PETITION TO GET ARROWX BANNED

[Geggy]

i request that arrowx be banned from the internet for life. no such stupidity should be tolerated by us all.

here is my proof on why i think he should be banned...

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=12133

sign your name and date here if you're in total agreement. this will show the forums' moderators ie. mockery, dr boogie, etc. that we're all in favor for the banning, they may even consider in doing so themselves...

ok, thank you for your time and have a nice day.

[ProfessorCool]

Only if sports and Mike go with them.

[sports]

I'm NOT in favor of Arrowx being banned, from these message boards.


Only if sports and Mike go with them.


Hey now, I don't want to get banned. Especially if it's a ''IP Ban''. No, no, no.

[ProfessorCool]

are you arrow x's character, sports, because only you two posses such stupidity that could make a clown commit suicide.

[sports]

Ok....after reading what Mr. Arrowx said in that thread.....I dunno. How about he just recieved a strict warning? Like...if he gets into a fight with a poster? Just my opinion.

[ProfessorCool]

right now a strict warning would be knocking out your teeth and pulling at your nerve endings.

[sports]

are you arrow x's character, sports, because only you two posses such stupidity that could make a clown commit suicide.

No. You can check our IP's to make sure.

[ProfessorCool]

Yeah I'll get right on that, asshole

[MikeSoAwesome]

I don't think he should be banned either it, doesn't warant anything even remotely close to that drastic. I do, however find our little flame-wars and insults quite entertaining as I have learned "How To Irritate People" from past masters, but I think ArrowX outdid me. You are entitled not to like him but everyone here is a little nuts, what's so bad about a little chaos every once in a while?

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

[Emu]

you should be banned too

[ArrowX]

OMG if I'm encouraging anyone in anyway with my retarded shenanigans please FOR FUCKS SAKE BAN me (and them) I've just been complimented by Mike! I have nothing more to say exept i'm ashamed at mike. I act like this because nobody will follow me bud DAMN how dumb can people get if they....jesus

[Emu]

You're saying you act like a complete monkey douche on purpose?

[ArrowX]

You think anyone is actually THIS stupid?!

[Emu]

Well you must be damn close if you thought acting like that was funny. :|

[Emu]

and then i realize i have you quoted in my sig

[Comrade Rocket]

Signed :(

[ArrowX]

Yes i realize. my Terrible spelling has ben in a few I think.

[Spectre X]

Signed. Signed a million times.

[Spooky]

BOSS UP >: LOL

[Matt Harty]

Signed >:

[Mockery]

Sign the petition to your heart's content, making an idiotic post like the one that was linked to in the beginning of this thread isn't a bannable offense. Mockable, sure, but not bannable.

[ProfessorCool]

THEN THEY SHALL BE MOCKED >:

[James]

I like your user pic now. :)

[Emu]

James' is my favorite. :(

[Supafly345]

If arrowX bothers you to the extent of petitioning his removal, you have larger non-messageboard related problems to worry about.

[Geggy]

just play along, mockery...just play along.

[Jixby Phillips]

I like this board just the way it is!!!!

I hate when you fags get all banny. Fucking, just shut up about banning and post more.

Sometimes me and Chojin will talk on AIM and we'll make a concious decision to post more or to reply a lot in one night or something, and to us that improves the boards. So many of you whine and give up on the boards so easily. Like the only solution is to ban people. Do you know how many people stop posting because they get sick of all the idiots? Do you know how many of those idiots are still around? NONE.

[kellychaos]

right now a strict warning would be knocking out your teeth and pulling at your nerve endings.

I remember when Freddy Kreuger pulled out the sinew of one of the kids at the hospital and used him like a marionette in, I think, "Nightmare On Elm Street III. It's one of those scenes where you can almost feel it happening to yourself ... like a guy watching another guy get kicked in the nuts. :nightmares :(

[Geggy]

i could care less if arrowx gets banned. he's not all that bad. i find him amusing at times...but then he is one of those typical canadians whom us americans love to laugh and point fingers at. he just cant help himself.

some people have their own method of mocking one and another. this just happens to be the way i do it. i'm sorry if you took me seriously and i don't expect anyone to. now shut up and play along, you goddamn pussy lipped faggot.

[Matt Harty]

Then why was Pee Wee banned?

[Geggy]

who's pee wee?

[ArrowX]

wasnt it because he posted 300 times in lke 2 days?

