South Africa: best country in the world!

[South African Lion]

We have
-the cleanest air
-the most beautiful women
-the most pristine beaches
-the best balance between city and country


We have proper food, and not this namby-pamby "haute cuisine" you seem to go so mad for elsewhere, and better beer and wine than those countries renowned for these things.

We have no equivalent to the American redneck (thank fuck for that!)

We have proper man-eating sharks, not these fucking disgraces you Americans call sharks... "dog fish" and "sand tigers"? Fucking hell!

South African men are real men- they play rugby, not this allegedly masculine game called "American football", where the "men" are protected by 8,000 lbs. of padding.

Our women aren't man-hating pseudo-lesbians, but actually ENJOY the company of men. Imagine that!

[ItalianStereotype]

and i can guarantee that nobody here gives a fuck!

[Captain Robo]

AND UP UNTIL A WHILE AGO, YOU PEOPLE WERE SEGREGATED RACISTS :)

WE'LL SEE HOW GREAT YOU ARE WHEN EBOLA MAKES IT'S WAY INTO YOUR FINE COUNTRY.

And you're probably Dutch anyway, not African ;)

[n0skillz gamer]

and i can guarantee that nobody here gives a fuck!

I completely agree.

[South African Lion]

Should I be amused or offended that some boll-weevils from the American South are trying to give me some welly? Hmm... the former, yes. Let's save the latter for those worthy of it.

Well, I may die from Ebola, and you'll be blown to pieces by one of your 'friends' from the Middle East. So fucking what? The latter occurrence is far more likely, you must admit- sadly for you. Anyway, you've got the wrong picture of SA- the whites here have a higher standard of living than most Americans.

Don't bother playing the segregation card, 'friend'- do you (I presume you're American) take responsibility for the deaths of millions of Native Americans? I thought not. It's hardly my fault as a white South African that tragic things happened here. At least we didn't kill the native peoples here by the fucking millions... which is more than can be said for the Yanks.

[n0skillz gamer]

on a personal not... I dont give a fuck how many native americans we killed... I really hope you do die of ebola, that'd be kinda funny :)

[Captain Robo]

Will you be America's friend? :)

[sadie]

according to the aids foundation of south africa,

projections indicate that within 3 years almost 250,000 South Africans will die of AIDS each year

This figure will rise to more that 500,000 by 2008

Average life expectancy is expected to fall from about 60 years to around 40 years between 1998 and 2008

excellent. :(

[soundtest]

3 cheers for South Africa! Don't listen to these jealous fucks!

[Captain Robo]

I'm sorry I haven't shown enough respect for Africa's tiny wanker :(

[Zebra 3]

At least we didn't kill the native peoples here by the fucking millions... which is more than can be said for the Yanks.
To be exact, 10,000,000 is the latest estimate, and that's mostly due to disease that was brought on by European settlers.

[ItalianStereotype]

and that isnt completely the "yanks." that would have to be in the americas in general.

of course, unless you are black then you yourself are of european stock, probably dutch. the dutch are responsible for the wholesale slaughter of innocent natives themselves, a notable example being jakarta.

[Spectre X]

South African men are real men- they play rugby, not this allegedly masculine game called "American football", where the "men" are protected by 8,000 lbs. of padding.


hahahahaahahaoohohohheheeee......oh, that was rich. really rich, I mean, have you ever been to Australia? I have, and they have Australian Football there. your puny little TINY rugbyplayers would be overshadowed by the usually 7 foot tall Australian Footballplayers. and they don't wear padding, hell no. one of their top players just played on while he had a skull fracture. and they can jump, they can jump higher than your tallest man. don't make me laugh.

[Spectre X]

-the best balance between city and country.

yet again *insert hystrical laughter here* that was rich. in Australia, the city practically IS the countryside. lots and lots of skyscrapers, yes, but there is so much green, so many little trees, parks, bushes, and Perth (where I've been) is a clean city too. hardly anything on the ground, etc.

and don't give me that "I hate you because you're American" crap, because I'm Dutch, and we might even be related, seeing that South Africa used to be a Dutch colony.

[Pub Lover]

New Zealand kicks both South Africa and Australia's butts. >:

[slavemason]

I'm simply too poor to play Sun City..

[South African Lion]

Aids: I don't know a single person with it. That is "out in the veldt", thanks. Why bother to rattle off some figure, tough guy? That's like speaking about inner-city violence in America as if it's a problem for all Americans- it's contained in certain areas, and has absolutely no bearing on the lives of almost all Americans. Nice try.

