CONTINUED MINIMOCK - THE STORY OF RICKY!!!

[Mockery]

Man oh man, this thing really turned into one hell of a piece. Without a doubt, the definitive in-depth Riki-Oh. Dr. Boogie really went all-out on it. So get comfy in your chair because we've just put up the final three pages of The Story of Ricky, filled with all the martial arts gory glory you can handle and then some.

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"THE STORY OF RICKY" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/storyofricky/page3.asp

Once again, the story has been mirrored here on I-Mockery.net in case I-Mockery.com is loading too slowly for you.
The link to the mirrored article is HERE (http://www.i-mockery.net/mirror/page3.php).

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Comrade Rocket]

Ricky, still feeling the effects of having his "death spot" touched, has a vision of his uncle

BEST

LINE

EVER

[Anonymous]

I liked "makes sure that (whomever) will never kick a dog in half again."

[Helm]

He dons his smug smile again, and then he arches his eyebrows and wags his fingers in a manner that pretty much annihilate the last vestiges of his masculinity. Oddly enough, it's right about here that the fight starts to turn in Ricky's favor.

annihilates. Missing an s.


This was awesome. I'm ordering the dvd from amazon.

[Supafly345]

There was a lot of witty commentary worth quoting in this one, and I woulden't be suprised if I end up doing just that.

[Mockery]

This was awesome. I'm ordering the dvd from amazon.
Cool, make sure you buy it through that link at the end of the article cuz they'll give i-mockery some credits for it. :o

Thanks for catching the typo in the piece, I'll fix that one later on today when I get back from work.

[Mockery]

I just saw this movie tonight and it absolutely RULES. Anyway, most of you guys have a long weekend, so read Boogie's piece. 5 pages of Ricky awesomeness.

[Helm]

Isn't it getting enough hits, rog? Hard to believe. This is one of the best movie review minimocks ever on the site. Seriously. I reread it and saved it on my HD and mailed the link to 3 people. Manos is almost as good, but mystery theatre 3000 sorta killed Manos: The hand of Fate jokes so this one's the best so far.

[McMock]

IT IS A FAERY TAEL BECAUSE IT IS WRITTN BY A FAERY! HAHAHA!
MOCKX0R3D!

[Helm]

The emotion posts were better. Go back to that. And to your thread too.

[McMock]

Now now. There's no need for you to be jealous, Helm. Sure, I'll upstage you and all your peers eventually. It's inevitable. But think of the benefits. There'll be plenty of shadow for you all to bask in. Plenty!

[whoreable]

youve finnaly done it.


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[Cap'n Crunch]

I had this movie for a couple of months now. I forgot all about the part where the warden turns into a giant plastic monster. :(

[pjalne]

I can't believe how much good stuff I'd forgotten about Riki until I read this. I can't see how anybody could forget the ending, but I good a good laugh when I was reminded of the dog kick and some other scenes.

[Anonymous]

UPDATE:

A couple of people have emailed me to point out that Rogan WAS in fact played by a woman. I just assumed that it was just an effeminate man, but sure enough, it's a woman.