Hand Foot and Mouth Disease

[ArrowX]

I gots it :(

I'm not sick its just i have all these FUCKING sores in mymouth and it a bitch to eat anything salty >: What really pisses me off is the fact that I'm going camping and can't eaty anything good without popping them >:

[Supafly345]

Is that anything like hoof and mouth disease?

[Emu]

It's herpes.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I hope it destroys your ability to post useless drivel on the internet

[ArrowX]

Is that anything like hoof and mouth disease?
Its the human equivalent but its not doing anything to me but the sores in my mouth

and no its no siphalys or herpes (that I know of)

and it will never stop me from posting >:

[AChimp]

You get it from blowing truckers in public washrooms.

[tenno]

thats herpes my boy*







*ArrowX is in fact in no way the fruit of my loins, neither is his alter-ego ArrowZ who is in fact a blue chimp with Parkinsons Disease. No child of mine would have dirty nasty herpes.

[ArrowX]

Never thought of that...

But I'm prety sure I got it from a rental paintball mask :( The guy who last used the one i took was like 230lbs and was an avid paintballer who fogged up the mask with ugly in about 2 minutes of begining a game :(

[tenno]

you got herepes from a fat paintballer?

[liquidstatik]

No. :rolleyes

[da blob]

we DO NOT WANT to know about it. you and whatever sores you might have on whatever locations on your body, GO AWAY.

and find a bear to eat you.

[kellychaos]

You should have never crossed the streams ... in. your. mouth. :triumph

[GADZOOKS]

more like Foot IN Mouth Disease, shutup arrowX.

[Trippy]

ohh I know what helps that go away


































suicide >:

[Tonberry]

TONBERRY KNOWS HOW TO GET RID OF HERPES

TOENAIL CLIPPERS

[Trippy]

laff >:

[Gabe Vieira]

If you stop blowing your dad, you won't get herpes dumbass.

[Tonberry]

TONBERRY HEARS THAT BUTTFUCK PENN. HAS HIGH HOUSING RATES. IS THAT TRUE?

[Matt Harty]

TONBERRY IS CORRECT

[Esuohlim]

If you stop blowing your dad, you won't get herpes dumbass.

This is super quality mocking haha no really. Hey Gabe Vieira, are you the kind of person that says "Uh, I think you're confusing me with yourself" as a comeback in your high school?

[Jixby Phillips]

I've had Hand Foot and Mouth Disease. It was a few years ago. It's really contagious, I caught it from my sister after I drank out of the same carton of milk as her. It was painful for me to eat ANYTHING. It's a shitty disease.

[Gabe Vieira]

If you stop blowing your dad, you won't get herpes dumbass.

This is super quality mocking haha no really. Hey Gabe Vieira, are you the kind of person that says "Uh, I think you're confusing me with yourself" as a comeback in your high school?

No, not really. We, my friends and me, just usaully say "Go fuck a monkey you pussy"... or something along those lines. Just to let you know: I have a sick sense of humor that you will see alot of.

[Skulhedface]

Comedy GOLD!!!

[huond]

WATCH OUT I-MOCKERY.NET :eek :eek :eek

[Esuohlim]

Your hardcore put-downs have hit me so bad that I had to FISH MY MONOCLE OUT OF MY WINE GLASS.

[Jixby Phillips]

Just to let you know: I have a sick sense of humor that you will see alot of.

:lol you really are 17 aren't you :lol

[Lotida]

Hey I for one am glad he warned us!! I wish others were so cordial!! :blah

[Anonymous]

ALL HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM CRA-ZAY! :eek

[Emu]

gabe do you really hate me :tear

[Gabe Vieira]

No, I don't hate you Emu... I just hate the fact that every time I go to fuck your mom, she is all crusty. She still owes me $87 from March. Tell her to hurry up, or next time I won't pull out.

[kellychaos]

Mother jokes. The comedy motherlode! :eek

[Anonymous]

I heard today at work about some woman who has poison ivy in her vaGINA. I thought I'd share.

[Gabe Vieira]

Sounds pleasent. Thanks... bitch.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Gabe, that's Mrs. Mockery, you ain't meant to cross that line. ;)

[Gabe Vieira]

Sorry...


I wanna fuck Jessica Alba so bad right now, I think I might go wack off.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

BAN

[Schimid]

Gabe Vieira is the biggest fag I've ever seen on this forum and I'm not fucking joking.

[Comrade Rocket]

one time i got poison oak on my asshole. It hurt to sit down.

[Geggy]

comrade rocket stop giving me a boner

[Matt Harty]

Sorry...


I wanna fuck Jessica Alba so bad right now, I think I might go wack off.


YOU ARE NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO WACK TO JESSICA ALBA >:

[McClain]

HFMD caused by coxsackievirus A16 infection is a mild disease and nearly all patients recover without medical treatment in 7 to 10 days. There are no common complications. Rarely, this illness may be associated with "aseptic" or viral meningitis, in which the person has fever, headache, stiff neck, or back pain, and may need to be hospitalized for a few days. Another cause of HFMD, EV71 may also cause viral meningitis and, rarely, more serious diseases, such as encephalitis, or a poliomyelitis-like paralysis. EV71 encephalitis may be fatal. Cases of fatal encephalitis occurred during outbreaks of HFMD in Malaysia in 1997 and in Taiwan, 1998.

You're going to die.

[Geggy]

coxsackievirus

lol

[kellychaos]

one time i got poison oak on my asshole. It hurt to sit down.

Somebody chose the wrong leaf to wipe with.

[Trippy]

he didnt wipe with a leaf...

[Jixby Phillips]

he didnt wipe with a leaf...

BEST POST YET :eek

[Trippy]

thank you, thank you >: