You want fries with that?

[kellychaos]

Thank you for coming to Kellychaos! May I take your order please?

[Carnivore]

Could I have a neverpostagainkillyourselfimmediatelyinahorrificma nnerthatwemayallseeyourmangledcorpseandcelebratefo rmonthsandmonthfinallyknowingthatweareridofyouatla st and a sextuple burger.

Ruined >:

[kellychaos]

And how would you like that cooked, sir?

[VolCanon]

I'd like the Hamburger, made of 100% Sawdust and cardboard.

[sports]

Yah, I want a Big Mac with no lettece, no...onions...and...I want the meal...and super size it--cause I said so.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Speaking of which...Does anyone else want to see Super Size Me?

[Spectre X]

I kinda like Kellychaos. :(


And everybody in this thread is a gay. Except for Carnivore and half of Kelly.

[Spastic Colon]

I want a donut-hole burger. And it had better look like a vigina, or else.

[James]

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

[Cap'n Crunch]

I kinda like Kellychaos. :(

:|

[kellychaos]

I want a donut-hole burger. And it had better look like a vigina, or else.

That cums with all our happy meals. Do you want the special sauce with that?

[Rongi]

I kinda like Kellychaos. :(

Anything that ever made you cool before is now canceled out for making such a statement.

[Lotida]

Green Eyed Monster is in this thread! :/

[Carnivore]

VolCanon, you are now on my shit list. I had this worthless thread effectively ruined and on its way to the bottom of the page when you replied and brought it back. You personify sucktitude and I hope you're stricken with some horrible malady. >:

[Spastic Colon]

That cums with all our happy meals. Do you want the special sauce with that?

That all depends. If by "happy meal" you mean "gas can" and by "special sauce" you mean "rock salt," then yes, we're in business. :)



why isn't this in the Food Forum!?

[Immortal Goat]

http://movies.go.com/images/movies/g/goodburger_1997.jpg
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your aweder?

[Dr. V]

http://movies.go.com/images/movies/g/goodburger_1997.jpg
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your aweder?
MMMM orange soda.

[eggyolk]

who loves orange soda

[Karnage]

I'll take the fried chicken meal, with a Mountain Dew. Or a Jolt cola. Drink with the highest caffiene/sugar level.

[Matt Harty]

SUP KARNAGE WANA SHARE FRIES

[da blob]

I'll take the fried chicken meal, with a Mountain Dew. Or a Jolt cola. Drink with the highest caffiene/sugar level.


another fat american kid on ritalin. sigh.

[Rez]

oh, a CYNIC :rolleyes

[The One and Only...]

I'd like a piece of ass.

And I want it to be white and tender. Dark meat is for desert.

[Matt Harty]

go measure your dick

[The One and Only...]

In due time.

[Emu]

How much longer is this going to go on? :/

[MrAdventure]

:badoomppsshhh

[Sajuuk]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/stfu.jpg

[MrAdventure]

:badoomppsshhh

[Jixby Phillips]

BULL SHTT,!!! LIES LIES AND MORE LIES. STAY AWAY FROM THIS THIEF. F minus

[kellychaos]

Thank you! Drive around, please. :)

[Carnivore]

Indeed. Please drive around. I have a sniper covering the pickup window. Would you like some death with that?

Imbeciles! >:

[kellychaos]

That would be our bullet-proof take-out window? Intelligence issues aside, would you to speak to our manager? He's very smart. He went to the UofK Burger School. :)

[Carnivore]

It matters not that your pickup window is bulletproof, the windows of your idiotic customers' cars are not!

Next time I ruin a retarded thread like this one, you dumb fuckers let it die!

[kellychaos]

Would you like a KellyCoupon, sir :) ?

[Carnivore]

No. I would like what I originally ordered, that being you neverpostagainkillyourselfimmediatelyinahorrificma nnerthatwemayallseeyourmangledcorpseandcelebratefo rmonthsandmonthfinallyknowingthatweareridofyouatla st and I would like to add youareahumanwastelandwhocontributesabsolutelynothi ngtothisboardanditisamiraclethatnaturalselectionha snotyetstruckyoudownriddingthegenepoolofyourfoulpr esenceandthisboardofyourjackassticpresence!

[kellychaos]

I believe that's on our "Dollar Menu". Can you hold, please?

[Lotida]

You keep throwing those softballs and Kelly keeps knocking them out of the park!! :lol

[sports]

Kelly is kicking carnivore's ass in this thread. Man...your cool Kelly. Now where the fuck is my food I ordered?

[Matt Harty]

you three have no respect >:

[sports]

you three have no respect >:

You talking to me?


P.S. Jessica Alba is soooo hot. That's the name of the girl in your avatar right?

[Matt Harty]

That won't win me over and yeah i'm talking to you >:

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/bud.gif

[sports]

That won't win me over and yeah i'm talking to you >:


She's very, very hot. ....damn is she hot in that pic. *bites bottom lip*


STFU...what did I do to piss you off?

[Matt Harty]

:suicide

[Sajuuk]

EDIT:NEVERMIND

[sports]

:suicide


:die

[Carnivore]

Oh, God help me! The jackasstic parasites whose existence is barely acknowledged think kelly is funny. How will I ever recover from the crushing blow of Lotida and sports throwing their endorsements kelly's way?

:wah

:rolleyes

Morons.

[Sajuuk]

:rolleyes Seriously.

[thebiggameover]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/bud.gif

neat. i need to find that full video...


oh yeah, can i get a large coke and a corn dog?

[Lotida]

Oh, God help me! The jackasstic parasites whose existence is barely acknowledged think kelly is funny. How will I ever recover from the crushing blow of Lotida and sports throwing their endorsements kelly's way?

:wah

:rolleyes

Morons.

You'll never win with lame comments like this! :(

[Jixby Phillips]

You'll never win with lame comments like this! :(

Wow, good one Lotida :rolleyes That was really impressive :rolleyes

[sports]

DAMNIT!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FOOD!!! *Looks down and see's food* My bad...my bad...keep the $20 Kelly.

[Sajuuk]

AREN'T YOU A RIOT!!

[Mike]

Carnivore. If it is this easy for Kelly to make you look like a tool, then maybe it's because you've been sucking. Did you think of that? You're little "I hate you and I could flail my arms at you and murder you all" gimick has been very entertaining before so I know it's painful to even consider this, but the truth this: you did not ruin this thread because YOU CAN'T.

[Carnivore]

McClain, would you control your bitches, please? They're speaking out of turn to their superiors.

You are right about one thing. I did not ruin this thread. It sucked monkey balls from its inception. All things suck flow forth from kelly.

[Matt Harty]

...mike wraps his lips around kellys shaft, he begins to roll his tounge around. mike softly hums as kelly shudders in satisfaction...

[Mike]

Pffft. One born every minute.

[kellychaos]

McClain, would you control your bitches, please? They're speaking out of turn to their superiors.

You are right about one thing. I did not ruin this thread. It sucked monkey balls from its inception. All things suck flow forth from kelly.

Thank you for helping extend my thread to three pages! Free KellyCones for you and yours the next time you come in, K?!

[Sajuuk]

KellyCones :o

[Lotida]

Wow, good one Lotida


I love you Jixby Phillips......I really do.......seriously! :love

[kellychaos]

Love him somewhere else. I've got a restaurant to run and there are cars waiting behind you waiting to order! >:

[Karnage]

Err... cancel my order. I'm not hungry.

[Jixby Phillips]

I love you Jixby Phillips......I really do.......seriously! :love

Aw gee thanks, you make me feel all warm and gooey inside :rolleyes

[Krythor]

CAN I GET A JOKE? :lol:

[Lotida]

Aw gee thanks, you make me feel all warm and gooey inside :rolleyes

We ALL know what that "gooey" feeling is don't we! :)

[sadie]

don't we is a gooey feeling?

[the_dudefather]

what kind of stew do you have today?

i love stew.

[Dole]

to avoid gooey feelings, don't wee in your pants.

[Mike]

Your wee is gooey? :/

[Dole]

I've been rather dehydrated.

[kellychaos]

No extra ketchup packets for anyone who pees their pants! >: