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ArrowX
Jun 3rd, 2004, 12:22 PM
I gots it :(
I'm not sick its just i have all these FUCKING sores in mymouth and it a bitch to eat anything salty >: What really pisses me off is the fact that I'm going camping and can't eaty anything good without popping them >:
Supafly345
Jun 3rd, 2004, 12:43 PM
Is that anything like hoof and mouth disease?
Emu
Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:03 PM
It's herpes.
Cosmo Electrolux
Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:03 PM
I hope it destroys your ability to post useless drivel on the internet
ArrowX
Jun 3rd, 2004, 02:21 PM
Is that anything like hoof and mouth disease?
Its the human equivalent but its not doing anything to me but the sores in my mouth
and no its no siphalys or herpes (that I know of)
and it will never stop me from posting >:
AChimp
Jun 3rd, 2004, 02:22 PM
You get it from blowing truckers in public washrooms.
tenno
Jun 3rd, 2004, 02:23 PM
thats herpes my boy*
*ArrowX is in fact in no way the fruit of my loins, neither is his alter-ego ArrowZ who is in fact a blue chimp with Parkinsons Disease. No child of mine would have dirty nasty herpes.
ArrowX
Jun 3rd, 2004, 02:24 PM
Never thought of that...
But I'm prety sure I got it from a rental paintball mask :( The guy who last used the one i took was like 230lbs and was an avid paintballer who fogged up the mask with ugly in about 2 minutes of begining a game :(
tenno
Jun 3rd, 2004, 02:33 PM
you got herepes from a fat paintballer?
liquidstatik
Jun 3rd, 2004, 02:42 PM
No. :rolleyes
da blob
Jun 3rd, 2004, 03:43 PM
we DO NOT WANT to know about it. you and whatever sores you might have on whatever locations on your body, GO AWAY.
and find a bear to eat you.
kellychaos
Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:10 PM
You should have never crossed the streams ... in. your. mouth. :triumph
GADZOOKS
Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:17 PM
more like Foot IN Mouth Disease, shutup arrowX.
Trippy
Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:32 PM
ohh I know what helps that go away
suicide >:
Tonberry
Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:47 PM
TONBERRY KNOWS HOW TO GET RID OF HERPES
TOENAIL CLIPPERS
Trippy
Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:49 PM
laff >:
Gabe Vieira
Jun 3rd, 2004, 06:08 PM
If you stop blowing your dad, you won't get herpes dumbass.
Tonberry
Jun 3rd, 2004, 06:10 PM
TONBERRY HEARS THAT BUTTFUCK PENN. HAS HIGH HOUSING RATES. IS THAT TRUE?
Matt Harty
Jun 3rd, 2004, 06:11 PM
TONBERRY IS CORRECT
Esuohlim
Jun 3rd, 2004, 06:33 PM
If you stop blowing your dad, you won't get herpes dumbass.
This is super quality mocking haha no really. Hey Gabe Vieira, are you the kind of person that says "Uh, I think you're confusing me with yourself" as a comeback in your high school?
Jixby Phillips
Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:19 PM
I've had Hand Foot and Mouth Disease. It was a few years ago. It's really contagious, I caught it from my sister after I drank out of the same carton of milk as her. It was painful for me to eat ANYTHING. It's a shitty disease.
Gabe Vieira
Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:48 PM
If you stop blowing your dad, you won't get herpes dumbass.
This is super quality mocking haha no really. Hey Gabe Vieira, are you the kind of person that says "Uh, I think you're confusing me with yourself" as a comeback in your high school?
No, not really. We, my friends and me, just usaully say "Go fuck a monkey you pussy"... or something along those lines. Just to let you know: I have a sick sense of humor that you will see alot of.
Skulhedface
Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:50 PM
Comedy GOLD!!!
huond
Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:50 PM
WATCH OUT I-MOCKERY.NET :eek :eek :eek
Esuohlim
Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:51 PM
Your hardcore put-downs have hit me so bad that I had to FISH MY MONOCLE OUT OF MY WINE GLASS.
Jixby Phillips
Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:52 PM
Just to let you know: I have a sick sense of humor that you will see alot of.
:lol you really are 17 aren't you :lol
Lotida
Jun 3rd, 2004, 08:15 PM
Hey I for one am glad he warned us!! I wish others were so cordial!! :blah
Anonymous
Jun 4th, 2004, 01:39 AM
ALL HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM CRA-ZAY! :eek
Emu
Jun 4th, 2004, 02:24 AM
gabe do you really hate me :tear
Gabe Vieira
Jun 4th, 2004, 03:13 PM
No, I don't hate you Emu... I just hate the fact that every time I go to fuck your mom, she is all crusty. She still owes me $87 from March. Tell her to hurry up, or next time I won't pull out.
kellychaos
Jun 4th, 2004, 03:47 PM
Mother jokes. The comedy motherlode! :eek
Anonymous
Jun 4th, 2004, 06:08 PM
I heard today at work about some woman who has poison ivy in her vaGINA. I thought I'd share.
Gabe Vieira
Jun 4th, 2004, 06:25 PM
Sounds pleasent. Thanks... bitch.
Pub Lover
Jun 4th, 2004, 06:28 PM
Hey Gabe, that's Mrs. Mockery, you ain't meant to cross that line. ;)
Gabe Vieira
Jun 4th, 2004, 06:30 PM
Sorry...
I wanna fuck Jessica Alba so bad right now, I think I might go wack off.
Mr. Vagiclean
Jun 4th, 2004, 08:19 PM
BAN
Schimid
Jun 4th, 2004, 11:00 PM
Gabe Vieira is the biggest fag I've ever seen on this forum and I'm not fucking joking.
Comrade Rocket
Jun 4th, 2004, 11:07 PM
one time i got poison oak on my asshole. It hurt to sit down.
Geggy
Jun 4th, 2004, 11:09 PM
comrade rocket stop giving me a boner
Matt Harty
Jun 5th, 2004, 07:47 AM
Sorry...
I wanna fuck Jessica Alba so bad right now, I think I might go wack off.
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO WACK TO JESSICA ALBA >:
McClain
Jun 5th, 2004, 10:37 AM
HFMD caused by coxsackievirus A16 infection is a mild disease and nearly all patients recover without medical treatment in 7 to 10 days. There are no common complications. Rarely, this illness may be associated with "aseptic" or viral meningitis, in which the person has fever, headache, stiff neck, or back pain, and may need to be hospitalized for a few days. Another cause of HFMD, EV71 may also cause viral meningitis and, rarely, more serious diseases, such as encephalitis, or a poliomyelitis-like paralysis. EV71 encephalitis may be fatal. Cases of fatal encephalitis occurred during outbreaks of HFMD in Malaysia in 1997 and in Taiwan, 1998.
You're going to die.
Geggy
Jun 5th, 2004, 11:00 AM
coxsackievirus
lol
kellychaos
Jun 5th, 2004, 11:03 AM
one time i got poison oak on my asshole. It hurt to sit down.
Somebody chose the wrong leaf to wipe with.
Trippy
Jun 5th, 2004, 01:59 PM
he didnt wipe with a leaf...
Jixby Phillips
Jun 5th, 2004, 05:13 PM
he didnt wipe with a leaf...
BEST POST YET :eek
Trippy
Jun 5th, 2004, 09:16 PM
thank you, thank you >:
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