names???

[PILLOWFIGHT]

hay btw im not gonna have an abortion i talked to my parents they FREAKED out but im gonna try to stay in school anyway and my bf parents flipped out they hate me even though its JUST AS MUCH HIS FAULT AS IT IS MINE

ne way i really hope its a girl im gonna name her Haley (sp?) and if its a boy ill name him Brice. oh man i hope its a girl im gonna get her ears peirced when shes still a baby and put her in little dresses and vbows in her hair u know were gonna be best friends when shes 16 ill be 32 just like girlmore girls we can do everthing together its gonna be awesome

oh yeah and im gonna make her real smart like all those baby genius porgrams and read books and shes gonna be smart shes not gonna end up a dropout like her mom and shes not gonna date umtil shes in college!!1 hay any moms here lest talk about it k?

[Matt Harty]

congradulations no the babyy!!1

[MrAdventure]

oh great just great

"wah guys ive decided that i want to spend all the taxes"

oh i know girls like you they are always "hey i had one baby now i'll haev another so they can watch each other while i yell over my cell phone"

this makes me sick to know that youre going to be so irresponsible and yet so care free

the name? the name should be "burden on society" because you need to face the facts and give thsi baby up for adoption pronto!

[Comrade Rocket]

Your like 14, what the hell?

[Lotida]

Your like 14, what the hell?

Get a calculator....stay in school! >:

[Comrade Rocket]

No, she is seriously like 14. I used to talk to her online.

[Lotida]

I hope her post was a bad joke then. What the hell does a 14 year old know about having a baby. Sounds like she is more interested in playing dress up than anything else.

More wasted tax dollars!! >:

[Trippy]

36-16=???

[Tonberry]

TONBERRY THINKS THAT HER MATH IS A LOT LIKE HER SPELLING

[ArrowX]

Wow Goood luck with that. I really mean it your in for the downhill ride of your life. I had one of those Fave baby things and It drove me Fucking insane It crys every 20 seconds. But I've had a baby sister in my house and trust me the first 2 years are the worst after that its pretty cool havin a little kid in the house. Especially one who frigginf Idolises you :)

[agroskaterik]

LOL :lol

[Tonberry]

CAN WE SAY SLUT?

[ScruU2wice]

ummm... the gilmore girls are fucking loaded :(

[Supafly345]

Well, I know that when this is all over in 25 years PILLOWFIGHT will be a lot more responsible and mature than me having to raise a child and all. Of course I will be flying in a giant baloon around the world as the half-cyborg ghosthunter "Dusko Windbreather" and too busy vanquishing evil while looking abscenely cool by catch phrases like "Mr. Zombie president! Your bill to live has been VETOED!"

[DamnthatDavid]

im gonna get her ears peirced when shes still a baby and put her in little dresses and vbows in her hair u know were gonna be best friends when shes 16 ill be 32 just like girlmore girls we can do everthing together its gonna be awesome

You will ruin this kids life. >:
She will also become a slut before the age of 10. Then you both can get jobs pulling tricks on the street.

Adoption! Don't ruin the babies life over your, and your boyfriends, mistakes.

[pjalne]

I think people here should stop being fucking assholes.

[ziggytrix]

this is not i-therapy.net, dumbass

[pjalne]

Nor is it i-scareteenagersintohavinganabortionbyverballyabusin gthem.

[Sethomas]

... .net.

[Dole]

Wait, is this a joke? I get jokes.

[Grandpa Jones]

You kids these days have no respect for the art of making love. Back when I was young we waited until we were married or over 18 to have sex. It just wasn't right to do then. Nowadays you kids watch MTV and think sex is a normal everyday thing when it's meant to be special. You only get to lose your virginity once, and it should be with someone you love.

This should be a lesson to all of you. You should wait until you're older and have a better understanding of sex. And if you do, she should be on every type of birth control, you should use 3 condoms, and she should take contraceptives anyways after sex.

