I-Mock's 50 Most Awesomely Bad Posters!

[ProfessorCool]

50.
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The character of characters Bubsy. Based off the classic videogame character, his short time here left no subject taboo to him. Making the his senseless off-topic wit the talk of the board in the late winter of 2004. But his time was as short as the laughs he made, and he faded away when fartin mowler decided to give up on the character.

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COMEDIAN FRANK CALIENDO: You know, in the game, bubsy didnt talk so much, but when he came to the message boards, you came to miss those times when he didn't talk. HAHAH HAH! What, is there no laugh track in this thing?!?

[Spastic Colon]

Goddamn your lazy! Did you just get all the way down to fifty on a top 50 countdown and say "Eh, the rest speaks for itself"?


please don't put me on your list

[soundtest]

49.
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The one, the only: Wang. The name says it all. Although the Mock Wars and Questions & Suggestions boards were unsafe during his time here, Wang had a style unmatched to this day. Step on Wang's toes and watch out! If you were lucky, he'd let you off with a dismissal: 'i'm not a fag asshole'... but really get him angry? Expect one of these to follow: :fu

[Helm]

Shit, there's something going on in the Questions & Suggestions forum?

[MrAdventure]

why spasticiekejkj dont wprry because, in the event you are even seen (such as now), even then an ashen-faced man in a slate gray business suit wearing a gray tie and gray dress shoes and gray socks and a gray fedora with a pidgeon feather in it who was perhaps checking his watch to see how many minutes he had before going back to work at an accounting job in a cement mixing plant, that man there spasticicejkjrke would ultimately be far more interesting than you have ever once attempted to be and he would ultimately be ona list somehwere while yuo craft and weave webs of reverse psychological deceit so intricate and powerful that we believe you are indeed serious when you say you do not wish to be on the list described in this topic

good day you lacklustre lump

[Dr. V]

winter of 2004.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT!

And get Frank to do John Madden and Robin Williams please.

[ProfessorCool]

http://www.goonse.cx/uploads/2/big_head.jpg

48. Dr. Volshurawitz! His coined the term homo-bi-metrosexuality when he first came to the boards. Hitting the boards forawhile now, making a famous art shit post called "let me goo you" YUCK! He also doesn't know that in america, it's still winter in january, feburary, and parts of march, even though it's a new year. Oh what a card!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:l2a2l0LzQcMJ:www.indiantelevision.com/images5/drew1.jpg

COMEDIAN AND TV STAR DREW CAREY: Hmm, i wonder what he ment when he said "goo"...

[ProfessorCool]

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HISSSSSS SE-MEN!!!

[Mike]

This thread is very dissapointing.

[ProfessorCool]

Sorry Michael, but flattery won't get you on this list.

[AChimp]

Less heckling, more listing!

[Carnivore]

Seriously. Couldn't you do five at a time?

[sports]

This is a PITIFUL thread. P-I-T-I-F-U-L. .....

[Esuohlim]

47.
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Pee Wee Herman. This short-lived "member" never ceased to amaze everyone with his blatant stupidity and annoying behavior, but not in the funny actual Pee Wee Herman way. He is best known for posting almost 300 times in two days, with about 15% of them being "I know you are but what am I?".

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/CURTIS.jpg
COWBOY CURTIS (LAWRENCE FISHBURNE): That guy's a jerk. >:

[Helm]

At first when I saw this thread I thought "there's no way he can find 50 different sucky posters" but I quickly remembered that this is the mock and not just any message board :(

Other people have the odd troll per month, he get 5 hickmen per week.

[Command Prompt]

Here's My List:

50. WhiteObsession - What's with the name? Get off these boards and go burn some crosses hitler. 88 buddy or whatever they say :(

49. Notorious Lightning Yoshi - No comment

48. Johnyy Darko - The Ed Wood of posting here.

47. MEATMOM - What a character. :(

46. Max Burbank Jr - :rolleyes

45. BlackObsession - I think this one came first.

44. VolCanon - Yeesh. That guy's gonna get eaten alive in middle school.

43. Senior Tim Allen - As welcome here as the real Tim Allen.

42. SupaFlea543 - Only the BEST posters have random #'s at the end of thier names.

41. Anonymouse - I'd sue this guy for being so fucking lame but I can't because nicknames are "Intellectual Property" and therefore not subject to law. How fucking ironic that this guy owns intellectual property.

40. Dr. Nick Riviera - Oh lord.

39. Nonfagot - A HA HA NICE TRY BUDDY YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME

38. Kid Pubic vs... - Shows us all that free speech is unconstitutional

37. Spastic Colon - I couldn't think of anything clever to say so I won't say anything. Too bad he did the exact opposite. :(

36. Pee Wee Herman - Obviously not all elementary schools have a content filter that blocks this site.

35. sports - Jesus Christ :(

34. MEATMAN - Internet bad boy. Look out guys, he's gonna bust a CAPS LOCK on ya'll niggaz.

I'm sick of writing these. You all suck.

[Helm]

Go fuck your face, daisyhead.

[Command Prompt]

How about some dick?

[Helm]

I'm going to leave you be, in hopes of not gaying up this thread too much.

[Command Prompt]

Backing off so soon Nancy-boy? Congrats on turning over the new leaf.

[Helm]

Yeah your how about some dick retort devastated me. Nancy boy OMG liek, you're too cool a hardcore mocker for me. But if you still want to test your superior wit with a plebe like me go start a thread in mock wars or something and I'll be over to administer your treatment in a bit.

[bigtimecow]

SOME ONE TELL ME HOW GAY I AM

[camacazio]

#1 worst of all time: Pee Wee Herman. I still to this day wish I could kill that fuck.

Sports is a close second. I'm going to start a second campaign.

[Rongi]

46.

