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VolCanon
May 15th, 2004, 02:21 AM
Barring the "OMG UP UR ASS LOL" blather, can anybody suggest a place to meet girls? Recently I've come up a bit dry.
executioneer
May 15th, 2004, 02:27 AM
no

alternative, possibly funnier response: NOT ON THE INTERNET >:
Esuohlim
May 15th, 2004, 03:06 AM
ACE Hardware
Dole
May 15th, 2004, 04:35 AM
the isle of LESBOS
Spastic Colon
May 15th, 2004, 12:17 PM
your hand :) :)
AChimp
May 15th, 2004, 01:37 PM
LARDVILLE.
kellychaos
May 15th, 2004, 01:50 PM
Here's a link for you:

LINK (http://www.prisonerlife.com/links_prisons.cfm)

And the best part is that you know they aren't cheatin' on you!
Emu
May 15th, 2004, 02:24 PM
anyone know where i can find hot chix
kellychaos
May 17th, 2004, 04:08 PM
Can anyone suggest a good glory hole? that would be adequate for my means right about now. :(
Matt Harty
May 17th, 2004, 06:42 PM
GO TO THE MALL EVERYONE GOES TO THE MALL
Esuohlim
May 17th, 2004, 08:49 PM
Baskin Robbins
Spastic Colon
May 17th, 2004, 10:12 PM
a donut kiosk
executioneer
May 17th, 2004, 10:20 PM
chuck e cheeses
ArrowX
May 17th, 2004, 10:22 PM
Try Hell I bet theres may hot bitches there
Off-Topic Man
May 17th, 2004, 10:27 PM
last night i was running and this girl went by me on roller blades. she was my type (blonde and hot.) i would say a 7 out of 10. so she goes by me and smiles. a great smile. it lifted up my spirits considerably. usually in boston girls look at the ground when you go by them. this is maybe the most unfriendly place to live, next to hell. reason number 506,708 why i want to move to florida. i can best sum up the boston singles scene with a quote by quentin tarantino describing a man walking behind a woman on a city street

'Is this guy going to do something? What's going on here? They're feeling it. And guys feel it too. I feel it. And I'm like, Hey, I'm just walking down the street. I just happen to be going the same way. I'm walking behind this woman, and she's thinking I'm a rapist. And now I'm feeling guilty for being a rapist when I haven't fucking done anything. So now I'm feeling guilty and feeling a little angry because I'm minding my own business. Like, I'm sorry I'm walking behind you. And she's thinking, Why the fuck can't I just walk down the street? All of a sudden there's this tension and anger about nothing.'

so i continue on my way and finish my evening run. i lay on the grass to stretch out and behold, there she is again. she takes her blades off, and walks by me...another great smile and this time a 'hi.' i say 'hi hows it going?' now at this point i finished stretching, so i have no business being there. it was getting pretty dark and the girl had just started stretching.

i didn't have the balls to go over and say hi and introduce myself. i am kicking myself as we speak for not going over to her. let me just preface this with the fact that it was getting pitch black out and we were in a park. i felt really date rapey going over to her while she stretched. i mean, this wasn't exactly a swingers club.

i felt like the guy walking behind a woman on a city street.

i will right this wrong, somehow.
Emu
May 18th, 2004, 12:17 AM
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON TOPIC
executioneer
May 18th, 2004, 12:47 AM
off-topic man, more like out-of-character man :rolleyes
Sethomas
May 18th, 2004, 01:14 AM
My mother liked your avatar, Willy.

Well, at least she commented on it. :/
executioneer
May 18th, 2004, 01:35 AM
it's got a dick in it :(
Rev. Danno
May 18th, 2004, 02:45 AM
Can anyone suggest a good glory hole? that would be adequate for my means right about now. :(
By a drill, make your own where you go...
Seth, your mom like teh Cox!!!!1!!111!!!!! lol
kellychaos
May 18th, 2004, 03:46 PM
it's got a dick in it :(

His mother likes dick! ... hahahahahahhahahahahaha :/
Esuohlim
May 18th, 2004, 07:55 PM
Are you done pissing all over subtlety yet? >:
Helm
May 18th, 2004, 08:07 PM
I-mockery forums aren't the place for understated humour. Willie needs his own webcoming damn it >:
Off-Topic Man
May 18th, 2004, 10:05 PM
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON TOPIC

look what happened right after the recent post i made. :/

BOW DOWN TO ME FOR I AM THE OFF TOPIC MAN.
Dole
May 19th, 2004, 04:13 AM
"Willie needs his own webcoming damn it"
-is that a typo?? or a term for some virtual religious saviours entry into the world???
Terra
May 19th, 2004, 09:26 AM
Odd.

I was under the impression that it was misspelled. As in "willie needs his own webcumming damn it."
Dole
May 19th, 2004, 10:41 AM
ewww.....this thread is covered in Willie's webcum!
Sicktodeathmx
May 19th, 2004, 12:30 PM
Bars work well for meeting peoples
Cosmo Electrolux
May 19th, 2004, 02:41 PM
you don't want to get mixed up with anyone you meet in a bar...or a gym.....or a whore house...or a turkish bath....or a Jiffy-Lube.....or a Kum-n-Go....
kellychaos
May 19th, 2004, 03:43 PM
Who wants to go to the web-prom with me? I'll even buy the web-corsage and pay the web-limo rental.