Friday Night Massacre

[FartinMowler]

I've been thinking of leaving for a long time and I hope tonight it will be something fun. My request is to go out the same way that I came in. Meaning that I would like everyone to have fun and say anything they want to me and I will try to defend myself the best I can and when midnight strikes I will leave forever :)

[Tropical]

but we luv you farty marty

[FartinMowler]

I have to go cut grass (work) so, don't be sappy and get out your guns Tropical (euphemistically). I mean it >: but thanks.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

just shut the fuck up and leave. leave and don't come back.

[AChimp]

He'll be back. :/

[Matt Harty]

He has 20 names to come back on.

[Perndog]

But you know he'll make a new one instead of using one of those.

[Dole]

I, for one, am obviously going to beg fartin to stay, because as we all know this place will be a hollow, empty void without him and our lives will become meaningless.

[Gurlugon]

dowdymowler.

[Rez]

bye forever.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

he'll lurk for a while...three years or so, then he'll make a dramatic comeback and register about 300 variations of his screen name and post several pictures of his privates...then he'll start another "bye forever" thread and it all starts over again.

[FartinMowler]

Nope, It's not fun if there is and udercurrent of resentment coming from moderators that dislike me to the point of barring me from participating in anything on this site. I'm going to devote my time to playing my bass and watching my big ass t.v. :) I quit drinking beer to pay for it so I'm kinda boring when sober :/

[Schimid]

to the point of barring me from participating in anything on this site.

Oh, so that's what this is about :lol

[kellychaos]

I, for one, will miss the sexual savvy of the ladies man. :(

[Comrade Rocket]

The other day i was kinda bored and was searching though some of the older threads and i found someone named Mowler.

Hes been here longer than me i think :(

[Trippy]

wow, he must be ancient!

[FartinMowler]

Be good :)

[jin]

I'd really rather mowler didnt go ;<

[Trippy]

same here

[Anonymous]

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING

[kellychaos]

You tell 'em, zipper lips! >:

[Esuohlim]

I found FartinMowler guys. He posted a topic (http://p210.ezboard.com/fthejixbyphillipsboardofunfrm2.showMessage?topicID =510.topic) at Jixby's board.

This is like running away from home but hiding in the garage.