[Pub Lover]

My great-grandmother was married at 13 & preggers by 14, & back then that was quite legal & not uncommon in the UK. :lol

Our child-protection laws don't work & need to be revised. >:

[Dole]

In the UK in the 18th century, children as young as 7 were sent deep into the baby mines to harvest babies. If you didnt produce enough babies, your legs were slapped by a haughty Governess.

[mburbank]

Don't tell my wife there are baby mines.


Oh, and if pillowfight isn't a joke, she should be better written anyway. And just becuase she 'talked' to you on line doesn't mean she isn't fat middleaged accountant from Duluth. In fact, it makes it more likely.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

wtf im NOT 14 im 16 >: i cant wait until my school kicks me out for being pregnant than i can stay home all day and watch tv and when i get prgnant like "oh man im craving WATERMELON wtf" and then i can play with a baby all day (when i feel like it if i dont well probably hire a lady to take care of it or something omg i hope i dont get stretch marks thats f*ckign grosss)

btw ur all jerks u dont know know how tough it is being a girl

[Sethomas]

Yeah, just like that No Doubt song. Hmm.

[DementedElf]

You and your child should be euthanized. I would just give the child up for adoption and spare it the disgrace of having such a worthless mother.

[Sethomas]

But an adoptive mother won't be cool like her!

[kellychaos]

Life is going to be much easier with a well-trained baby to take care of the housework and do your shopping for you. Fact.

Max,

Wouldn't bad grammar be a necessary writing component when trying to achieve white-trash authenticity?

[Gabe Vieira]

Oh, so you'r 16 now? That makes everything much better... not :maul

[Helm]

If you don't need the dead baby could you mail it to greece I'm lonely

[Geggy]

btw ur all jerks u dont know know how tough it is being a girl

i know i'm thankful that i'm not a girl unless i've been kicked in the nuts then that would make me wish i had a vagina so it wouldnt hurt as bad if i got kicked in the vagina.

[Geggy]

If you don't need the dead baby could you mail it to greece I'm lonely

whats the point? youre going to eat it anyway. oh you mean you like to play tea party with dead baby's skeleton? me too.

[glowbelly]

i think that mckkenna is a lovely name and you would be so original if you picked that name especially if you aren't irish at all

[PILLOWFIGHT]

im gonna name her Angel cuz my granma and shes gonna be *my little Angel*

[Schimid]

My friend had a baby and did that. :/

If it's a boy name it Rocco. I'm gonna name my kid Rocco or Miles >:o

[Malevolent]

If this is a joke, it's not funny. If this is real, I hope the baby is stillborn.

[da blob]

you could make a nice amount of money do NOT let the thing go for free ! Sell it ! It's getting difficult these days to find a young white baby to adopt, many rich motherfuckers are willing to pay big $$ for one.

[Geggy]

:lol :(

[Sethomas]

Woah, Geggy ripped off a drunken post of mine from two years ago. Very retro indeed.

[FartinMowler]

Woah, Geggy ripped off a drunken post of mine from two years ago. Very retro indeed

at least it's funnier than this stupid thread.

[Geggy]

i have no idea what youre talking about? though, i'm flattered that we would say same things. the whole time, i thought i was a retard.

[FartinMowler]

You ripped off a quote that Seth wrote you retard.

[Geggy]

yes, i am aware of that fartin but let me clarify this for you and your diminutive brain, oh, wait.... never mind. i just dont feel like it.

[the[Hitman]]

If this is a joke, it's not funny. If this is real, I hope the baby is stillborn.

if its a stillborn she could eat it because its the best food she is going to get living in the gutter.

i figure you should just give it the coat-hanger special and leave the body in your grannies mailbox.

[Sethomas]

http://pub84.ezboard.com/fwhoreableboard1frm10.showMessage?topicID=10.topic

EVIDENCE!!

