phrases you despise the most

[Geggy]

FAR OUT!
COOL BEANS!
GROOVY!

[Mockery]

i love "cool beans". same for "cool deal" and any of the other "cool" variations.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

"spread the word around"

[sspadowsky]

At the end of the day
Think outside the box
Proactive
"go ahead and...."

[mburbank]

No brainer
the bottom line is...
24/7
That's why I'm talkin' about

[sspadowsky]

I heard that
There you go
Works for me
Not bad for a Monday

:explode

[mesobe]

"Saddam Hussien has links to Al Quada"

"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction"

"I think our troops are welcome in Iraq"

[Schimid]

"Real quick"
"Uh-oh"
"mesobe"

[Dole]

There is a trend amongst London youngsters to say 'jokes' instead of 'funny', ie 'that TV show was jokes, mate'
-URGH, so fucking wrong!!

[sloth]

haha, bare jokes.

'in no way, shape or form'.

[DamnthatDavid]

"May I borrow a Piece of Paper." Like they going to give it back.

"I'm Rick James Biotch!"

"Heeeeeey! Whhhaaaaaat? Ooooookaaay!"

"Oh Snaps!"

[Rongi]

Oh snap rules you tool

[kellychaos]

happy camper

[Matt Harty]

"whats up?"

[SMN]

"Come back here, You didn't pay for that!"

[FartinMowler]

Get bent
rad
I'm gonna get my big brother to beat you up
Rongi Suck's (everybody say's it at work)
My girlfriend is a porn star

[goatwoodward]

"Free gift with purchase"
"eeyuh" (this is the sound native Vermonters make when they try to say "yes")
"Jiminy Crow"
"kickass"

I'm sure I've got more...

:edit: "Pa-Choo, Pa-Chooey Chum, Pa-Chooey Chum" my friends got it from some stupid anime & promptly killed it

[Rongi]

Fartin, I'd make a clever joke about how you work at the YMCA and how you are probably a pedophile, but you're not worth it

[Esuohlim]

There's nothing that pisses me off more (phrase-wise) than when people say "I flicked him off" instead of "I flipped him off".

[kellychaos]

Have you ever heard anyone substiture "flippin" for "fucking" ... or something similiar? It sounds ridiculous. If you're going to swear, then swear. If not, then don't. No substitutions please.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

"tipsy" >:

[Alive]

"Chief" like in "thanks chief"

[HickMan]

"May I borrow a Piece of Paper." Like they going to give it back.

"I'm Rick James Biotch!"

"Heeeeeey! Whhhaaaaaat? Ooooookaaay!"

"Oh Snaps!"

Racist pig

[Lotida]

I wanna be in a gang!

I promise to pull out! >:

[Comrade Rocket]

Not on my face

[Mr. Oysterhead]

"may or may not"

"dawg"

"what's crackin, cracka'"

[Sajuuk]

Any "catchphrase" from any Austin Powers movie.

[ArrowX]

any one who says "Dude you raped me!" outside of CS or any other game

"Gi-normous"
"Uber Cool"
"cunt lick" (seems like a compliment when directed towards a man)
'pwned" spelled andpronounced pwned
"Sup"
"shit ass"
'you have faggot hair"

[Anonymouse]

"Live like there is no tomorrow".

I fucking hate that. >:

[Supafly345]

Oh shit, I thought this said "Pharisees you despise most" and I was all ready to unload on Nicadeamus.

[sadie]

lol. a bible joke.

i hate it when people say "like i said" continuously without having already said whatever it is they're saying.

[DamnthatDavid]

Nicadeamus... I got confused, I thought you where talking about Nostradamus. :/

[Rev. Danno]

"and what not..."
"and all that..."
ROCK ON!
Keep on TRUCKING!
Right on!
Dude!

I say most of those, and I hate it.
Wreck does a wicked rad impersonation of me meeting one of his friends Japaneese roomates, and in this imperonation he uses most of those phrases, and a "so... do you do anal", just to make me sound like a creep.

