How do you tell if a girl likes you?

[Methuselah]

So what are the some obvious and not so obivous signs that a female likes you?

[Big McLargehuge]

she will spray you with urine to signal that she is ready to mate

[Rev. Danno]

Hmmmm... Sure fire ways you can tell are
1). She asks, "you don't mind that I have a boyfriend/girlfriend" even though you haven't even thought about the secks.
2.) she Jumps on you at the moment the words, "dude, I am so drunk" are uttered from your mouth.
3.) She asks if you want to sit on her lap to keep it warm...
Other then these... I'm pretty much clueless, and hit on everyone and hope at least 1% responds...

[CaptainBubba]

SUCK HER DICK.

IF SHE CUMS ON YOUR TITS YOU'VE GOT HER BAGGED.

[Alive]

She begins to run your life, witch isnt to bad since you dont have to keep track of everything as much (cleaning/appoitments/food ect..)

Oh, you mean at your age, she begins to run your life.... :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

I have a feeling no one here ever gets laid :(

[executioneer]

no WAY

[Big McLargehuge]

no, for reals

[Big Papa Goat]

Rape her. :lol

[CaptainBubba]

HEY GUYS. YALL DONT GET LAID. SHUTUP. ITS NOT FAIR. JUST SHUTUP JERKS. :lol

[Helm]

3.) She asks if you want to sit on her lap to keep it warm...

If any girl said that line to me I'd punch her in the face.

[Schimid]

Does this go along with the whole bi boyfriend thing? :lol

[MisSFiT]

she will spray you with urine to signal that she is ready to mate

Coming from a female, I would say that is the correct answer.