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eatxmexupx
May 29th, 2004, 07:15 PM
I masturbated for about 60 seconds in the tub last night and my orgasm lasted about 90... Seems that the only way to be pleased is with the index and the middle... Never once has a male pleased me the way i want... Never had a real orgasm.
Is it that there somthing wrong with me or, the fucking male species isnt good for that anymore?
Cap'n Crunch
May 29th, 2004, 07:35 PM
Are you a guy? :lol
Ooner
May 29th, 2004, 07:36 PM
:wank

why don't we have a :yawn smiley? that would be really good for this post.

stupid.
da blob
May 29th, 2004, 07:37 PM
you are too young. wait till after your third child.
camacazio
May 29th, 2004, 07:50 PM
Ok, that one got me, I loled.
James
May 29th, 2004, 08:01 PM
You just haven't found the right man... until now. :yum
Immortal Goat
May 30th, 2004, 12:44 AM
http://www.popnko.com/mockpic/JBL.jpg
Because THIS is the face of a true hardcore sex machine, ladies!
James
May 30th, 2004, 04:18 AM
I know. I'm just as surprised as you.
Helm
May 30th, 2004, 11:21 AM
a big LOL right there
eatxmexupx
May 31st, 2004, 03:34 PM
well what are ya gonna do.. no i just think there somthing wrong with males
da blob
May 31st, 2004, 03:53 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol





sorry
The Retro Kat
May 31st, 2004, 08:28 PM
well what are ya gonna do.. no i just think there somthing wrong with males

U SHOULD STOP HAVING SECKS WITH THEIR FINGARS AND START WITH THEIR PENI

loo
Tonberry
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:45 PM
TONBERRY LIKES LESBIANS

TONBERRY DEMANDS PICTURES, UNLESS YOU ARE A DYKE. THEN TONBERRY THINKS YOUR GROSS.
Mr. Vagiclean
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:58 PM
Pleasure???
James
Jun 1st, 2004, 08:25 PM
well what are ya gonna do.. no i just think there somthing wrong with males

IM me some time, and we can discuss all the sex.
Jeanette X
Jun 1st, 2004, 09:14 PM
Is it that there somthing wrong with me or, the fucking male species isnt good for that anymore?

Nah, I think it's just a matter of trial and error in your case. Keep experimenting with your partner(s), and eventually you'll find something that works. I also suggest that you try having them masturbate you the way you do it to yourself.
CaptainBubba
Jun 1st, 2004, 10:53 PM
Actually shes right. Most males are sexually aroused by a cold blank stare that pentrates our very souls with a resounding echo of "when will your cock exit my vagina". If during sexual play of any sort I notice even the slightest hint of pleasure in my partner's eyes I start to puke violently as the idea frankly sickens me. Females are meant to sit still while their dirty honey pots are stirred by the veritable honey stick that is the white male cock. Bitches.
kellychaos
Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:03 PM
I'm going to dig a hole now.
maggiekarp
Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:06 AM
I think if you stay in the secks for more than 60 seconds, you could have a possible orgasm. I dunno myself, but I have heard many legends...
Anonymous
Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:31 AM
At first I thought you were replying to Kelly, with the word "sex" replaced with "hole," and it was a lot funnier.
kellychaos
Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:13 PM
Help me find the keys and we'll both drive outta here.