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FartinMowler
Jun 9th, 2004, 07:31 PM
I was in a spread out position like a lion ready to attack and all of a sudden my leg cramped up >:

The Retro Kat
Jun 9th, 2004, 09:33 PM
It could be worse, you could be a bunch of fat, ugly broads posting on message boards in the loveline section.

Spastic Colon
Jun 9th, 2004, 10:07 PM
What were you doing that required spreading your legs? Trying out for the cheerleading team? WHAT!?

AChimp
Jun 9th, 2004, 10:07 PM
Spread eagle, he means. :(

ArrowX
Jun 9th, 2004, 10:09 PM
Rape The Bitch. Rape solves everything.

Rongi
Jun 9th, 2004, 10:22 PM
oh god i do not want to imagine fartin naked

oh god...oooh god

Carnivore
Jun 9th, 2004, 10:28 PM
He's lame (in more ways than one). Humanely destroy him... or inhumanely. Doesn't matter.

FartinMowler
Jun 9th, 2004, 11:44 PM
the corner supermarket guy told me to "stop doing that" and "put the magazines back in the package when I'm finished" >:

GADZOOKS
Jun 10th, 2004, 12:04 AM
I bet your wife said "THANK HEAVENS" and untied herself and ran away/

Jeanette X
Jun 10th, 2004, 12:31 AM
That happens to me a lot too. I try to stretch earlier in the day. :/

Dole
Jun 10th, 2004, 04:04 AM
"Rape The Bitch. Rape solves everything."

-oh how original and funny. Another rape joke...it never gets old.

Wazzock.

kellychaos
Jun 10th, 2004, 04:49 PM
I was in a spread out position like a lion ready to attack < FILL IN THE BLANK > and all of a sudden my leg cramped up >:

Hmmm ... I'll say "your own anus with a nine-inch dildo".

ProfessorCool
Jun 10th, 2004, 07:00 PM
Dude, Kelly, your fucking crazy.

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2004, 12:05 PM
Wazzock.
Top Notch. :posh :blackslap

kellychaos
Jun 11th, 2004, 03:44 PM
Thanx, cuz krazy people don't know that they're krazy. :(

Drew Katsikas
Jun 11th, 2004, 06:12 PM
He's lame (in more ways than one). Humanely destroy him... or inhumanely. Doesn't matter.

Another scathing rebuttal from Carnivore, king of the boards! :eek

GADZOOKS
Jun 13th, 2004, 06:09 PM
Hey Mr. Mowler, check out my cartoonamation of you.

http://img70.photobucket.com/albums/v40/MarvelVsCapcom/COMEONNOW.gif

Anonymous
Jun 13th, 2004, 06:14 PM
I think that's the first time Drew ever made me laugh :<

Drew Katsikas
Jun 13th, 2004, 08:25 PM
Which, of course, has been my goal since day one.

Big McLargehuge
Jun 13th, 2004, 09:18 PM
sometimes i get "leg cramps" ;)

Carnivore
Jun 14th, 2004, 06:30 PM
I think that's the first time Drew ever made me laugh :<

Yet what he said wasn't even remotely funny. Hmmmm... :/

Royal Tenenbaum
Jun 14th, 2004, 07:20 PM
It was funny because it's Love Line and he was trying to seduce you.

Carnivore
Jun 14th, 2004, 07:46 PM
That would push it far away from funny and towards deeply disturbing.