I STINK

[Spastic Colon]

For some reason, this past month I've been smelling very awkward. Every morning when I wake up, I smell like piss and it can't be my sheets' fault because I wash them all the time. Not only that, but I also use product after product for the smell but they all wear off after only a few hours. SUGGESTIONS?!

[executioneer]

stop drinking your own urine

[da blob]

what do you eat ? also there are plenty of wonderfull diseases that would give you a distinct smell - tuberculosis for instance.

[Spastic Colon]

I eat whatever I can find: glass, rocks, backalley abortion amniotic fluids, etc. . .

(But seriously though, I'm not eating anything unusual from what I ate a year ago. But I am eating less. I've lost about forty pounds in the past year.)

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[Sam]

WASH YOUR PENIS OR VAGINA. >:

[Spastic Colon]

penis. . . 100% man. . .penis, that makes me a man. . . penis penis penis penis, etc. . . .

[Supafly345]

Raid your mother's medicine cabnet and eat everything inside. If you don't get immiediate results, then drink as much alcihol as you can then sleep for 72 hours. It never fails.

[SMN]

take a shower all the time, and change your undies.

[Dixie]

Try baby wipes.

[Terra]

Your turning into your moniker. Deal with it. Embrace it. Be one with it.

Seriously, it could have something to do with dietary changes, medical changes, hormonal and age (though I don't know how old you are). Plus weather changes too. It's a long road to investigate. Good luck to you.

[TBMonkey]

Watch out for your roommate.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

stop posting. that'll fix it.

[Alive]

Do you go to a laundramat or apartment laundry room? where i used to live everybody had kids under 3 years of age and i stopped washing my clothes there becuase of that exact thing "poo/pee" odors from the washers/and or dryers on my clothes. and sometimes it would smell like i was wearing a freakin diaper. change where you wash your clothes to see if that doesnt stop it, and allways smell the washer and dryer before putting anything in there....

(EDIT: that odor does absorb into your skin)

[Spastic Colon]

I think I'll just leave it alone for now and hope it goes away before it really fucks with my life.

[Dole]

You have this:

http://www.dictionarybarn.com/FISHODOUR-SYNDROME.php

Enjoy.

[Emu]

He could be one of those Innsmouth people. :eek :eek :eek

[executioneer]

omg yeah, did your mom have sex with Dagon :lol