You evil bastards!

[TheX]

first post...had to say something to get your attention.

Sup?

[ItalianStereotype]

and you did it in one of the worst ways possible.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Indeed.

[TheX]

Am I grounded now?

Seriously, the i-mokery hate pages are comic genius. I had to drop by and thank you for a great laugh.

[GnrySgtHartman]

:)

[unclehobart]

Even I knew that... jeez. I've been skulking about for 3 weeks and am still hiding in the shadows. I can't let these insane teens pick me out for MOCKERY! ... My poor heart can't take it. *sob* *sniff* *wipes away a mock tear*

[TheX]

I love being singled out to be picked on...Especially by people that take me seriously (why would anyone EVER take me seriously?). I posted links to this place at my boards -->link<-- (http://www.netwerkin.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=18&t=001838) cuz we all need comic relief, and for some of us we need to get the hell over ourselves.

[Captain Robo]

I PERSONALLY LIKE YOU GUYS BECAUSE YOU GET BASHED INSTEAD OF ME :) :)

IF RONGI INSULTS YOU, REMEMBER THAT HE IS ILLITERATE AND HAS TO HAVE HIS MOMMY TYPE HIS INSULTS.

[GnrySgtHartman]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[n0skillz gamer]

LOL

[ItalianStereotype]

its not like enough of you stupid fucks havent flooded the boards already :rolleyes

[Carnivore]

Aside from Italian Stereotype and myself, there is only one poster in this thread who might actually be welcome here eventually, and it's the friggin' newbie :lol

The rest of you should seriously consider if it's the right time to cut loose from the mortal coil :|

[Rongi]

I PERSONALLY LIKE YOU GUYS BECAUSE YOU GET BASHED INSTEAD OF ME :) :)

IF RONGI INSULTS YOU, REMEMBER THAT HE IS ILLITERATE AND HAS TO HAVE HIS MOMMY TYPE HIS INSULTS.

ROBO IS SO COOL :rolleyes

[FartinMowler]

Robo and Rongi :conspiracy

[Carnivore]

Dear God, no! It's a fuckwad conspiracy! :eek

[Rongi]

Fartin, as much as you want to see me get it on with Robo, no.

[kellychaos]

Aside from Italian Stereotype and myself, there is only one poster in this thread who might actually be welcome here eventually, and it's the friggin' newbie :lol

|

<applause, applause> Oh thank you ... thank you very much! :)

[Malevolent]

I was referring to TheX. You can go die a slow, painful death.

[kellychaos]

That quote was from Carnivore ... or are you one of those multiple persona people? Can't get enough attention with one persona?

[Malevolent]

You haven't been here long enough to know.

[kellychaos]

In other words, I guessed correctly and that IS the case ... whateva <sigh> :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

The 'girl' Carnivore logs in as Malevolent.


Everyone here knows that. :rolleyes

[Malevolent]

Please don't share our deep, dark secrets with the newbies, dumbasses, and combinations of the two, Chojy Bear :love

[n0skillz gamer]

IM A DUMASS N00B! I SHOULD GO SHOOT MYSELF!

[ItalianStereotype]

indeed you should shoot yourself. i wish more noobs would realize that is the only recourse. i dont understand why you continue to post here when you are most obviously universally hated and, to put it tactfully, about as funny or interesting as a pile of dog shit that someone stepped in. you seem to think that if you can just stick it out, you will be accepted, loved, and exalted, well there is no light at the end of the tunnel for you and you have brought it upon yourselves. so why even bother?

[CaptainBubba]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to remind you all that Pine-sol is America's #1 household cleaner and with good reason too!

http://www.pinesol.com/images/advgrease_diane.jpg

You know grease messes happen. Now with Advanced Grease Formula Pine-Sol®, you have the best way to get rid of them!

[ItalianStereotype]

you, my friend (dont take it literally), are a noob of the most pathetic variety :/

[Malevolent]

Verily, there is nothing more pathetic than perpetual newbiosity.

[CaptainBubba]

my friend

I'm your friend!!!!!!! YAY!!!!! I'm so glad that you like me!!! I've been waiting for you guys to like me for so long! o boy! Can I always and forever be your best buddy?

[Malevolent]

Thank you for so beautifully illustrating my point.

Some people will never get it.

[CaptainBubba]

Some people will never get it.

That is SO ironic.

[Malevolent]

It's actually not. I'm very well aware that you're intentionally acting like an absolute moron. I very much get your little gag. Problem is, it's not even remotely funny to anyone with an even mildly sophisticated sense of humor. You're just an idiot laughing at yourself.