[Geggy]

holy shit what are the odds? lol

definitely twisted stuff.

[Drew Katsikas]

Can We Say Slut?

You have entered Pillowfight.

[Tonberry]

Can We Say Slut?

You have entered Pillowfight.

YOU TOTALLY RIPPED TONBERRY OFF >:

[Helm]

Tonberry, please stop posting.

[Anonymous]

TONBERRY IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN MOST OF THE FUCKERS ON HERE

Pillowfight, have you given thought to teaching the baby tricks? It could get you on one of those famous baby shows!!

[subterfuge]

If this is a joke, it's not funny. If this is real, I hope the baby is stillborn.

Ditto.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

you alal suck get off my back already jeez ive never even seen so many dead baby jokes fagg*ts u dont know me wo i dont have to defedne myself so why woyuld u even tell u u dont know me go f*ck urselves

[FreakinStrange]

If its a boy name him spanky and if its a girl name her prizcyla :)

[pjalne]

i know i'm thankful that i'm not a girl unless i've been kicked in the nuts then that would make me wish i had a vagina so it wouldnt hurt as bad if i got kicked in the vagina.

Where's that from?

[kellychaos]

Plastic bags make a lovely baby shower gift. Hours of crib-time fun for baby. Fact.

[Lotida]

I refuse to believe that someone this ignorant will be allowed to reproduce! >:

[sadie]

we're thinking about "sebastian."

[kellychaos]

Although I like the name, it kind of seems like a highly teaseable name amongst his future childhood peers. :wordshurt :(

[ziggytrix]

Can We Say Slut?

You have entered Pillowfight.

YOU TOTALLY RIPPED TONBERRY OFF >:

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=12239

AMAZING, WE CAME UP WITH THE SAME LAME JOKE!

Or you ripped ME off.

Either way, you're a fucking moron. ;)

[Geggy]

i know i'm thankful that i'm not a girl unless i've been kicked in the nuts then that would make me wish i had a vagina so it wouldnt hurt as bad if i got kicked in the vagina.

Where's that from?

:|

[Dr. V]

Hahaha have a nice life. Having a baby may look all fun but trust me, in a matter of months you will want to kill yourself. And when theres one theres gonna be another. Your gonna be like my brothers gf, 21 with 3 kids!

Btw, ten bucks shes mexican.

[pjalne]

i know i'm thankful that i'm not a girl unless i've been kicked in the nuts then that would make me wish i had a vagina so it wouldnt hurt as bad if i got kicked in the vagina.

Where's that from?

:|

No seriously, where is it from?

[ziggytrix]

Btw, ten bucks shes mexican.

I'd take that bet. There are just as many (if not more) stupid white teens getting pregnant, and they're more likely to go bragging about it on a message board.

BTW, racists have to drink from the "dead souls only" water fountain in hell. :(

If this is a joke, it's fuckin hilarious.

[liquidstatik]

OMG IS THIS FER SERIOUS, HILARY? :(:(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

your the dad :(


i was gonan tell you ;_; .....

[Dole]

"Btw, ten bucks shes mexican."

Twat. 10 'bucks' says you're a fat virgin.

[Dr. V]

"Btw, ten bucks shes mexican."

Twat. 10 'bucks' says you're a fat virgin.

HURRA! You win ten bucks.

[kellychaos]

Mexican girls have large aeriolas. Good for baby! Too bad that a baby's cerebral cortex hasn't fully matured at that age and he won't remember them later on in life. :(

[sadie]

it's areola, perv wanna-be. :rolleyes and kids will find something to tease about regardless.

[kellychaos]

True. :(

Again, I do like the name but, speaking from the experience of a guy growing up with the name Kelly, that name seems destined to be attached to the guy picked last in gym class. At the same time, I'm sure that you have your own reasons for the name, my opinion means shit because this is an internet message board and you're going to do what you want anyway. In short, I hope you have a healthy, happy boy baby.