[Schimid]

"That's just wrong." >:

Anything with "Special" in it with the allusion to retards. >:

[Dole]

Anyone who can only insult people by saying 'gay' or 'fag' or 'retard' because that is the only thing their rubbish, tawdry, tedious little imaginations can come up with.

[Rongi]

I hate it when people say "You're weird" and the person gets offended and then the other person says "I meant it as a compliment :)!" or instead of getting insulted they say thank you >:

[huond]

"This evening"


not that its annoying phrase unto itself, its when my fucking annoying cunt coworker refers to 2 in the afternoon as "this evening." >:>:>:>:

[MikeSoAwesome]

"Expect the unexpected"
"Achtung!" (Translation from german "Attention" I hear that all too much.
"can't we all just get along"

All of these NEED NO EXPLAINATION - if you do GET HELP FAST!

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One
Can't Fuck With The MSA.

[ArrowX]

And who the hell might you be? I diddn't see youre 'Hi I'm New' thread? :rolleyes

[Rongi]

I want to murder you, ArrowX.

[MikeSoAwesome]

And who the hell might you be? I diddn't see youre 'Hi I'm New' thread? :rolleyes

People who "think" they are "special" create those, myself however "know" I'm better than that and therefore need no introduction.
WHAT THE FUCK is up with arrow anyway I've only made like 5 fucking posts and Arrow's allready bitched about 2 of them, did I offend you allready? NO BAD!

Can't Fuck With The MSA.

[Matt Harty]

ARROWX IS THE BIG MAN AROUND HERE MIKESOAWESOME DONT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT >:

[Schimid]

I hate it when people say "You're weird" and the person gets offended and then the other person says "I meant it as a compliment :)!" or instead of getting insulted they say thank you >:

Fuck yeah. >:

[executioneer]

i hate when I call someone (or someTHING omg) gay and someone responds iwth "YOU KNWO THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS OFTEN A SIDE OF HIDDEN HOMOSEXUAL TENDECYS ;)" >: that is sooo original fags

[Jixby Phillips]

"GET HELP FAST"

[the_dudefather]

"you should get out more"
(i hear it too much these days)

"same difference"

"yoink!"

"how do you like those apples!"
(after 'far cry' i dont want to hear it again, every other enemy shouts it)

[Tropical]

"Nuff Said"

[kellychaos]

After a really good movie, I hate the phrase "The End" because I don't want it to end ... Plus it's kind of redundant. If you're the only one in the theater and they're turning the lights off, then obviously it's the end of the movie. :rolleyes

[MikeSoAwesome]

ARROWX IS THE BIG MAN AROUND HERE MIKESOAWESOME DONT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT >:

I could care less who he is, if he has a problem with me come straight out with it otherwise "Blow it out your ass" you cock-sucker(another one of those phrases). Just goes to show you about Canadians dumb as a box of rocks, so dumb they take the attenetion away from the Irish.

Can't Fuck With The MSA.

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

[kellychaos]

Unh ... mikesoawesome ... unh-unh ... mikesoawesome ... He's like a dog in heat, a freak without warning.

[Matt Harty]

ARROWX IS THE BIG MAN AROUND HERE MIKESOAWESOME DONT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT >:

I could care less who he is, if he has a problem with me come straight out with it otherwise "Blow it out your ass" you cock-sucker(another one of those phrases). Just goes to show you about Canadians dumb as a box of rocks, so dumb they take the attenetion away from the Irish.

Can't Fuck With The MSA.

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

DO YOU WANT ENEMIES MIKESOAWESOME BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOUR ASKING FOR WITH THIS ATTITUDE NOBODY ATTACKS THE BIG MAN

[Drew Katsikas]

Mike So Awesome is so Awesome!

Can't fuck with him.

[Anonymous]

Things that nerds say because they heard it on Doug:

"That's just wrong."
"Errrr...YEAAAAAHH..."
"Okay, that scares me..." (Or, "That's just SCARY.")

Things that nerds say because they heard it from a friend they think is cool:

"Jesus Christ!" "Yeeesss?"
"Foolish mortal!"

