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Ronnie Raygun
Jun 15th, 2004, 04:50 PM
http://www.drudgereport.com/tootsie.JPG

Perndog
Jun 15th, 2004, 05:50 PM
I'm not Max, but I think it's pretty dull and not funny at all.

AChimp
Jun 15th, 2004, 05:57 PM
http://www.bushorchimp.com/

:lol :lol :lol

AM I RIGHT GUYS?

da blob
Jun 15th, 2004, 06:01 PM
:lol :lol :lol

UNHEARD OF !

Cosmo Electrolux
Jun 15th, 2004, 07:23 PM
:lol :lol :lol

WHAT A CARD!!!

ziggytrix
Jun 15th, 2004, 07:33 PM
Mrs. Kerry looks kinda like Dustin Hoffman in drag. :/

My uncle, a liberal, laughed at it, but I showed him the bushorchimp site first, so it was in a more humorous context. :P

Then he had me search for this (http://media.portland.indymedia.org/images/2004/04/285206.gif), a mosaic made of pics of the servicemen who've died in Iraq.

We didn't laugh at that one. :(

Ronnie Raygun
Jun 15th, 2004, 08:41 PM
What about the servicemen who died in WWII? Did you laugh at that?

.....of course not. Why would you? Why is it worth noting that you didn't laugh?

Perndog
Jun 15th, 2004, 08:43 PM
Because he did laugh at all the other pictures he looked up, dolt.

Ronnie Raygun
Jun 15th, 2004, 08:46 PM
That makes no sense.

Immortal Goat
Jun 15th, 2004, 09:26 PM
Vince? Is that YOU? Oh, wait, no, sorry, I had you confused with this other right-wing moron. You really are clueless, aren't you Ronnie? Pern was making perfect sense. He was saying that he laughed at all the other pictures because they were supposed to be funny, yet true. However, the Bush mosaic didn't cause him to laugh because he knew the sad truth that those people died, and that it was Bush that practically signed their death warrents. In fact, that is pretty much the only thing he is good at. Sentencing people to death.

Cosmo Electrolux
Jun 16th, 2004, 06:38 AM
What about the servicemen who died in WWII? Did you laugh at that?

.....of course not. Why would you? Why is it worth noting that you didn't laugh?

You're a fucking moron, Ronnie, if you think this war is similar to WWII in any context. You're a fucking moron anyway, but this drives the point home.

Dole
Jun 16th, 2004, 08:03 AM
Agreed, that was a ludicrous analogy even by his standards.

Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2004, 09:53 AM
So, you can compare Dubya to Hitler, but you can't compare the dead of their respective wars? :rolleyes

Dole
Jun 16th, 2004, 10:16 AM
No, you can't compare a war that was fought by an actual alliance of many nations to stop an aggressive, fascist invasionary force with a war (fought by a handful of nations and opposed by many more) that was all about the ownership of and access to oil wells and supposed removal of weapons that werent actually there.

And you can't compare Dubya and Hitler. The majority voted for Hitler.

mburbank
Jun 16th, 2004, 10:25 AM
Nalds, since it's clear from the last time you did this you are not even marginally interested in my analysis of humor, I'm not inclined to play along. I think I gavce you a very fair answer last time around, which I don't think you even replied to. At least when I barb you for effect, I pay attention to what you say (if you say anything). If you're just using my name in a thread title for effect as opposed to coming to me as representing an opinion, don't bother.

Mockery
Jun 16th, 2004, 10:49 AM
And you can't compare Dubya and Hitler. The majority voted for Hitler.
:lol

pjalne
Jun 16th, 2004, 11:22 AM
In that Bush mosaic, a lot of the faces are repeated.

This does not mean I'm your friend, Ronnie >:

Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2004, 11:28 AM
Hey Pjalne, we're all friends here! >:

kellychaos
Jun 16th, 2004, 03:46 PM
If you're just using my name in a thread title for effect as opposed to coming to me as representing an opinion, don't bother.

Hey! Max moves the papers off the stands, kid. ;)

And I still stand by my Nancy Reagan/Joker "separated at birth" theory.

ziggytrix
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:31 PM
I think it's fair to compare any war to any other war on the grounds they they are both wars, and have at least that in common. Future historians certainly will make these comparisons.

Whether this one goes down as an event that changed history for the better, or as an act of agression based on false pretense and greed, well, I've my suspicions how most non-American historians are gonna write it. :(

Immortal Goat
Jun 16th, 2004, 06:35 PM
And they would be right, too.

Ronnie Raygun
Jun 16th, 2004, 07:48 PM
Most people who post here just hate the United States...

I don't care what future historians have to say about it.

Immortal Goat
Jun 16th, 2004, 08:19 PM
That's right, I hate the United States. That is why I was practically in a waking coma during the September eleventh attack. That is why I hope for this country to be pulled out of the gutter that it seems to be sliding in to. That is why I fear for the lives of our servicemen and women over in a country they have no real reason to be in. Because I HATE AMERICA!!!

Ronnie, you are so fucking clueless it isn't even funny. At least Vince provides some comic relief, but YOU really don't get it. It is people like you that make this country seem like a shithole to others, not people like the majority of posters in this thread.

ziggytrix
Jun 16th, 2004, 08:37 PM
See Ronnie, I actually CARE about my country, and that's WHY I hope we are remembered as good and just, and not violent oppressors.

You don't give a FUCK about the United States if you don't care about our legacy.

Your flag waving is a pretense for something this country does NOT stand for, and it is disgusting to anyone who ever thought about what "liberty and justice for all" really means.

Brandon
Jun 17th, 2004, 02:42 AM
You don't give a FUCK about the United States if you don't care about our legacy.
Legacy?

Germany's legacy involved the systematic murder of 6 million Jews.

Russia's legacy involved an oppressive Soviet regime that not only took multitudes of lives in its own borders, but inspired other countries to adopt the same methods.

France's legacy involved Nazi collaboration.

Now you don't look at those three countries as evil to this day, do you? No, you probably agreed with them when they opposed the Iraq war.

Anyway, this war appears stupid and frivolous, and history may remember it as such, but we won't know for sure until we see the real political results. All I'm going to suggest is: this war is a very mild blemish compared to what other nations have done. We could have done a lot worse than knocking over a dictator. It really bothers me that the United States seems to be held to an impossible moral standard while other nations are given incredible amounts of slack. If we're going by the principle of "let he who is without sin cast the first stone," then the major players of the world community have no right to be clucking their tongues at anyone.

That being said, I didn't think the Iraq war was a good idea when it started and I don't think it was a good idea now. I DO, however, get upset when people insist that it was "immoral." Regardless of why it happened or how it was sold, the war was NOT immoral. Good things can be done for bad reasons.

Oh, and I'm not defending Ronnie's "you're not a patriot" shtick, by the way.

Brandon
Jun 17th, 2004, 02:45 AM
And by the way:

While I'm not regarding it as trivial, I don't find a pleasant world opinion to be a reward in and of itself. A country's goodness is not dependent on what other people think of it.

Cosmo Electrolux
Jun 17th, 2004, 09:42 AM
Most people who post here just hate the United States...

I don't care what future historians have to say about it.

We don't hate the United States..we love our country. We hate what people like you are doing to our country.

mburbank
Jun 17th, 2004, 09:58 AM
That's horsepuckey, Nalds, unless you equate slavish devotion to the current administration as love of country. When Clinton was in office, I bet you hated a lot of his foreign and domestic policy. Did that mean you hated the USA. No sir.

You and I both concider ourselves patriots. I loathe your view of America, but that doesn't mean I think you hate it. That's why you are what's called a reactionary, and I am not.

You confuse patriotism and nationalsim. Most people experience nationalism to one degree or another. The Japanese during WWII had us beat cold as far as that goes. Almost everybody thinks their number one. History isn't a foolproof guide, but 'not caring' about it is just embracing ignorance. We all live in a snapshot of geo political time. Thinking you just happened to stumble into the closest thing to perfection history has to offer, a moment when we the United States are just so darn right it's amazing and that we'll have nothing to learn from the passage of time or the viewpoints of other people is putting your fingers in your ears and singing.

Perndog
Jun 17th, 2004, 10:43 AM
Ronnie, you're not supposed to put anything in your ears smaller than your elbow. My kindergarten teacher said you can hurt yourself doing that.

kellychaos
Jun 17th, 2004, 03:35 PM
It is important that, upon each new presidential election, each and every citizen is programmed so as to conform to the new administration.

The_Rorschach
Jun 18th, 2004, 09:07 PM
By Jove, its damn nice to see nothing has changed here :)

Perndog
Jun 18th, 2004, 10:17 PM
Welcome back, Ror. I hope I can argue with you again in a hurry.

kellychaos
Jun 19th, 2004, 03:08 PM
Ror is back to play! :)