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Mike. Although Mike did inspire the comic entitled "MIKE", there is nothing truly redeeming about him. With such witty responses as "No, you're a fag" it is no wounder why Mike Lastnameunknown is number 46.

http://www.comedyconnectionboston.com/photos/shore.jpg
Pauly Shore: You suck worse than me

[ArrowX]

I'm at least in the top 10?

[GADZOOKS]

45.

http://www.onlineforums.biz/70x70avatars/other10.jpg

Dynamic Dustin M!

What can you say about him! If assholes could fly, his mom's vagina would be a fucking airport!!!

[Schimid]

I'm actually glad to see this thread not being as gay as I thought it might be.

[Dr. V]

it's still winter in january, feburary, and parts of march, even though it's a new year. Oh what a card!

Ah shit you got me. I didn't even think of that.
btw, Goo is a program ya yutz.

[Rez]

#1 worst of all time: Pee Wee Herman. I still to this day wish I could kill that fuck.

Sports is a close second. I'm going to start a second campaign.

i always rememebed you being a stupid pancake. youre unqualified.

[Mike]

With such witty responses as "No, you're a fag"

Oh really? When did I say that? Find one instance and link to it.

Sorry Michael, but flattery won't get you on this list.

Don't worry ProfessorCool, I don't have anything invested in this exciting little roster of winners.

[kahljorn]

Fags.

[kahljorn]

"48. Johnyy Darko - The Ed Wood of posting here. "

I just watched that movie, the one with Johnny Depp playing as Ed Wood. It was great.

[Jixby Phillips]

fag

[Rev. Danno]

I have a feeling Vinth is going to be in the top 10.
Common, I need more! I want to be on the list, and I have a feeling some people I know will be...

[BAPE]

[center:fdacd75adc]this post is a little negative but we are cynical bastards at heart so thats expected haha right guys i think we should make another thread though talking about 50 best vets newbs come and go it is no big deal[/center:fdacd75adc][sig2 jx version


[i]
i love bape rongi
bape rules jix
bape is the best i am serious choj
i would walk all the way to your house chojins house very far if bape was there schimid[/i>

[MrAdventure]

good work bape i really like that post youre headed up to the top of the dog pile you know maybe you should start the new thread show some initiative stick yuor neck out a bit im pretty sure you can handle it

[bigtimecow]

WHERE AM I>!>!

[Johnyy Darko]

Can you guys stop talking shit about me...

[Johnyy Darko]

I hate the movie donnie darko
and i did not get darko from donnie darko
in some of my dreams the things in them call me Johnny darko but they say johnny like johnyy and i started having that dream in 1997

[Esuohlim]

Well I was going to stop, but now I'm just enraged >:

[sports]

I hate the movie donnie darko


You atleast like the music and/or score to the film right?

[Johnyy Darko]

i like the music

[sports]

i like the music


The score was very good...but those songs from the 80's (and who can't forget Gary Jules version of ''MAD WORLD'' Excellent) were....exc

[Esuohlim]

If you two keep fagging around, we'll put you in your place. >:

Which will be numbers 16 and 13 respectively. >:

[sports]

If you two keep fagging around, we'll put you in your place.




You don't scare me jack-o. Unless your a mod or an admin.

[Esuohlim]

I'm Administrator Esuohlim. Didn't Bape show you the ropes? >:

[sports]

I'm Administrator Esuohlim.

Then where does it say that under your name?

Didn't Bape show you the ropes?

Sadly he didn't, why you ask?

[ArrowX]

I'm the 10th worst poster because I don't go away :)

[executioneer]

Can you guys stop talking shit about me...

sure thing just stop sucking ok

[sports]

sure thing just stop sucking ok


lol.

[Schimid]

Sports is climbing the list at a frightening rate :eek

[Dr. V]

Sports is climbing the list at a frightening rate :eek

I've only read a few of his posts and I allready hate him.

[kahljorn]

Can we have a list about me, and my 50 best and worst qualities. Thanks.

[BAPE]

sports let me tell you a story first impressions last a lifetime and i will tell you this you made a bad impression you dont even know who the hell Esuohlim is and now you are making me look bad so it is personal let me give you a little bit of advice start a new account with a new name because you have failed even better just go far away if not i will see you in mock wars when[center:1e4f26261d][/center:1e4f26261d]
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[HickMan]

THANKS FOR NOT MENTIONING ME.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

if i see bape in this list i am nuking George washington bridge

[sports]

If I took this board seriously (I really can't, with all the cursing and other crap)...I still be annoying, but not as bad.

[Matt Harty]

Damn, because you definetly had potential.

[ArrowX]

1st

[Perndog]

:lol he can't take a message board seriously because people swear and don't play nice.

Trying hard to claim that top spot, aren't you, Champ?

[Dr. V]

CURSING! That's Hi-larious.

[Jeanette X]

I'm going to do it before someone else does.

44. Jeanette X: Not only does she cut and paste meaningless shit about animals, she's also a whiner and can't understand sarcasm.

There. Beat you all to it. Fuck you.

[GADZOOKS]

Go right a Hey Arnold Fanfiction, where arnold turns into a wolf.

[Drew Katsikas]

She's not a very good righter.

[Cap'n Crunch]

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43. Kellychaos. Kellychaos is so horrible that words can not describe how bad he is. Why does he still post here? No one knows. No one thinks he is remotely funny, but he continues to post here anyway. He is a staple in these message boards that refuses to be pulled out. Why is he such a high number you ask? Because this thread won't last enough to get to the top five. :(


http://erectrofon.gay.ru/artists/boyg/images/bio.jpg

BOY GEORGE: Kellychaos is the reason Freddy Mercury caught the AIDS virus. I witnessed it.

[ArrowX]

NUMBER 1


Do I win anything yet?