Don't compare the South African native situation with that in North America-- at least blacks in SA are beginning to enter into a better period, and have SOME hope for the future. The Natives in your country-- 95% unemployment in many reservations, equally dismal alcoholism rates, wholesale cultural destruction. And we know whose fault it is. At least in SA many tribal groups maintain a good deal of their original culture. Further, we South Africans don't try to rectify past wrongdoing by handing the native peoples casinos and assuming that'll "make it all better"!

Yes, Spectre X, I've been to Oz. No, the land isn't more pleasant there than SA. Why bother to speak of Oz rules football? I'm speaking as an actual rugby player, not as a fanboy of another sport. Stop living vicariously.
Stop living vicariously.

[Anonymous]

On top of that, South Africa has plenty of really cheap labor to mine diamonds.

Oh yeah... one of the really great things about South Africa... its in AFRICA

[Anonymous]

http://www.africabookcentre.com/abc/assets/E121-22/Bradt%20South%20Africa.jpg

http://www.spw.org/images/spw%20south%20africa%20health%20education.jpg

http://home.wanadoo.nl/leon.vandenbroek/South%20Africa/images/South%20Africa%20Baboon.jpg

http://www.rca.org/images/mission/africa/south/southafricamain.jpg

http://old.smh.com.au/news/0202/25/graphics/sandycombo01.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38442000/jpg/_38442575_island_300.jpg

http://www.nypl.org/research/sc/sce/africanwoman.jpg

http://www.intrah.org/photos/5-3.jpg

http://www.idrc.ca/reports/article_images/1037_full.jpg

http://www.mcd.org/mcdi2/mcdi3.jpg

[Anonymous]

South Africa is also nice for men who prefer unprotected anal with their field workers.

[Anonymous]

THE PICTURES SAY IT ALL :(

[Anonymous]

Aint that the truth?

[Skulhedface]

"My country's dick is bigger than yours"

I'd say that about sums up this thread.

[Hobo Renee]

South Africa: So nice that they have to tell people on the internet about it.

[Les Waste]

COME TO SOUTH AFRICA!!

WE HAVE THE BLACK PEOPLE UNDER CONTROL NOW

[Skulhedface]

Funny, under occupation, you don't see anything resembling "South Africa Vacation Pack Salesman"

[Jeanette X]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/258446.stm

World: Africa

South Africa's rape shock

Johannesburg: Gaining a reputation as the world's "rape capital"

A new survey carried out in the South African city of Johannesburg has uncovered an alarming picture of sexual violence.
One in three of the 4,000 women questioned by CIET Africa, non-governmental organisation, said they had been raped in the past year.

CIET researchers trying to find ways of arresting the alarming growth in sexual violence in South Africa said they were shocked by the finding.

Gang rape 'fun'

In a related survey conducted among 1,500 schoolchildren in the Soweto township, a quarter of all the boys interviewed said that 'jackrolling' - a South African term for recreational gang rape - was fun.

More than half the interviewees insisted that when a girl says no to sex she really means yes.

Many of those interviewed also expressed little knowledge about the need to use condoms and to practise safe sex.

'Intolerable'

The boys' opinions differed markedly from those expressed by schoolgirls, many of whom suggested that they were living in an intolerable sexual environment.

Levels of sexual violence differ across the country.

But BBC Correspondent Greg Barrow, in Johannesburg, says the city - South Africa's largest and its industrial hub - is rapidly emerging as the rape capital of the world.

He says the CIET survey will only serve to reinforce that unwelcome title.

CIET says it will be recommending a new approach to the problem in schools, and among the police and community leaders.

It also hopes to focus on the majority of men who do not rape and establish ways of raising their profile as community role models.

As recently as last week, South Africa's first black test cricketer, Makhaya Ntini, appeared in court on rape charges - to the dismay of those who saw him as a potential role model for young sportspeople.

Car hijackings up

The survey was released at the same time as the government's latest crime statistics, which reveal that the rates of murder and rape in South Africa had declined slightly during 1998.

The murder rate nevertheless remains at 52 per 100,000 - eight times as high as in the United States.

Car hijackings last year were up by nearly 9% on the previous year's figure, and the statistics also show an increase in the rate of burglary and mugging.


"Rape Capital of the World"? Sounds like a wonderful place to go visit! 8-)
Jeez, in America schoolchildren shoot each other like civilized people, not go out gang-raping!

[Ronnie Raygun]

I can't believe that anyone is even arguing with this guy.

