Subservient Chicken!

[pjalne]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

He's like a camwhore, only he's a chicken and prerecorded.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

how many more times is this going to get posted?

[pjalne]

:(

[Matt Harty]

I still think it's fun :(

[Dole]

I asked it to consume its own genitals but it wouldn't.

[Mockery]

You'll have to excuse Pjalne. You see, he doesn't live here. He lives in a distant alien nation where they get news 5 years after the rest of us. :o

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh...sorry dude.

[Sajuuk]

I don't get it. Is it a bunch of pre-recorded stuff or is it really live?

[Esuohlim]

HELP I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN :lol

[Matt Harty]

I don't get it. Is it a bunch of pre-recorded stuff or is it really live?

:lol :lol

[Sajuuk]

I called it a camwhore and it wagged its finger at me. :(

[Esuohlim]

In real-time too, I bet

[Matt Harty]

It isn't live?

[Cap'n Crunch]

I TOLD HIM TO FLY AND HE DID JUMPING JACKS IN A CIRCLE. WHAT IS THIS SHIT. >:

[ArrowX]

I told it to rape a mexican orphan and it started themacarena :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

OH MAN YOU ARE FUNNY :lol

[bigtimecow]

i want his fort

tell him to buiild a fort

[pjalne]

You'll have to excuse Pjalne. You see, he doesn't live here. He lives in a distant alien nation where they get news 5 years after the rest of us. :o

What's Up by Four Non-Blondes rocketed to #1 on the Norwegian charts just last month :( Goodbye, Take That with Relight My Fire :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I told him to build a fort and he stood there for a few seconds, then tore the cushions from the sofa and built a fort. It fell when he tried to get inside of it. He then replaced the cushions...it was surreal.