[soundtest]

what jixby said. and banning is fucking lame

[ProfessorCool]

ArrowX is good for his simple laughable stupidty, if anyone should be ban it's many an account Mowler.

[AChimp]

You know what I hate? When vets who are the most guilty of acting like retards start getting all shut uppy about those of us who are all banny.

What did we used to do with a really stupid 11-year-old newbie? We used to mock them. What do we do now? Post retarded shit in their thread, in all caps with meaningless pictures. What do they do in response? Just post more and more stupid shit because that's what they end up thinking is expected here in order to be accepted.

"But that's the style of humour on I-Mockery, Chimp! LOL LOL YOU FAG WHERES MISTER HABIBFARTNOOB TO MAKE A TWO WORD CAPITAL RESPONSE?"

General Blabber has turned into Jeff K Incarnate. When retards show up, we should either ignore them entirely or mercilessly attack them so that they realize that they aren't welcome here.

Just saying, "I'm a veteran of I-Mockery, and any post I make is solid gold" and then posting a lot isn't stemming the tide. Why the fuck is sports and UPC still around? People don't mock them anymore, they go along with them and within a few weeks, they are being emulated by the new cunts that crawl in. >:

[soundtest]

What did we used to do with a really stupid 11-year-old newbie? We used to mock them. What do we do now? Post retarded shit in their thread, in all caps with meaningless pictures.

so why don't you mock them now mr. vet? or is a lame line ending in a frownie just not enough to cut the mustard anymore so the only thing left to do is cry and ask for these people to be banned?

Why the fuck is sports and UPC still around?

they are still around because they serve a social function. every group needs a deviant. it promotes solidarity. if it weren't them, people here would find someone else to hate.

[Jixby Phillips]

yes, I and others are guilty of commiting the crime of having a sense of humor that is misunderstood by retards and pretentious internet fags like you who are getting territorial over a fucking message board.

That "stupid" humor you're bashing can be very funny if it's done right. Habib and Mr. Fart could be fucking brilliant, but they are written off by fags like you who just see stupidity on the surface and don't even try to look for anything else.

I'm sure you can find one or maybe a few or maybe many posts by the "celebrated" idiots that you could point to and say something like "oh yeah, whats so 'brilliant' about THIS? :rolleyes" and you'd probably be right. But big fucking deal beacuse ITS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD. It's not a stand-up comedy set that we're trying to perfect to audition on Star Search with. It's something we do to waste time.

When Chojin and me decide to post a lot, it's something that me and Chojin think is funny, and it's usually something that is thoughtful. YOU could do the same thing make your presense known and do what YOU think would improve the boards for YOU, but you don't do that. All you do is talk about banning people.

and why the fuck should we act a certain way just so we don't give these so-called "retards" the wrong idea about how to properly fit in and post on i-mockery.com? What are we, in high school trying to act cool? Is this prison, and do newbies have to beat the fuck out of somebody on the first day if they want to not become McClain's bitch?

oh man things used to be sooo much better when we gave initation beat-downs heheh people are shitting in their socks when I tear them a new internet asshole, am I right fellow message board user with skulls in his avatar/sig??

Anyway go eat a bannana because you're a monkey I guess.

[Big McLargehuge]

Guess what, ima dance all over this thread. To "One Nation Under a Groove".

[Jixby Phillips]

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[Dr. V]

if it weren't them, people here would find someone else to hate.

Yeah, like me.

[Big McLargehuge]

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BOOGIE DOWN MOTHER FUNKERS

[Jixby Phillips]

Try hitting the capslock before posting, dumbass :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

So much funk in here that I need a flashlight to see.

[Jixby Phillips]

::sigh:: another retard whos got his capslock on :rolleyes

[sspadowsky]

I miss the old days, when this board didn't exist. :(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"but then he is one of those typical canadians whom us americans love to laugh and point fingers at. he just cant help himself."

How about watching Rick Mercer's "Talking to Americans" and see how typical Americans can be,being duped by Rick by question like, "what do you think about the Russians invading Edmonton", or "Do you think that the elderly should be carried away icebergs o die"? >:

[Anonymous]

You don't understand, it's a gang thing :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

Drive by and put a cap in Canada's ass, yo!

[Spooky]

http://ca.geocities.com/arnabisthebest/tv/whiteranger2.jpg
go white rangerrrrr go

[Emu]

the white ranger was a racist

[ArrowX]

and the black one was Acually BLACK!

[Big McLargehuge]

still dancing

[Dr. V]

and the black one was Acually BLACK!
And man could he dance!