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Mockery
May 20th, 2004, 03:28 PM
Ok, so the main advertising company I use on I-Mockery just announced that they've implemented a new 300x600 sized ad format. It pays pretty well 'n all, but I don't see how the hell I could implement it anywhere on the site. That takes up like half of the page horizontally and almost all of the page vertically for crissakes. o.O

Think I'll have to pass on that one. :/
Matt Harty
May 20th, 2004, 03:34 PM
What could possibly need that much space?
Emu
May 20th, 2004, 03:36 PM
super sized big macs
Alive
May 20th, 2004, 03:45 PM
Now that would have been cool, one of those limited time thing's. a super sized big mac in the size of the whopper, like i hear they were at one time. but not good for suckin' up the front page.
Matt Harty
May 20th, 2004, 03:46 PM
Oh my god.
Bennett
May 20th, 2004, 03:49 PM
:lol

that was awesome. i have no idea what the fuck he was talking about.
Mockery
May 20th, 2004, 03:58 PM
Only on I-Mockery can a thread about ad size formats quickly turn to a thread about hamburgers.

:imock
Bennett
May 20th, 2004, 04:00 PM
but is he talking about hamburgers or an add for a hamburger?

:lol

I can't tell
Matt Harty
May 20th, 2004, 04:04 PM
An ad for a "super sized big mac in the size of the whopper," whatever the fuck that is. :lol
Mr. Vagiclean
May 20th, 2004, 04:08 PM
am i too late? :lol
Emu
May 20th, 2004, 06:52 PM
no man join the fun we got some seats left
James
May 20th, 2004, 07:01 PM
Tell those fags to buy their own websites if they want to put up ads that big. Fucking Christ.

OH HEY CHECK OUT OUR ADS ADS ADS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH BY THE WAY THIS SITE MAY HAVE SOME OTHER CONTENT THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE COME HERE FOR BUT WHO CARES WE HAVE ADS WHOO!
AChimp
May 20th, 2004, 07:03 PM
Tell them that you will put it at the bottom of the page, Mock. ;)
ProfessorCool
May 20th, 2004, 07:31 PM
The special sauce in a big mac is thousand island dressing.
James
May 20th, 2004, 07:33 PM
The special sauce is strangely similar to Burger King's new zesty sauce for onion rings.
Mr. Vagiclean
May 20th, 2004, 07:34 PM
the zinger sauce in the twisters i eat goes well with laura's hair
ProfessorCool
May 20th, 2004, 07:37 PM
The special sauce is strangely similar to Burger King's new zesty sauce for onion rings.

Exactally, thousand island dressing.
HickMan
May 20th, 2004, 07:46 PM
Big and Tall.
VolCanon
May 20th, 2004, 09:31 PM
Maybe the ad is of hard anal sex.
Maybe they read "I-Mockery" and think "I need MOney CocK and buggERY"
Perndog
May 20th, 2004, 11:04 PM
Those huge ads are pretty much just for popup windows, aren't they?
Dr. V
May 21st, 2004, 06:40 AM
The special sauce is strangely similar to Burger King's new zesty sauce for onion rings.

Exactally, thousand island dressing.

Thousand Island is just ketchup, mayo, and sweet relish!

But on the ads, could you just make like an ad page like IGN does with the "bypass ad" link? Maybe before mini-mocks or something?
mburbank
May 21st, 2004, 09:07 AM
Anyone who evver worked fast food will tell what's in the secret sauce.

I mean, minimum wage has to come with some benefits, for god's sake.
pjalne
May 23rd, 2004, 08:38 PM
I just got a pop-up that was 1024*768 pixels >:
Esuohlim
May 23rd, 2004, 09:07 PM
Was it one of those full-screen fuckers without an X to close it?

Because that's what I-Mockery really needs.
Emu
May 23rd, 2004, 10:50 PM
ON EVERY THREAD
Dr. V
May 24th, 2004, 02:12 AM
Those ones with annoying music with no volume button and a teeny tiny little x somewhere blended into the backround.
pjalne
May 27th, 2004, 02:53 PM
Was it one of those full-screen fuckers without an X to close it?

Nope, normal pop-up window, only monster big.
starz
May 27th, 2004, 04:34 PM
1/2 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons French dressing
4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish
1 tablespoon finely minced white onion
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1 teaspoon sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt

:(