[CaptainBubba]

And laughing I am. :lol

but I couldn't do it without your assistance. Thanks friend :)

edit: My response to Italian wasn't intended to be funny. Just pointing out how stupid the note to not take "friend" litterally was.

[ItalianStereotype]

no, it was quite necessary. youre type are just searching for an excuse to stay and if you are stupid enough to believe that anybody on these boards could ever possibly like you, you would probably consider that a good enough reason.

[n0skillz gamer]

I dont expect to be liked. I just like posting shit so that ya'll make fun of me. But now all your humor is getting kind of old do to the fact that none of it is original. All you say is shit like "ooh n00b suxors!" Well, if you didnt know ya fucking morons, everybody is new at some point. Not that I actually care if you make fun of me and the other n00bs, I find it rather amusing. But if your gonna do it, get some original shit and get over yourselves.

[CaptainBubba]

Actually Burbank, Jamesman, Les Waste, Jixby, Chojin, and Whoreable are all very funny when they are insulting people, and are funny when they aren't as well.

Italian contributes to political disscusion, so I get why hes here, but he isn't funny and posts like what hes posted here are a waste.

But as far as carnivore goes, I really don't see why hes still here. I know hes been here forever, but he never seems to post anything worth reading, nor anything humorous. All he does is bitch and moan.

And sometimes make hilariously (in an unintentional way) juvenille threats at people. Hes unbelievably close to the people that ask for your adress so they can "come over there and beat the shit out of you".

[ItalianStereotype]

you have done absolutely nothing to warrant such treatment. only people who show some promise get that.

i really doubt that anybody shows up wanting to be abused. i think you came here, found your own skills lacking, and are now trying to cover your own ass.

[FartinMowler]

ItalianStereotype isn't witty,Shit without wit, now will push the submit.

[ItalianStereotype]

your record speaks for your credibility.


fag.

[n0skillz gamer]

We should all gang bang ItalianStereotype. Rip his head off and Ill wack off with his vocal cord why the rest of you shove his spine up your ass. That would be fun.

[jailbaitmonger]

No.

[n0skillz gamer]

FINE THEN MORE FOR ME! >:

[FartinMowler]

I could almost hear the tail curl under your ass.

[Slinky Ferret]

I sense alot of sexual tension in this room...

Lets get a few things straight shall we?

FartinMowler - I am yet to see you post something of interest.

CaptainBubba - as above

n0skillz gamer - you are trying too hard

Now I know this forum is all about mockery but there is a time when jokes and sarcasm go too far. I'm tired of seeing people getting shitty with everyone else and "noobs" or whatever you call them writing posts with a few words on absolutely nothing.

I know not everyone is going to always agree about things but what is the point in intentionally posting on these boards in an attempt to agravate people?

I am not perfect. I am human, British, female. Blame what you like. But for fucks sake. We may not have the Internet in a few months/years time because of what is happening right now. So why don't you make what you write of interesting, intelligent and meaningful discussion instead of slagging each other off and trying to start a barrage of insults?

Have a think of all the millions of people who have no access to a computer, let alone the internet and i-mockery. Remove your head from your arse and start being a civilised human being.

Most of the people on this board have something good to say. There are those who will post silly things and thats fine. But I hate the fact that alot of the posts I click on is some lamer trying to start an arguement. Please grow the fuck up.

[MaskedMonk]

*clap clap clap clap*

[n0skillz gamer]

w00t w00t

Im not really trying hard, everybody always says that >: If somebody could explain to me why that is i would appreciate it. And I agree that some people should layoff a bit. In some threads arguments are meant to happen and shit, but when the same ppl are pissin everybody off in ever damn thread, it gets kinda old.

[ItalianStereotype]

soooooo why cant you take a hint?

now stop hitting on me as i am enjoying my ihop stuffed french toast :yum

[Malevolent]

I am so thoroughly interested in a complete assclown's assessment of my value to these forums. Guess what, Bubba! On these forums, the majority rules and the majority says... I rule!

There's nothing wrong with being a newbie. It's being a perpetual newbie, a person that never learns, that's a problem. It's abundantly clear that some people will never contribute anything worthwhile.

And for the record, I have never made a physical threat against anybody over the Internet. The only threats I make are threats of verbal assault. Only an idiot would interpret my threats as anything else, you being a case in point.

[FartinMowler]

I think I understand why people leave and come back after a month. It takes funny people to play against to have a good time. I can be angry and insulting but thats not very fun. I don't think that Slinky Ferret has paid very much attention to members like me that have tried to add some levity to this site. thankyou and fuck you very much.