People who use slang that the internet made popular (with the notable exception of LOL):

"teh"
"pwned"
"roxorz"

Things that I get a lot:

"You must be really secure in your masculinity!"
"Oh god! Where did you get that wallet?" (It's no worse or different than the other things I wear)

I realize I can expect to get shit like that on account of dressing the way I do, but at least have the decency to call me a fag or something.

[Schimid]

Rongi and Chojin pretty much nailed it for me. :(

[Anonymous]

People think you're secure in your masculinity when you wear pink pants?

IT'S LIKE, NO BITCH >:

To expand on Rongi's, I hate pretty much anyone that pretends a negative comment is a positive one. The worst offender of this are the fucking hosebag slores that take being called a bitch a compliment. And they usually have a keychain that says something cliche like 'Don't disturb the BITCH' or 'Don't Piss Me Off - I'm PMSing and I have a GUN!' or anything else they buy at Spencer's during the purchase of the HILARIOUS greeting card they got for their equally bitchy friend.

[Schimid]

I hate pretty much any type of sexual innuendo, if that counts for anything. Usually people that use it laugh at it.

That goes for shirts that say things like "Don't Touch My Nuts" with a picture of a squirell or "My Monkey Is Huge" with a picture of a gorilla.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I just want to be friends
the word "issues"
any "politically correct" phrase.....

[Cap'n Crunch]

I hate it when people say, "YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT." Or when someone copies off of someone, "OH MY GOD YOU BITERS." And faggot nerds in my Math class repeat unfunny Simpsons quotes. :(

[8ullfrog]

"no"
any matrix quote whatsoever.
"cuss" makes me want to hurt the person who says it.
there are others.

[Matt Harty]

"You need to calm down"

[Geggy]

'i was just kidding' when i already knew they were kidding.
'do you think you're special?'
'a wise man once said...'
'to quote (insert name)...'

i also hate it when people say 'SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!' on new year's eve.

i regret making up the word 'confuzzled' now that a lot of people are saying it instead of 'confused'.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

"if i was given a penny everytime someone said..."
>:

"that's craazzy~"
>: >: >:

[ArrowX]

Just goes to show you about Canadians dumb as a box of rocks, so dumb they take the attenetion away from the Irish.

Can't Fuck With The MSA.

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One


Pullin the race card you fuck face! Think I represent my whole country? Huh now you have a problem Im gonna go blow up another one of your large buildings just because I don't know enought about your nation so i'll just say youre all dumb. And i can saely say that lots of Americans are dumb. I have one example. A canadian in California Was answering wuestions about the stanley cup and a woman came up and asked him for coffe because she thought the stanley was a coffe machine!!!

Shut up and go start WWIII

[ArrowX]

Fuck face

MIKESONOTAWESOMEMIKESORACISTBIGGOTMIKESORAPEMEXICA NORPHANSMIKESOAWESOMEISBUBSY

[Dr. V]

"I'm all..." pronounced I'moll
"Wull" instead of well
"What's the matter"

[Big Papa Goat]

"thats twisted"
And people who point out that fag is what the english call cigarettes. Especially when they say 'I'm not a cigarette' after you call them a faggot >:

[Esuohlim]

"Oops, haha just kidding" when someone says something stupid or obvious. Like "Have you seen my book?" "You're holding it in your hand." "Oh. Just kidding." >:

Generic comebacks such as "Stop describing your own sick fantasies" or "Look who's talking." >:

[jin]

I hate people who say "like" every three seconds. >:

[Anonymous]

Generic comebacks such as "Stop describing your own sick fantasies" or "Look who's talking." >:
Haha. I'm still friends with one guy in school who'd always say "Uhhh...No, that's you." And then we'd all pretend to be completely blown away by it.

[Comrade Rocket]

People who use "Cum" instead of "Come" i want to punch them in the face.

Expecially when girls who think that they are dead sexy use it.

[Esuohlim]

That one actually bothers me too a little, but I can't get too mad at it because it's written out like that almost 100% of the time. What really pisses me off about it, though, is when someone tries to "correct" me when I write it "come". That's when I get "mad".