This whole conversation is a joke.

South Africa is just fine for what it is, which isn't much.

But for this guy to be talking crap about the United States is a complete joke.

[Bennett]

But, but... South Africa has REAL killer sharks.

They have Sharks!

America sucks, all we have is barricuda with lasers on their freakin' heads.

[Jeanette X]

One minute you're sunning yourself on the beach, the next minute you're being gang-raped by man-eating sharks!

[Anonymous]

East Coast South Africans are way harder ass then West Coast South Africans.

Fo'shizzle my Nizzle

[CastroMotorOil]

I think switzerland is better then every other country, c'mon you know the swiss gaurd could kick the shit out of anyone. And they have spiffy uniforms. And the Von Trapp family lives there.

[Anonymous]

If you are into fly fishing, I would have to say Bhutan is the best country.

[Jeanette X]

I think switzerland is better then every other country, c'mon you know the swiss gaurd could kick the shit out of anyone. And they have spiffy uniforms. And the Von Trapp family lives there.

My aunt's husband is Swiss, and he said that he left because the society was just so stifilingly conformist.

[Skulhedface]

If you're into inane, banal threads about how South Africa owns and subsequently feel the urge to rip out all of your brain cells with a rusty pair of needle nose pliers, I would have to say America is the best country.

[Les Waste]

Botswana, niggas >:

[Lord Darian]

going to south africa.
Travel agent-well if you sign up now we can put you in a nice room at sun city. And don't worry about the negroes we have the latest in negroe communications the new "Taser 2000" also when you go for a swim you are guerenteed that if you get attacked by a shark it's a "real shark" not one of those pussy American ones.
Lord Darian-Sounds good, now this package does come with a complimentery gang rape, right.
Travel agent-Of course, a trip to south africa wouldn't be complete without one.

"South Africa, now with 50% more gang rapings at 50% off"

[cabbageboy]

I'm South African :(

Its not that bad...really but theres a huge culture gap which gets mistaken for racism. I'm no racist but theres a general feeling of hate towards black "totsi" culture. The totsi's are the rapists/ hijackers etc and do it because they want payback from the white Afrikaaner government. White youth must pay for their parents mistakes!

But hey, I'm having fun anyways. :/

"South African Lion" - Fuck off jou Afrikaaner Poes. Jy gee Suid Afrika n' kak naam >:

[Anonymous]

I am very familiar with South Africa, and it is much better than my home country of Nigeria. I have a nice home down in the Niger Delta region, where I frequent Shell Executive helicopter burnings and hunting for roots which may yield water. For fun, I sometimes hide beneath the oil slicks in the river.

By the way, a funny thing happened to me the other day. A long time colleague of mine passed away. It just so happens he was former royalty in a village in South Africa prior to moving to Nigeria. As royalty, he had amassed great wealth in excess of $65555547398 million dollars.

On Tuesday, the tree rebels stormed his home and spanked him to death with a stick.

This is where I need your help. In acting as his counsel, I must find an American whom can help me get all of this money out of his hut, where it is hidden under his bed in the form of large South African Diamonds, yielded from the great mines there. As a respected business man, I am sure you can see my dilemna. By assisting me with your social security number, and checking account, I will reward you 14.5% of this bounty.

Please let me know.

Hdktro Jkfiehds Hdkskjs
Lagos, Nigeria

[Spectre X]

oooookay, er, do you drink windex in your spare time or something?

[Jeanette X]

I am very familiar with South Africa, and it is much better than my home country of Nigeria. I have a nice home down in the Niger Delta region, where I frequent Shell Executive helicopter burnings and hunting for roots which may yield water. For fun, I sometimes hide beneath the oil slicks in the river.

By the way, a funny thing happened to me the other day. A long time colleague of mine passed away. It just so happens he was former royalty in a village in South Africa prior to moving to Nigeria. As royalty, he had amassed great wealth in excess of $65555547398 million dollars.

On Tuesday, the tree rebels stormed his home and spanked him to death with a stick.

This is where I need your help. In acting as his counsel, I must find an American whom can help me get all of this money out of his hut, where it is hidden under his bed in the form of large South African Diamonds, yielded from the great mines there. As a respected business man, I am sure you can see my dilemna. By assisting me with your social security number, and checking account, I will reward you 14.5% of this bounty.

Please let me know.