[slavemason]

I am so thoroughly interested in a complete assclown's assessment of my value to these forums. Guess what, Bubba! On these forums, the majority rules and the majority says... I rule!
Majority rules is for mall-gathering gap geeks. God bless the top ten so that I will know what is good, and God bless Malevolent for informing me of which direction to point my finger. :fu

[soundtest]

:lol :love

Seriously though... if some of you 'vets' are so against n00bs being here and think the majority want it that way, why not ask -RoG- for a special (password protected?) vets or I-Mockery EXPERT forum? All I ever hear on here is how n00bs are ruining this board and there's nothing worth reading and blah blah blah... why not have your own private board where I'm sure EVERYTHING will be absolute GOLD?

[whoreable]

I dont think you understand. it is not the "n00bs" that are hated here. it is the stupid fuckin morons. if you take a look you will see even some people that have been here a while a hated. It just happens to be that these "n00bs" are some of the biggest retards on these forums.
________
LovelyWendie99 (http://www.lovelywendie99.com/)

[CaptainBubba]

This is a simple request from slinky ferret and it was very well put, and I think we should honor it:

please let this thread die.

[FartinMowler]

Slinky Ferret this isn't a fucking coke commercial with us all holding hands and singing "We all live in harmony" so don't ruin what you don't understand ok. I'm sure there is some Hello Kitty site that would be more your speed.

[Rongi]

Fartin, you make it sound like you've been accepted here :/.

[Captain Robo]

RONGI MADE A FUNNY :lol

[Slinky Ferret]

I think I understand why people leave and come back after a month. It takes funny people to play against to have a good time. I can be angry and insulting but thats not very fun. I don't think that Slinky Ferret has paid very much attention to members like me that have tried to add some levity to this site. thankyou and fuck you very much.

Maybe I haven't read all your posts but the ones I have read are all along the same lines. I'm sure you may have written something interesting. What I am saying is almost every thread I click on that has your name in it seems to have the same repetative theme.

Have you noticed that you are the only one who is being shitty about my post? It proves that the other two have some sort of moral standards and can see my view point even if they don't agree. You seem to have blinkers on. Whats wrong with you? I'm just trying to ask you to be a bit less shitty thats all. Okay agreed you are going to be pissed off sometimes that is understandable. But all the time?

Life is not a coke comercial and neither is this website or messageboard. What it is however, is a meeting place of different cultures and minds. People have different view points and while I agree with freedom of speech I think that your should show some sort of attempt to be a bit kinder to people than you are.

There are people on here that have this down to an art - random jokey insults on here but are really funny on aim.

I can't be bothered to type anymore, but it proves that the other two are alot more easy going and laid back than you. Relax a bit and you may find that your posts are rewarded with comments that aren't insults...

[FartinMowler]

I will take your advice then and sit back and wait and watch to see if you can come up with anything funny or interesting. I just love pompass know-it-alls.

[ItalianStereotype]

"pompass?"

he isn't funny and posts like what hes posted here are a waste.

im afraid my talents would be a waste.....

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1142
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1065
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1044
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=864
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1190

dont think im funny? you havent seen me in action, probably because i havent deigned to talk to you on instant messenger. before you judge carnis worth on the boards, perhaps you should establish some yourself...

[Captain Robo]

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1724115.jpg

:(

[sadie]

:lol

and italian, i'm glad to see you satiated yourself. ;)

[Anonymous]

Soundtest, the idea was brought up before. Personally, I'd like to see it happen, but Rog doesn't. So 'oh well' on that.

There wasn't quite as much newbie bashing on the EZBoard because there'd be a few-days' interval between a newbie running off in tears and another shambling into the café and attempting to artfully zing a coin into the jukebox - Moments later, the theme to 'Never Ending Story' hits, and within minutes they too are packing for the exit with their fancy trousers drenched in vomit and wrapped around their head in an origami tulip.

But it's as if there were newbies living here before we moved in, and they've all formed factions. It's like the Nation Of Domination all over again, just with a few less black people. And so, the newbie beatdown is in full effect until either everyone is weeded out into 'gay' and 'marginally less gay' categories, or, uh...we learn to tolerate people or something, I guess.

[kellychaos]

OK ... so this jpg is in bad taste and perhaps overused but I REALLY think it applies here:

Self Edit :/

[glowbelly]

well, now you've done it. :(

[kellychaos]

well, now you've done it. :(

Done what? :( JPG wars? :/

[Anonymous]

You sealed your fate in the former category :(

[kellychaos]

That ones become a little cliche, huh? :(

[FartinMowler]

fancy trousers drenched in vomit and wrapped around their head in an origami tulip.

:confused

[Skulhedface]

Maybe I'll take a big ass handful of happy pills so I can be in the right frame of mind to understand what the hell that meant.