It is official... I am a god.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

I knew it was true, but I finally proved it today. After a heated arguement with the pizza place about screwing up my food, I chucked the phone towards the couch in a fit of rage. Using my divine powers, I was able to control the phone to bounce off the couch and land on the phone cradle in perfect condition. So you all may bow and give me a hundred bucks or else FEEL MY WRATH. This includes you RoG and Protoclown... I will destroy the website unless you KNEEL!!! (Cue angry Zod look.)

[ArrowX]

OH-SNAP!

[The Green Meanie]

Looks like we'd better duck and cover soon.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

HA HA!!! Thats right Meanie and Arrow!!! Look and see where true power lies!!! Pledge your allegence to me or suffer the consequences!!!

[liquidstatik]

8===D

LOL ITS A COCK >:

[kellychaos]

I can bounce my cock off the couch and have it land directly ...























in youer mouth.

[Gurlugon]

Hey, guys. :)

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Note to self... Smite Kelly first...

[kellychaos]

Smite, and the whole world smites with you. :)

[Matt Harty]

KELLYCHAOS IS ON FIRE!!!!

[kellychaos]

Hi Matt!

[The Green Meanie]

Pledge your allegence to me or suffer the consequences!!!

If you can defeat Kiku, the Breakdancing, Rapping, Beatboxing Japanese Robot from 1975, then you might get it.

[GADZOOKS]

So, you throwing a hissy fit makes you a god.

I guess that makes Veruca Salt Jesus.

[kellychaos]

All that crazy dancing making my penis soft. >:

[Esuohlim]

You fucking spelled "Puerto" wrong in your sig. Change it now. >:

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

So, you throwing a hissy fit makes you a god.

I guess that makes Veruca Salt Jesus.

Oh my go... Errr... Oh my me!!! Gadzooks must be a profet as he sees the true Jesus!!! ALL BOW BEFORE GADZOOKS MY FOLLOWER AND YOUR TRUE GOD!!!

[Sethomas]

:yawn

[The Green Meanie]

:yawn

The sea captain is obivously not impressed.

[Emu]

:yawn

The sea captain is obivously not impressed.

He sure ain't. You got his number.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Would the granting of immortality make him better??? Not saying I am able to grant that yet since I am kind of new at this whole "God" thing, but hey, I am sure I can figure it out. I mean, I can do the water into wine trick now so why not that?

[Sethomas]

I think the alcohol overdoses, the having guns pointed at me, playing the "stir up a gas can and throw in a match" game, flipping over a convertible at 130 mph and not losing a single drop of blood, and having swallowed a bottle of aspirin in one setting grants me more liberty than you to talk about immortality.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Ah... But have you thrown a phone and had it land perfectly in the cradle? I think not...

[Sethomas]

I've thrown a dipshit and had him land in a way that probably didn't feel good.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

I've thrown a dipshit and had him land in a way that probably didn't feel good.

Must of been tough to get the smell off your hands...

[ProfessorCool]

DYNAMIC!

[Sethomas]

I'm filled with rage when people say "it must of..." or "I would of..." or "he could of..."

It's the conjugation of "TO HAVE", FUCKERS!

[Emu]

Sethomas is my hero. :(

[Pub Lover]

Sethomas is my hero.
Seth Is Every Thinking Man's Hero.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Even as a god, I feel impressed by Sethomas...

[Gabe Vieira]

It's offical... you'r a homo.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

It's offical... you'r a homo.

Yeah... I must be... :(

[The Green Meanie]

It's offical... you'r a homo.

Wait, you mean you aren't as well?

BOO THIS MAN.

[Gabe Vieira]

OMG!! You are a funny piece of shit! No, I take that back, you lick dick.

[Gurlugon]

Hey, guy, refer to the first line of my signature. It appears to have some sort of universal truth around here in General Blabber these days.

[The Green Meanie]

OMG!! You are a funny piece of shit! No, I take that back, you lick dick.

The sthick is getting old. Move along, kid.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Could be worse I suppose... Not too sure how though.