

[Geggy]

IF YOURE BELOW AVERAGE LOOKING, MAKE SURE TO BRING LOTS-A CASH WITH YOU. THESE FLIRTY WAITRESSES ARE INDEEDY EVIL.

[DamnthatDavid]

I girl from my old highschool works at the local hooters. She is pretty hot, but has only perky little boobies. I heard she had to use fake ones they got hanging in the back.

Also, my friend found feathers in his chickenwings when he took his girlfriend their for Valentines.

[sports]

Flirty huh....

[AChimp]

No, James, you still have to look with your eyes. :rolleyes

[James]

AChimp speaks through experience from the time he got thrown out for groping the fry cook. :(

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/pix1/Pdvd_050.jpg

[Spastic Colon]

"Today's a gingersnap."

[soundtest]

AChimp speaks through experience from the time he got thrown out for groping the fry cook. :(

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/pix1/Pdvd_050.jpg

BARTH! :love

Edit: An FTP server with episodes of YCDTOTV? James you made my day.

[Dixie]

My sister was a Hooter's girl (but she doesn't have boobs but is still a pretty girl) and my best friend is a Hooter's girl now and she's incredibly gorgeous! Faster Pussycat was actually thrown out of a Hooter's for touching one of the girl's arms to get her attention to get more beer. The girls are "friendly" but not alot is tolerated unless they like it I guess.

[TBMonkey]

The time I went, it was just a pile of high-schoolers with no ambition, guarded by fat eunichs that thought they were cool because they *think* they have a chance to get laid.

Food was ok, but you pay a 200% "We-have-suggestively-clad-girls" markup. Not worth it. Same thing can be had by masturbating at the drive-thru girl at McDonalds.

I got a weird conversation in my head that could happen if someone actually tried that. "Hey, back off! I'm doing as you say, 'Loving it'. Better gimme that apple pie or I'll go to Burger King and have it MY way!"

[James]

Edit: An FTP server with episodes of YCDTOTV? James you made my day.

Well, I AM a God amongst men.

Anyway, back to Hooters. Do the girls like have to act all friendly and uber-flirty and stuff with the guys, and do they have to dance around like hoochie mammas and shit?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I work with a Hooters Girl (night job)....she's a whiney buttplug. The food isn't that great.....pretty greasy.

[sspadowsky]

Dude. It's a friggin' sports bar with good-looking chicks waiting on you. It is not a big deal, OK? Just go there, eat, have a beer, and watch the goddamn hockey playoffs or whatever, get a little quiet ogling in, and go home.

Yes, the girls tend to act flirty, because they want you to tip them way more than you should. That's about it. I could sort of understand your enthusiasm if you were going to a strip club for the very first time, but not Hooters.

[James]

Whoever said I was going to a Hooters?

[Anonymous]

I think he's scouting it for a female friend.

[James]

Nuh uh. :(

I was just curious if it was the whored out slutfest I've been led to believe it to be. I'm not planning to go to one at all.

[sspadowsky]

Good man, then. I apologize if I misunderstood the situation.

[James]

Let's just say, hypothetically, a friend of mine just got a job there and, hypothetically, I just wanted to know what she was getting herself into.

Hypothetically.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Stalking eh?

[sports]

So the food sucks at Hooters?

[kellychaos]

Yes, the girls tend to act flirty, because they want you to tip them way more than you should. That's about it.

Most waitresses (and waiters, for that matter) act friendly and subserviant because it's ... like ... their job to do so and the better at it they are, then the more tips they get. It's a simple survival instinct. I think the fella a few posts back had it right, "You're paying for the titty mark-up." Nothing more. I hate to be a buzz-kill but the place is really not that big a deal.

[DamnthatDavid]

Strippers Pizza. Order a Pizza, and a stripper delivers it to you. Gives you a lap dance with your change.

[Alive]

Hairy chicken parts/Fake boobies :love

[Matt Harty]

http://mattharty.com/photos/hooters.jpg

There was a really pretty brown haired one but my cam ran out of batteries. :(

[kellychaos]

So! :/

[James]

They have to take pictures with you guys?

[ziggytrix]

No they don't have to do anything but bring you the food you ask for, and even that may be done VERY slowly.

It all depends on what kinda tipper they think you are.

[Rongi]

Hay there's a little kid in there :(

[ziggytrix]

It's a FAMILY restaraunt! :P

[Mockery]

I saw Hooters brand chicken in the frozen section of my grocery store and I laughed my balls off.

[ziggytrix]

That's not nearly as clever as the DIY Taco Bell kits. :/

[James]

So basically aside from the outfit (which doesn't look as skimpy as I thought), the girls there do what they feel most comfortable with, and aren't really required to act a certain way?

[Helm]

You catch on quick.

[Big McLargehuge]

No it's not true, the waitresses are required to be really nice and even have sex with you after your meal :(

[punkgrrrlie10]

Yeah even the girls. :/

[Rev. Danno]

What about the Children :confused

[AChimp]

Why do you get yourself in these situations, James? And why do you care?

[James]

Because Barth told me to call you a little faggot.

[Terra]

I worked at Hooters for 8 months. I waited tables and there was nothing more to it than anywhere else. You wear short yellow shorts and whatever tank top they have you wear that day/night and you ALWAYS wear a bra. Your ass is fired if you don't. You also wear stockings that cover your ass (this is in the Midwest - might be different in other parts of the US) Your not supposed to sleaze it up or any of that crap. Your not supposed to flirt but you are to get the food and drinks out to the customer *fast.* It IS a family restaurant that has a bar and the chicken wings are okay.

You don't touch the customer and they don't touch you. Behind the scenes, in "real" life you are to turn the tables "over" as quick as possible. In other words, 45 minutes after the customers have sat down and ordered their drinks, they should be anteing up their bill and heading out the door. The name of the game is to turn the tables over to the next customers ASAP.

James I think your friend is going to be okay. There was much more fanfare about Hooters than was ever warranted. She ought to make good money in tips. :)

[punkgrrrlie10]

Dressed the same in LA, which if they're gonna be nekked, they are going to be the most nekkid here.

[Shostie]

I remember once, when I was 13, going to a Hooters with my oldest brother and my dad. That's really not a good thing, I think, to take a boy going through puberty, insecure enough as it is, to a resturaunt full of scantily clad women.

I went once again with a friend, now that I've grown into a strapping young man. It was okay. Overly done up attractive women, mediocre food. Eh.

Incidentally enough, my friends and I had an idea to create a female version of Hooters, and call it "Cocks." Muscular men in tight pants serving women chicken wi... or? What do women like to eat, anyway? But I think someone else beat us to the punch.

[Emu]

You just sealed your fate, young man.

[Gurlugon]

first post

Oh, you! :lol

[Terra]

I forgot to add that wearing the stockings is a health issue. When the shorts are that short, you have to have a barrier between your skin and the customer. The same holds true for places that don't allow strip clubs in certain areas of the city. It's the "Keep the Pussy off the Counter" health code or at least to maintain a barrier between your skin and the customer's...(whatever - hand, etc.).

[punkgrrrlie10]

I remember once, when I was 13, going to a Hooters with my oldest brother and my dad. That's really not a good thing, I think, to take a boy going through puberty, insecure enough as it is, to a resturaunt full of scantily clad women.

I went once again with a friend, now that I've grown into a strapping young man. It was okay. Overly done up attractive women, mediocre food. Eh.

Incidentally enough, my friends and I had an idea to create a female version of Hooters, and call it "Cocks." Muscular men in tight pants serving women chicken wi... or? What do women like to eat, anyway? But I think someone else beat us to the punch.

Wasn't that a net cartoon about 2 YEARS AGO!!! Not a good start my friend.

[AChimp]

Because Barth told me to call you a little faggot.
Dodge my questions all you want, but I would be willing to bet money that this thread would have led up to another of your famous "I talk to this girl on Internet and now she's a whore so I'm depressed as fuck" threads if we had all said Hooters waitresses were sluts.

[Shostie]

Wasn't that a net cartoon about 2 YEARS AGO!!! Not a good start my friend.

Eh.



Wasn't that a net cartoon about 2 YEARS AGO!!!

Was it? That's weird. I didn't know my life's experiences were being converted into net cartoons.

[James]

Dodge my questions all you want, but I would be willing to bet money that this thread would have led up to another of your famous "I talk to this girl on Internet and now she's a whore so I'm depressed as fuck" threads if we had all said Hooters waitresses were sluts.

Well, I wasn't necessarily dodging your question. I just didn't quite understand what you were talking about, and I didn't think you were all that serious.

I don't think I'm getting myself into any situations, and I'm not overly worried. There are worse things she could be doing, but I was just curious was the place was like, because I never set foot in one. I care because she's been a friend of mine for over two years, she means a lot to me, and I want what's best for her.

[punkgrrrlie10]

What's best for her is to make that money son.

[AChimp]

Exactly. :(

I'm sure she's a big girl, James, and doesn't really need someone looking over her shoulder all the time.

[James]

Very true. I'm actually pretty OK with this whole thing. My greatest concern is that she has so much potential, that I hate to see her resort to using her body to make a living. But there could be much worse ways of her doing that, and I know this is far from being a permanent job.

I just didn't know Thing One about Hooters, so I was just curious what exactly goes on there. I'm allowed, dammit.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Even if she were stripping...she's gotta make that money.

[Jixby Phillips]

AT HOOTERS THE GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KISS EVERYBODY... EVEN THE MONSTERS, AND ONE TIME A MONSTER CAME IN AND KILLED A GIRL BY EATING HER!! :( IF YOU DON'T KISS EVEN MONSTERS YOU GET FIRED :(

[SMN]

Damn Straight Jixby :rock
Even Monsters.

[Helm]

James: What would you do if she decided that being a prostitute was a good way to make a living?

[AChimp]

Well, dammit, he would have crossed her name off of his list of girls to wank over with a BIG BLACK MARKER. >:

[da blob]

save some money ?

[James]

James: What would you do if she decided that being a prostitute was a good way to make a living?

Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.

I think you guys are reading too much into this for the sake of trying to find ways to insult me. I'm actualy quite happy that she has the job, and my concern is minimal. I just didn't know exactly what the place is like, having never been in one, so I was curious. As I said, I'm allowed.

So, this thread can pretty much just be about Hooters, without the need to find some sort of deeper meaning regarding me and the friend. Sorry to disappoint you. But don't worry, I'm sure soon enough I'll make a new thread in Loveline that will please you all.

[Matt Harty]

Shut up.


Anyways, to get the full hooters expierience I reccomend claiming it's your birthday.

[James]

Should I also tell them my name is Reginald?

[kellychaos]

OMG! A round of birthday blow-jobs for everyone! :)

[ziggytrix]

Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.


Now there's a moral superiority even Jesus couldn't touch!

[Shostie]

Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.

What about a hooker with a heart of gold?

[punkgrrrlie10]

especially since prostitute isn't as easily defined as some would think...i think a woman who marries for money is a prostitute, and what about prostitutes in like Nevada where it's legal..is it only the legality..or what if people are fucking and the man pays for everything, dinner, movies, etc...is the woman not getting things of value and returning sex???

[kellychaos]

I had the seks with a prostitute once and it was sooooooooo GOOD for her that she fell in love with me and rebuked her prostitutional ways ... except for a handful of times when we needed some extra money for the rent.

[Dr. V]

God I hate Hooters. It's all loud and you have to yell your order and all the girls do is squat down so you can look down their shirts so you'll give um a tip. I'll look, but that aint changing the fact that the sampler platter sucks.

[Karnage]

Never actually been there, but heard stories. My friend went there. He was the only one who actually ate the wings, as everyone else was checking out the girls. He said they don't really have revealing outfits. He also said the wings weren't that great. Also, I saw a little three year old with a sticked that said, "I Love Hooters". But that was nothing conmpared to his shirt. The shirt said:
My Mom's a Hooter's Girl.
Weird...

[The One and Only...]

I forgot to add that wearing the stockings is a health issue. When the shorts are that short, you have to have a barrier between your skin and the customer. The same holds true for places that don't allow strip clubs in certain areas of the city. It's the "Keep the Pussy off the Counter" health code or at least to maintain a barrier between your skin and the customer's...(whatever - hand, etc.).

Your state sucks. I've seen girls with shorter shorts than at Hooters in my highschool, and they aren't even required to wear panties. Although the girl who wears them so short is fond of thongs...

[Helm]

Go measure your dick.

[The One and Only...]

In due time.

[Matt Harty]

Every 10 on the hour.

[kellychaos]

Pussy health codes are indeed a necessity! :posh