Hdktro Jkfiehds Hdkskjs
Lagos, Nigeria



Yeah right. I've seen this stupid con before. This is just a new variant. http://www.scambusters.org/NigerianFee.html
You aint foolin' nobody. Mockery, do the world a favor and report this asshole. This should help you. http://www.elsop.com/wrc/complain.htm

[Matt Harty]

oooookay, er, do you drink windex in your spare time or something?

What the hell is with you and windex?

[slavemason]

What the hell happened to your post? They seem mucher whiter than usual. Trying to blend in white the south african crackers?

[GnrySgtHartman]

It must fucking suck to type in one text color all the time.

[Matt Harty]

I think somebody said something about me using it. Since I care so much, I stopped.

[sspadowsky]

That's a good point, Hartman. You've been typing in one text color the whole time you've been here, and every fucking post you've made has been completely worthless.
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[Matt Harty]

HI I'M STUPID :) :) :)

[sspadowsky]

Relax, doofus. I was talking to Hartman.
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[FS]

Jeanette:

On Tuesday, the tree rebels stormed his home and spanked him to death with a stick.

[The Unseen]

Slovakia owns u n00bs

[sadie]

From: South African Lion
To: sadie
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 12:29 pm
Subject: Misinformed
Either you're not being serious, or you're simply misguided with your AIDS comments. Doesn't the fact that I'm typing on a computer signal that perhaps I'm not one of your 3rd world alleged victims?
As I said in my post, I don't know ANYONE with AIDs. The disease is almost wholly contained in black-only areas, FAR from where most whites live. I'd bet that the AIDS rate is lower among whites in SA than it is with white Americans. So there, if you're trying to intimidate me with figures!
Again- a declining life-span? White South Africans have very long lifespans, not to mention very high standards of living. And no, I'm not proud of the fact that most blacks live in worse conditions- I must pre-empt that comment you were undoubtedly about to make... get bloody educated, please, or at least apply your facts to the right people!


complain to the aids foundation of south africa (http://www.aids.org.za/), you fucking racist.

[Skulhedface]

"South Africa: We have significantly less problems with AIDS and ******s now! Book your travel arrangements today!"

Is this pretty much what you're trying to say?

[Jeanette X]

Jeanette:

On Tuesday, the tree rebels stormed his home and spanked him to death with a stick.

It still an attempt at a scam...albeit a VERY transparent one. Haven't you recieved spam supposedly from someone in Nigeria?

[Jeanette X]

South African men are real men- they play rugby, not this allegedly masculine game called "American football", where the "men" are protected by 8,000 lbs. of padding.


hahahahaahahaoohohohheheeee......oh, that was rich. really rich, I mean, have you ever been to Australia? I have, and they have Australian Football there. your puny little TINY rugbyplayers would be overshadowed by the usually 7 foot tall Australian Footballplayers. and they don't wear padding, hell no. one of their top players just played on while he had a skull fracture. and they can jump, they can jump higher than your tallest man. don't make me laugh.

American football is fucking weak compared to either, period. I have no idea why my fellow Americans enjoy it so much.

[Anonymous]

Janette,

You have revealed my scam. I am now to be shunned throughout my home country of Nigeria.

[Skulhedface]

I don't. I hate football.

[Jeanette X]

Slovakia owns u n00bs

I hope you will forgive my ignorance, but where is Slovakia? :/ (I am a product of the American public school system)

[Skulhedface]

Slovakia is half of what used to be Czechoslovakia in Europe, it's close to Germany, France and the like.

[Jeanette X]

Hmm...I thought that was called the Slav Republic now...

[Skulhedface]

Not quite, but you are on the right track.

Czechoslovakia got broken up into two countries, The Czech Republic and Slovakia.

[Anonymous]

Janette, You have revealed my scam. I am now to be shunned throughout my home country of Nigeria.
hahahahaha

[Jeanette X]

Oh....boy I feel dumb :lol

[Skulhedface]

Jeanette: Don't worry about it unless you're the type that thinks Bosnia is a suburb of Philadelphia.

[Jeanette X]

Okay, thanks.

<<<<<Gulliable, but not as dumb as that.

[Anonymous]

You get respect points with me for admitting it, rather than pretending you knew all along. ;)

[Jeanette X]

Hey, cool! *gathers respect points and hides them in mattress for safekeeping for when the economy collapses*

But seriously, thank you. :)

[Anonymous]

Yup. Now spell your own state correctly and we'll be even-stevens.

[FS]

Now now, it's an easy mistake to make, you don't pronounce that second 'c'. :P

[Jeanette X]

Problem duly noted, and rectified. :)