Are you a virgin?

[Sajuuk]

Are you?

[Big McLargehuge]

this is i-mockery :rolleyes

[Sajuuk]

Just vote. :rolleyes

[sadie]

polls suck.

[Matt Harty]

No.

[Esuohlim]

I honestly don't know. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Shit, people actually voted for that?

[Schimid]

Dude, I really don't. :(

[Alive]

C'mon. somebody chime in with the "there's nothing wrong with being a virgin" speech allready (*cough, witch there is *cough) :lol

[Matt Harty]

I know one girl who wants to wait until she's married to have sex. She also happens to be the hottest thing on the planet so it's kinda bittersweet. Any of the other hot girls have already been fucked by 5 different guys so I lose interest in them. It's good to have a few pure ones to look at :/

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Where's Achimp when we need him? :lol :/

[AChimp]

:lol HI GUYS

[Perndog]

Matt:

I don't know if it'll be the same for you, but I eventually stopped caring about girls' sexual history at all. If she's got the right combination of personality and appearance, even a girl who was the easiest lay in her high school can be more appealing (to me, and not just sexually) than the dozens of "pure" and attractive good girls we've got around here.

Or maybe it's my aversion to good Christians, because all of the virgins I meet nowadays are church girls. Hmm.

[Anonymous]

HA HA VIRRRGIN :lol ACHIMP WE'RE GOOD COLLEGE BUDDIES BUT I'M GONNA BRING YOU UP IN EVERY RELATIONSHIP THREAD JUST TO RIB YA :lol NOTHIN' TO DO WITH MY PENIS SIZE HERE :lol I'M AS YOU WOULD SAY 'GOOD TO GO' :lol YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? :lol I DON'T USUALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT AROUND GUYS IT'S KINDA WEIRD O_o

[Jixby Phillips]

C'mon. somebody chime in with the "there's nothing wrong with being a virgin" speech allready (*cough, witch there is *cough) :lol

oh fuck are you a SENIOR or something :eek

[sports]

I'm a virgin. (much to my dismay) >: .

[Helm]

Oh come on guys it's ok to be a virgin :lol

[Royal Tenenbaum]

"ACHIMP WE'RE GOOD COLLEGE BUDDIES"

We go to University. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol :lol :lol

[executioneer]

fuck you polls >:

[Rev. Danno]

Dude, It's ok to be a virgin... I am a Vivigin...
Hehehehehehehe

[GADZOOKS]

Second Question, if you are a virgin, have you been touched for the very first time?



THATS THE SONG THE SLUT MADONNA SANG, YOU ARENT FUNNY, SAJUUK

[Matt Harty]

Matt:

I don't know if it'll be the same for you, but I eventually stopped caring about girls' sexual history at all. If she's got the right combination of personality and appearance, even a girl who was the easiest lay in her high school can be more appealing (to me, and not just sexually) than the dozens of "pure" and attractive good girls we've got around here.




I dunno, you've got a point but i'm also very jealous, so if she's incredibly hot I have to worry about other guys being on her.

There's the whole thing with STD's and me being a hypochondriac too. :/

The sluttier girls can usually care less about you since they've got 100 guys to fall back on, so i'm not sure where personality can be a factor when you choose to go out with them.

[Perndog]

Because once they get past their teenage sex obsession, most of them learn to be more discriminating and have personalities definied by things other than their sexual habits, and it's not hard for the one worthwhile guy to stand out from the 100 faceless fuck buddies.

You're right that STDs are a problem, though. You never have to ask the virgins if they're clean or have been tested.

[Big McLargehuge]

I checked that i didn't know casue i wasn't sure if being in love with a girl who won't have you counts as losing your virginity :(

[nothing4buddha]

im a virgin and i dont want to have sex until marriage :/

[Dole]

we werent asking

[Dr. V]

I am a delicate virgin flower. Be gentile, it's my first time.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

:(

[Schimid]

I still don't know.

[Big McLargehuge]

I'll help you figure it out ;)

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm still a virgin. I swear to fucking allah that I could have lost it Friday but I just couldn't bring my self to fuck a friends girlfriend.

[The Retro Kat]

CHIVALROUS

[Skulhedface]

No.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I'm still a virgin. I swear to fucking allah that I could have lost it Friday but I just couldn't bring my self to fuck a friends girlfriend.

I could have. :(

[executioneer]

i still do hate the polls

[ProfessorCool]

Hey Willie!

[Mister Sarcastic]

I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW :rolleyes

[BlueOatmeal]

In a little update I am still a virgin thanks to Jack Daniels, Smirnoff Vodka, and a bad case a cold feet keeping my penis in a half-chub state. I don't know if this has happened to anyone else but godammit it sucked so godamn bad. It was not a good day in BlueOatmeal history.


:loser

[liquidstatik]

IM STILL A VIRGIN SHUT UP >:

[BlueOatmeal]

I guess I need to look at the bright side. I got to touch woman parts! :superhappydrunkfun

[Supafly345]

im a virgin and i dont want to have sex until marriage :/Yeah! Me too! Wanna have a trial marriage?

[Skulhedface]

Waiting for marriage to have sex ensures that it will be painful, dull and last only 5 minutes.

-Tip from your friend, Skulhedface

(PS This is not a suggestion to become sluts or he-whores :) )

[Comrade Rocket]

i havent been a virgin since freshman year

thats right.

[Matt Harty]

howd it happen details details :D :D :D

[Big McLargehuge]

I'd like to change my vote >:

[the[Hitman]]

howd it happen details details :D :D :D

im pretty sure it involved a boys change room and the highschool bully.

[Comrade Rocket]

How'd it happen?

I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW

no actually i was my girlfriend in my room who went crazy later and abused me :(

[maggiekarp]

He-whore kinda sounds like Eeyore. :|

[Crono]

I've never fucked before.

[eggyolk]

ppl say i will die a virgin whatever that means :(

[Sethomas]

It's been well over a year since I've slept with someone. Have I yet earned back my virginity? :/

[ArrowX]

I woke up in an empty bed once after a party. i was very drunk and woke up and was in my friends sisters bed..so i vote I don't know :()

[sadie]

i don't know = yes

[Captain Goodtimes]

It's a good thing you slept it off after being drunk, i meant partying is awesome, but its good to party responsibly, I know I sound like a square and all, but I lost someone very dear to my heart in a drunk driving accident

[ArrowX]

Yuour Cool-nes?

ARROWX'ED

[Captain Goodtimes]

There something i don't understand about what you just said!"

[FreakinStrange]

nobody understands what he says

[eggyolk]

that was freakin strange