">:"

[MikeSoAwesome]

I find it mind-blowing that I haven't posted a damn thing in four days and am still getting flamed. And why does an Egomaniac like myself have to be the mature one around here. The me it sounds like ArrowX posts while stuck in rush hour traffic. Road Rage(Rash) anyone? Finally, I am not playing the race card, stop listen to Al Sharpton, you have to recognize certain behaviors Germans, Russians and the Irish are prown to drinking the Canadians are known for being incredibly dumb, an example of this your countries languages are French and English, French being the main language why is the British Queen on your money, if even the English are not represented by the morarchy? Stop claiming "race card" whenever someone says something you find offensive all this does is add fuel to the fire.

Phases I despise eh? Any slang term that uses the word "Nigga"
product slogans that rhyme.
salesmen that rhyme, and tell corny jokes
Ex. someone once said "You're name is Max, and you pay no tax."

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

I you think you can beat me pick an arena.

[Matt Harty]

:lol are you related to kellychaos you seem to ramble

[Esuohlim]

MikeSoAwesome, are you Mad Max?

[Skulhedface]

YOU SO CRAZY

[camacazio]

I'm getting angry because I'm realize how much a lot of my idiot friends use just about all those phrases and that's why lately I've been hating them.

[Esuohlim]

I also hate it when the phrase "OMGWTFBBQ" is used on the Internet because whenever someone says it I always feel like they think that they're being original even though they know that they got it from somewhere. >:

[Matt Harty]

That stuff was only funny in games anyway.

[Dr. V]

Rog says ROFLMAO all the time.

[the_dudefather]

any phrase from 'bo' selecta' really pisses me off. especially when the person saying it thinks its the funniest thing ever created

"cha' mone muthafucka!"

[Dole]

I did see a big issue seller doing absolutely perfect bo selecta impressions. Had to let him off, nice to see the homeless keeping up with popular culture.

[Grandpa Jones]

"You never come down for holidays."

"You're not supposed to be drinking."

"Calm down grandpa."

[the_dudefather]

I did see a big issue seller doing absolutely perfect bo selecta impressions. Had to let him off, nice to see the homeless keeping up with popular culture.

a big issue seller in the local city centre SINGS all the fucking time. imagine one of those pop-idol rejects trying to sell you a crappy magazine all day.

another big-issue salesman was openly vomiting in the street one day. now my respect for the magazine goes down a BIT more

[Dole]

haha...bless em. I saw a big issue seller almost completely passed out but still standing, holding out his issue whist his head was totally horizontal and his eyes were back in his head. I said 'great sales pitch' as I walked past. Somehow I dont think he noticed.

[executioneer]

i hate when people say "MY BAD" >:

[sadie]

what if they say, "omg, after i doused myself with lighter fluid, i forgot to strike a match. . . my bad"?

[Dr. V]

I hate it when people call their girlfriend Boo or Bu or whatever.

[Geggy]

i had a girlfriend whom i called boo. it was a thing that came to mind when i fist saw her. like, she was boo-bangin'.

and umm...yeah i take back what i said in the first post. i like saying COOL BEANS! in sarcastic tones whenever i'm totally indifferent to the information that was given to me. like for instance...

'did you know that jesus was a stoner...'
'COOL BEANS!'

'the big boss is coming up so look busy...'
'COOL BEANS!'

'someone had hacked into i-mockery and destroyed everything that was in it...'
'COOL BEANS!'

[huond]

"DAD GUMMET!" >:>:

"DUMB BUTT!" >:>:



both of these realized in one sentence from a co-worker today >:>:

[Zomboid]

I can't stand it when people say "Real" and then whatever word(s) they're using improperly. A couple examples are shit like "Real purple truck!" and "Real anorexic!". I heard both of those and like 30 more last week. It's still incredibly annoying. I'm pretty sure it's just a local indian thing though.

I don't think I need to even go into detail on how annoying people trying to be "black" is :(

[GADZOOKS]

I hate when people use "******" as a deragatory

[MikeSoAwesome]

When somone responds "I'm good" to a "what's up type of question"
Also people who answer a phone with "Talk to me" (these people make me sound pleasant)

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

[Lotida]

Am I right guys...... >: