Who's awake?

[punkgrrrlie10]

amuse me!!! :)

[Rev. Danno]

No...

[Gurlugon]

*powers up*

[Comrade Rocket]

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would sit there all day with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana, Eek eek."

I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A MONKEY."

the end

[punkgrrrlie10]

:lol2

[Jixby Phillips]

Comrade Rocket, you totally fucking suck.

[CastroMotorOil]

more like I totally suck



>:

[punkgrrrlie10]

I liked it. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

you're an idiot.

[thebiggameover]

*powers up*

:lol

[punkgrrrlie10]

An American Indian attack is imminent

[James]

http://cemail2.ce.ntu.edu.tw/photo/building/bld10bThe%20World%20Trade%20Center,%20New%20York.j pg

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

http://www.ece.utexas.edu/~mhamilto/sax9899/pictures/oldies.JPG

WITH MUSICAL GUEST, LIMP BIZKIT!

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/drill97/drill2pics/ports/ape.JPG

AND YOUR HOST, BERNIE MAC! HELLO EVERYONE WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT SO STICK AROUND AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK YA FEEL ME PLAYA YO WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE THIS AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE THIS I AM A COMEDIAN.

http://www.cse.ucsc.edu/~ejw/tatum/images/tatum-grammy-laughing.jpg

UH OH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE BROKE CHARACTER THAT'S ALWAYS FUN TO WATCH BUT THIS SKETCH WAS ABOUT DINOSAURS! :eek

http://www.microsoftkid.com/images/ajay%20with%20Dr%20Murli%20Manohar%20Joshi%205%20l aughing.JPG

IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH YOUR HOSTS JIMMY FALLON AND ARTIE THE STRONGEST MAN... IN THE WORLD! TOPICAL HUMOR BUSH SURE IS DUMB. :lol

http://www.franzosenbuschheritagesociety.org/images/Banjo%20playing%20150%20dpi%201.5%20in%20high%20Ds cn0700.jpg

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLL KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLL! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT NOW SOMEONE GET ME A PIE.

http://www.maison-de-stuff.net/john/pictures/mexican/SANY0033.jpg

HORATIO SANZ AND RACHEL DRATCH DO A SKETCH ABOUT ABORTION OH NO NBC HERE COMES THE HATE MAIL! :tear

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mark.harman/p16.jpg

HEY I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE SHOW TONIGHT NOW LET'S ALL HUG AND EAT BALLS!

:themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow

[Alive]

Im currently awake at 3:35 am because my city is under a 't-banger (thunderstorm) cats are freakin out, and its coming down in buckets out there.

[GADZOOKS]

One time I hired an elephant to take notes for me in class. I would sit there all day with my mind a complete blank while the elephant scribbled on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello my named is Peanut, usually it's fun being a elephant, but i have syphillus, oh woe as me."

I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A PACIDERM WITH AN STD!"

In memory of peanut

[Spectre X]

Ten reasons why Optimus Prime could fuck the X-Men up.


10- He has a huge fucking gun.
9- Gambit is a pussy.
8- He can run over people.
7- Mind controll doesn't work.
6- Magneto is not an X-man.
5- He's really really tall.
4- He's really really strong.
3- He can dodge like a motherfucker.
2- He's a tactical genius.
1- He's fucking PRIME!


One reason why Omega Supreme can kick the X-men's asses.

1- He can step on them.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I got up at 3:00 this morning and I'm really fucking sleepy and I have no one to talk to and I"m lonely and I'm bored and ...and....I need some more coffee....

:(

[Spooky]

i wake up and the thunder and lighting was all loud and it was just nice out fuck michigan weather, so anyways then three hours later my alarm goes off for my girlfriend to go to work and she doesnt get up so i get her up and slept until she was ready and then ended up staying awake even though i work from 5pm-11pm (potbelly's on michigan avenue just a mile east of telegraph, for those of you in the area)and work sucks so im going to keep watching dawsons creek now peace >:

[Matt Harty]

I woke up at 5:00 due to a thunderstorm.

[slain]

Yah mighigan thunderstorms are harsh, night was as bright as day and my dog was going to have a heart attack.. i just ordered some of those 5 dollar pizzas heh >:

[Emu]

The Michigan storm got over us in Illinois about 6 am :( it suckd

[Esuohlim]

I didn't hear the storm at all :eek

[Dole]

Q tip time for Terrance

[James]

Ten reasons why Optimus Prime could fuck the X-Men up.

9- Gambit is a pussy.


>:

[executioneer]

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